Past movies have included Star Trek 2: The Wrath Of Khan, all 3 Poltergeist movies (in a row, the same night), Back to the Future, Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, Stephen King's The Dead Zone and Christine, and even a couple of films they also made fun of on MST3K...
Following the Monstervision movie or movies was a film that TNT considers "100% Wierd". Sometimes it has something to do with the evening's selection (2 Godzilla movies were followed by "All Monsters Attack") and sometimes not. Sometimes "100% Wierd" was just a short film, Bigfoot: Man or Beast ... which is about 50% wierd. Or the classic Japanese TV-series Ultra 7, or Gilligan's Island, which is just plain silly. Each summer, Professor Joe Bob Briggs would conduct his own Summer School
These movies continue to run on TNT, TBS, and even the Sci Fi Channel in their original form. Simply print out the host segments for the movie when it comes around and read Joe Bob's comments on each segment as you watch the movie. It's the next best thing to having Joe Bob on the couch next to you...
In addition to being Joe Bob Briggs on MonsterVision, John Bloom also appeared on Comedy Central's Daily Show to comment on Godstuff. John Bloom's Godstuff page at Comedy Central. John Bloom does most or all of his own writing
Classic SciFi, Fantasy, Horror, or just plain campy monster movies previously seen on Monstervision, now scheduled on other channels (click title for Monstervision review & host segments, if available). EST, Times shown before 7am are considered night of previous day, so you can set your VCR before going to sleep. I appologize if there are any mistakes. I didn't want to be a barber I wanted to be a Lumberjack .
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Date/time Movie Title/Description Links Channel
Tue, 4-1-08, April Fools Day: Ralph Nader wins Democratic Primary
7:30 am Hot Shots! Cinemax
8:00 am Earth Girls Are Easy (Jeff Goldblum as an alien) The Movie Channel
Escape From Planet Of The Apes American Movie Classics
10:00 am Beneath the Planet of the Apes American Movie Classics
Coneheads (Aykroyd, Jane Curtain as aliens living on Earth) HBO
Noon Poseidon Adventure American Movie Classics
1:00 pm Open Water 2 The Movie Channel
1pm & 10pm Alpha Dog Cinemax
2:00 pm Poseidon (remake, Kurt Russell) HBO
3:00 pm Stephen King's Pet Sematary Cinemax
Crash Landing Showtime
3:45 pm Batman Returns HBO
4:30 pm Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines FX Channel
Dragnet (Aykroyd, Tom Hanks, Henry Morgan, Dabney Coleman) Cinemax
5:00 pm Forrest Gump American Movie Classics
5pm/8pm EST The Birds "They're coming!" Turner Classic Movies
6:15 pm Deep Impact (a comet headed toward Earth) Showtime #2
6:30 pm Jet Li's Fearless Cinemax
6:45 pm Cape Fear (1991, DeNiro) More Max
7pm/10pm EST Hitchcock's Marnie (Teppi Hedren, Sean Connery) Turner Classic Movies
7:30 pm Day After Tomorrow (world destroyed in one day by global warming) FX Channel
8:00 pm Letters From Iwo Jima (2006) American Movie Classics
World Trade Center (Nicholas Cage, firefighters on 9/11) The Movie Channel
Young Guns & Young Guns 2 CMT
8pm & 12am Universe: collisions in space History Channel
8:30 pm Blair Witch Project (1999) Showtime #2
9:00 pm Deck The Halls (2006, Danny DeVito) More Max
