Read these kickass things. They're a riot. Hee hee, laugh your ass off. It won't hurt. Much. I promise. So knock yourself out or whatever. Also,ya know what? There ain't any "explicit lyrics" in any of these stories. Really. Read them and then you'll believe me.
Welcome to the Dollhouse
Computer Wants
63 Ways to Piss Off a Cop!!!
Monkeys
Phrases for Woman's T-shirts
Frosty the Blowman
How to Get Rid Of Guys You Don't Like
Diary of an AOL user
McDonald's Application
The Daddies Rules for Dating
Suk Mi Pagoda Menu
Jackasses
Unknown Facts You Never Heard!
The Obituary of the Pillsbury Dough Boy
Jokes!
A Funky Ass Chain Letter
Thanksgiving: Inoccent or not?
Ways to Have fun at Wal-Mart!
Wicked Ways
The Mind and Thoughts from Someone that may not be Normal...(ooh! new poem inside!)
Scream: starring N'Stynk
Lullabyes to Lull You to Sleep (yeah right)
Make my Boobies One More Size! BACK TO THE LAUNDRYAMAT
Crazy: The Real lyrics to Bitchney's Song
The Chinese Barbie Girl Song