9pm & 1am Universe (new ep) nebulas History Channel
9:30/12:30 EST Psycho (1960, Tony Perkins) Turner Classic Movies
9:45 pm Darkman "Justice has a new face!" HBO
10:00 pm Biography: The Monkees Biography Channel
Mr. Warmth: The Don Rickles Project (2007) HBO #2
10:35 pm Kinky Sex Club (2005, Kaylani Lei) More Max
11:00 pm Destination Truth: SEA MONSTER/ BAT DEMON SCIFI
11:30 pm Dangerous Game Showtime
11:30/2:30 EST Hitchcock's Topaz (1969) Turner Classic Movies
Midnight Ripley's Believe It Or Not SCIFI
1:30 am Force 10 From Navarone American Movie Classics
Basic Instinct 2 Showtime
Hot Fuzz (2007) Cinemax
2am/5am EST Hitchcock's Torn Curtain Turner Classic Movies
3:00 am Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars (part 1 of 2) SCIFI
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Wed, 4-2-08:
7am/10am EST To Be Or Not To Be (Jack Benny vs. Nazis) Turner Classic Movies
8:30 am Last King Of Scotland Cinemax
8:30/11:30 EST The African Queen (Bogart vs. German gunboat on a river) Turner Classic Movies
9:00 am Dirty Dancing (Patrick Swayze) The Movie Channel
10:00 am Sahara (1943) American Movie Classics
10:30 am Mee-Shee: The Water Spirit The Movie Channel
12:00 pm Force 10 From Navarone American Movie Classics
12:10 pm Broken Arrow Cinemax
1:00 pm Blair Witch Project Showtime
2:00 pm Alien Nation (James Caan as cop partnered with alien homicide detective) Cinemax
3:30 pm Tremors 3 Cinemax
4:30 pm X-Men: The Last Stand HBO
5:00 pm Letters From Iwo Jima (2006) American Movie Classics
5:30 pm Day After Tomorrow (world destroyed in one day by global warming) FX Channel
6:00 pm Deep Impact Showtime
Dirty Dancing The Movie Channel
7:00 pm The Godfather 3 Cinemax
7:10 pm The Sentinel (2006) More Max
8:00 pm The Landlord (1970, Beau Bridges) Flix Movie Channel
Down Periscope (spoof of Hunt For Red October, Bruce Dern, Kelsey Grammer) Family Channel
Hideous Kinky (1999) Showtime #2
Stranger Than Fiction (2006) Encore
Terminator 2: Judgement Day American Movie Classics
8:20 pm Bridge To Terabithia (2007) Starz
9:00 pm Die Hard 2 More Max
Ghost Hunters (new ep) SCIFI
Into The Blue (2005) TNT
9pm & 1am MonsterQuest: Stalin's super soldiers History Channel
9:45 pm Teaching Mrs. Tingle (1999) The Movie Channel
10:00 pm Deck The Halls Cinemax
The Bone Collector (1999) USA Channel
Destination Truth: Africa's flying dinosaur sightings SCIFI
10pm & 2am UFO Hunters: Canadian photos History Channel
3:00 am Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars (part 2 of 2) SCIFI
6:00 am Magic (1978, Anthony Hopkins hears voices) American Movie Classics
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Thurs 4-3-08:
8:15 am Enemy Mine (another Robinson Crusoe in Space) American Movie Classics
10:30 am The Thing From Another World American Movie Classics
12:45 pm Near Dark The Movie Channel
1:00 pm The Sniper American Movie Classics
2:30 pm Firewall (Harrison Ford) Cinemax
3:00 pm Black Dog (1998) American Movie Classics
4:00 pm Practical Magic HBO
4:15 pm Caddyshack (Bill Murray, Rodney Dangerfield) Cinemax
Circle Of Iron The Movie Channel
5:00 pm Terminator 2: Rise Of The Machines American Movie Classics
5:47 pm Stephen King's The Green Mile Showtime
7:00 pm Creature (1998, Craig T. Nelson, Kim Cattrall, 4 hours) SCIFI
Coming To America (Eddie Murphy as a Prince who leaves Africa) More Max
7pm/10pm EST Comrad X (Clark Gable comedy) Turner Classic Movies
7:35/10:35 EST Foxy Brown (1974, Pam Grier) IFC
followed by Black Caesar (1973, Fred Williamson) IFC
8:00 pm The Devil Wears Prada (2006) Cinemax
Houseguest (1995, Phil Hartman, Jeffrey Jones) The Movie Channel
Patriot Games (Harrison Ford vs. terrorist Sean Bean) American Movie Classics
9:00 pm The American President (1995, a past Monstervision feature) Lifetime
Click Starz
9pm & 1am Gangland (new ep) History Channel
10:00 pm Richard Pryor Live on the Sunset Strip (1982) The Movie Channel
Eli Stone (new ep) ABC
The Mummy (1999) "We are in serious trouble!" Encore
Penn & Teller's Bull: Detoxing Showtime
10pm & 2am Cities of the Underworld: Jerusalem History Channel
10:30 pm Witness (Harrison Ford as cop undercover in Amish country) American Movie Classics
11:00 pm 12:01 SCIFI
South Park: Longer...and Uncut Showtime
12:00 am Lethal Weapon 4 HBO
2:00 am Dragonfly (2002) USA Channel
Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas HBO
2:30 am The Others TBS
3:00 am French Connection 2 American Movie Classics
Code Red: Rubicon SCIFI
4:00 am Ricochet HBO
6:30 am Guadalcanal Diary American Movie Classics
6:30/9:30 EST Psycho (1960, Tony Perkins, Janet Leigh) Turner Classic Movies
6:45 am An Inconvenient Truth (fantasy) The Movie Channel
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Fri 4-4-08:
7:00 am Gremlins 2: The New Batch HBO
7:30 am The Iron Giant (animated, giant robot from space in the 1950s) Cinemax
8:30 am Bataan (1943) American Movie Classics
8:30/11:30 EST Green Mansions (Tony Perkins) Turner Classic Movies
9:00 am Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead HBO
Fried Green Tomatoes (Kathy Bates hears about the body in the lake) Cinemax
11:00 am Sniper American Movie Classics
11am & 7:45pm Miami Vice (2006) Cinemax
12:30/3:30 EST Goodbye Again Turner Classic Movies
1:00 pm Striking Distance (Bruce Willis) American Movie Classics
Open Water 2 The Movie Channel
1:45 pm Keeping Mum Showtime
2:45/5:45 EST The Trial (Tony Perkins vs. Orson Welles) Turner Classic Movies
3:00 pm Witness (Harrison Ford) American Movie Classics
3:20 pm Hollywoodland Cinemax
4:00 pm Skeleton Key HBO
4:30 pm An Inconvenient Truth (fantasy) The Movie Channel
6:20 pm Superman Returns (fantasy) More Max
7:10 pm The Invisible (2007) Starz
8:00 pm The Ghost Whisperer (new ep) CBS
The Hand That Rocks The Cradle (1992, Rebecca DeMornay as psycho babysitter) Flix Movie Channel
King Kong (1976, De Laurentiis) American Movie Classics
Lord Of The Rings: Fellowship Of The Rings TNT
Matilda (1996, Danny DeVito's telekinetic daughter doesn't like him) Family Channel
Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (1999) Spike (TNN)
8pm & 12am Modern Marvels: gadgets (new ep) History Channel
8pm/11pm EST Independence Day (Will Smith vs. UFO aliens) FOX Movie Channel
8:30/11:30 EST Witchblade (Japanese animated, new ep) IFC
9:00 pm Legally Blonde 2 TBS
9pm & 12am White Chicks (2004, Wayans & Wayans) FX Channel
9pm & 1am Shockwave: man survives inside jet engine History Channel
9pm/12am EST Return Of The Living Dead (1985, you can't keep a good zombie down) IFC
9:30 pm Rush Hour (1998, Chris Tucker, Jackie Chan) Encore
10:00 pm Big (fantasy, Tom Hanks) TV-Land
Battlestar Galactica (new ep) SCIFI
10pm & 2am Battle 360: USS Enterprise in the invasion of Gilber Islands (WW2) History Channel
11:00 pm Planet Of The Apes (Charlton Heston, Roddy McDowall) American Movie Classics
11pm/2am EST 13 Ghosts (original William Castle version, not the remake) Turner Classic Movies
Midnight Hard To Kill HBO
followed by Texas Chainsaw Massacre and then Idle Hands HBO
12:30/3:30 EST The Tingler (Vincent Price) Turner Classic Movies
1:00 am Aeon Flux The Movie Channel
1:30 am King Kong (1976, De Laurentiis) American Movie Classics
2:00 am Ella Enchanted TBS
2:30 am Dangerous Game Showtime
3:00 am Alien Lockdown SCIFI
4:30 am The She Creature (a really nasty mermaid) American Movie Classics
4:50 am Shadow of the Vampire (real vampire in a movie snacks on the actors) HBO
6:00 am Dark Water The Movie Channel
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Sat 4-5-08:
7:30 am What's Eating Gilbert Grape Cinemax
8:30 am Ella Enchanted TBS
The Breed (2006) TNT
9:00 am The Triangle (6-hour miniseries) SCIFI
10:00 am Mee-Shee: The Water Spirit The Movie Channel
11:00 am Black Dahlia Cinemax
11:30 am Ice Age (animated) HBO
11:30 & 7:25pm The Pink Panther (2006, Steve Martin) The Movie Channel
Noon Gangs Of New York (set in 1800s) USA Network
Gremlins (a past Monstervision feature) "Never feed them after dark" Family Channel
12pm/3pm EST Grey Owl (1999) WGN
1:00 pm Blade 2 and then Blade Trinity (2004) TNT
Broken Trail (1800s cowboys protect women from prostitution/slave owners) American Movie Classics
1:30 pm Airplane! (Leslie Nelson, Lloyd Bridges) Comedy Central
2:00 pm Haunted Mansion (Eddie Murphy ain't afraid of no ghosts) Family Channel
3:00 pm 10.5 (2006, 8 hour miniseries) SCIFI
3:30 pm Police Academy (comedy, Joe Bob checked it out) Comedy Central
4:00 pm Final Destination CW
Hocus Pocus (watch out Salem, the witches come back in 1993) Family Channel
Una Pelicula de Miedo (Wayans & Wayans, directed by Keenan) Telemundo
4:30 pm Deep Blue Sea Cinemax
5:00 pm Open Range (2003) American Movie Classics
Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (1999) Spike (TNN)
6:00 pm Matilda (1996) by Roald Dahl Family Channel
16 Blocks (Bruce Willis) HBO
Fantastic 4 FX Channel
Snake Eyes (1998) Showtime
6:20 pm Night At The Museum Cinemax
Gladiator (2000) More Max
7:00 pm Ray Bradbury's Fahrenheit 451 (1966) Sundance Channel
7:30/10:30 EST Jezebel (1938, Bette Davis is not nice) Turner Classic Movies
8:00 pm Constantine (2005, cop in war of demons & angels) FX Channel
Harry Potter & the Sorcerer's Stone ABC
Legally Blonde 2 (Reese Witherspoon, Bob Newhart) TBS
Lord Of The Rings 2: The 2 Towers TNT
Star Wars Episode 2: Attack Of The Clones Spike (TNN)
Torchwood (repeated from last Saturday, the dark carnival) BBC America
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971, by Roald Dahl) Family Channel
8pm & 1:30am The Magnificent 7 (1960, Yul Brynner, Bronson, Coburn, Vaughn) American Movie Classics
8pm & 12am The Godfather (1972) A&E
8:15 pm 48 Hours (Eddie Murphy, Nick Nolte, 1982) Cinemax
8:30 pm Kill Bill 2 Telemundo
Torchwood (new ep, things get darker) BBC America
9:00 pm Bridges Of Mad. County (Clint Eastwood) Bravo
Casino Royale (2006, Daniel Craig as 007) Showtime
9:10/12:10 EST Z Channel: The Magnificent Obsession (2004, Tarantino) IFC
9:30/12;30 EST Dark Victory (Bette Davis, 1939) Turner Classic Movies
10:00 pm Holes (Sigourney Weaver as the Warden) Family Channel
Monty Python's The Meaning Of Life (1983) Sundance Channel
10:30 pm South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999) Showtime #2
10:35 pm Masters Of Horror (new ep) The Movie Channel
11:00 pm Meltdown SCIFI
11:30 pm Bewitched Cinemax
Midnight In The Line Of Fire (Clint Eastwood vs. JFK's real killer) Bravo
The Patriot (2000, Mel Gibson) HBO
12:30/3:30 EST Blink (1994) WGN
1:00 am Path Of Destruction SCIFI
2:30 am Money Train Cinemax
Basic Instinct 2 Showtime
3:00 am Lost In The Bermuda Triangle SCIFI
3:30/6:30 EST King Solomon Turner Classic Movies
4:00 am The Ox-Bow Incident American Movie Classics
5:00 am Twilight Zone eps SCIFI
7:00 am Muppets From Outer Space HBO
7am/10am EST Strongest Man In The World (Kurt Russell comedy) Turner Classic Movies
followed by The 3 Worlds Of Gulliver (fantasy) Turner Classic Movies
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Sun 4/06/2008:
8:30 am Star Trek Insurrection The Movie Channel
9:00 AM THE FALLEN ONES SCIFI
10:00 am World Trade Center (Nicholas Cage) The Movie Channel
Tim Burton's Edward Scissorhands Cinemax
Nutty Professor 2 (Eddie Murphy) Family Channel
Noon Stephen King's (CARRIE (1976) A&E
Death Wish & Death Wish 2 American Movie Classics
Haunted Mansion (Eddie Murphy) Family Channel
Lord Of The Rings: Fellowship Of The Ring TNT
The Fantastic 4 FX Channel
1:30 pm Police Academy Comedy Central
2:30 pm Batman Returns HBO
Brother From Another Planet The Movie Channel
3:00 PM ARABIAN NIGHTS (4 hours) SCIFI
Constantine (2005) FX Channel
4:15 pm Lord Of The Rings 2: The Two Towers TNT
Death Wish 3 (Joe Bob checked it out) American Movie Classics
4:30 pm Star Wars Episode II: Attack Of The Clones Spike (TNN)
5:00 pm The 7th Sign (a past MonsterVision feature) Oxygen
5pm/8pm EST Independence Day (Will Smith vs. space aliens) FOX Movie Channel
6:00 pm The Animal (2001) FX Channel
The Bone Collector (1999) USA Network
Death Wish 4 American Movie Classics
Hostage USA Network
6:15 pm Star Trek Insurrection (1998) The Movie Channel
6:30 pm Slither (2006) Cinemax
Open Season (animated 2006) Encore
7:00 PM JASON AND THE ARGONAUTS (4 hour remake) SCIFI
Cars (animated, 2006) Starz
Charlie & the Chocolate Factory (Willy Wonka remake) Family Channel
Sky High (Kurt Russell as dad in family of superheroes, teacher: Lynda Carter) Telemundo
7pm/10pm EST The Reivers (1969, Steve McQueen) Turner Classic Movies
7:30 pm H20 (new ep, teen mermaids) Nick-At-Nite
8:00 pm Death Wish 5: The Face Of Death American Movie Classics
Jurassic Park 3 Cartoon Network
Lord Of The Rings 3: Return Of The King TNT
Mission Impossible 3 (2006) The Movie Channel
Scary Movie 4 (2006 spoof) Encore
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith (2005) Spike (TNN)
8pm, 11pm & 3am Gorillas In The Mist (Sigourney Weaver as Dian Fossey) Animal Planet
8pm & 10pm Legally Blonde 2 (2003) TBS
8pm/11pm EST Independence Day (Will Smith vs. space aliens) FOX Movie Channel
8:30 pm Hostage (2005, Bruce Willis) USA Network
9:00 pm 007 in Casino Royale (2006) Showtime #2
Twitches (2005, twin teen witches) Disney Channel
Wild Hogs (2007 comedy) Starz
9:30 pm Charlie & the Chocolate Factory (Willy Wonka remake) Family Channel
10:00 pm Dexter (new ep) CBS
World Trade Center (Nicholas Cage) The Movie Channel
10pm & 2am Ax Men (new ep) History Channel
11:00 PM BATTLESTAR GALACTICA (SEASON 4 new ep) SCIFI
11:15 pm The Prestige (2006, rival magicians & death) Encore
11:30 pm Blade 2 TNT
12:00 AM DESTINATION TRUTH (FLYING DINOSAUR/SLOTH MONSTER) SCIFI
Scary Movie Telemundo
12:30 am Deep Impact Showtime
1:00 AM TWILIGHT ZONE (2 eps) SCIFI
2:00 AM OUTER LIMITS (color ep) SCIFI
The 6th Day (scifi/fantasy) TNT
Death Wish & Death Wish 2 American Movie Classics
2:30 am The Bride Of Chucky USA Network
Cyborg 2 (1993) Showtime
3:00 AM PROJECT VIPER SCIFI
4:00 pm The Running Man (Schwarzenegger on a lethal gameshow) TNT
5:00 AM TWILIGHT ZONE (2 more eps) SCIFI
5:30 am The Gauntlet (Clint Eastwood as beat cop vs. corrupt cops) Cinemax
6:00 am Jack The Ripper American Movie Classics
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Mon 4-7-08:
7:00 am Gamera: Guardian Of The Universe The Movie Channel
7am/10am EST Wreck Of The Mary Deare Turner Classic Movies
7:30 am The Green Berets (John Wayne & George Takei in Vietnam) Cinemax
8:00 am Daily marathons (see SciFi movie page) SCIFI
Superstar (1999) Comedy Central
8:30 am Meatballs (1980, Bill Murray as a summer camp counselor) Showtime
9am/12pm EST Trapeze Turner Classic Movies
9:30 am Death Wish 3 American Movie Classics
10:00 am The Animal FX Channel
10am & 4pm 300 Cinemax
10:30 am Dirty Dancing (Patrick Swayze) The Movie Channel
11:30 am Death Wish 4 & Death Wish 5 American Movie Classics
Noon Final Destination 2 USA Network
1:30 pm Coneheads (Aykroyd, Jane Curtain, Loraine Newman) HBO
Hostage USA Network
5:00 pm The Stupids Comedy Central
5pm/8pm EST King Kong (1932, Fay Wray) Turner Classic Movies
6:00 pm Star Wars Episode III Spike (TNN)
7pm & 9pm Overboard (Kurt Russell convinces rich Goldie Hawn they're married) Oxygen
9:30 pm Throw Momma From The Train (Billy Crystal, Danny DeVito) American Movie Classics
Midnight Ruthless People (Danny DeVito) American Movie Classics
Kung Pow: Enter The Fist FX Channel
Hostel & Strangers With Candy Showtime
1:00 am Zombie Honeymoon (I married a zombie) The Movie Channel
2:00 am The Golden Child (Eddie Murphy in Tibet, fantasy) Bravo
3:30/6:30 EST Hullabaloo Turner Classic Movies
5:00 am Dirty Dancing The Movie Channel
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Tue 4-8-08:
8:00 pm Forrest Gump American Movie Classics
Big Trouble In Little China Encore
Halloweentown (1998, Debbie Reynolds) Disney Channel
Star Trek Insurrection Flix
8:04 pm Linda Blair's Scariest Places On Earth SCIFI
8:15 pm Big Momma's House Cinemax
9:40 pm The Da Vinci Code Encore
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Wed 4-9-08:
8:00 pm Little Nicky (2000) Family Channel
Halloweentown 2: Kalabar's Revenge Disney Channel
Pulp Fiction Encore
Pulp Fiction Flix
Reefer Madness Showtime 2
Troy (2004) American Movie Classics
Under Siege (1992) TNT
9:04 pm Stephen King's The Green Mile (1999) Showtime
9:35 pm From Dusk Till Dawn (1996) The Movie Channel
10:00 pm Dawn Of The Dead USA Network
Destination Truth: giant anacondas SCIFI
10pm & 2am UFO Hunters (new ep) History Channel
10:40 pm Carlito's Way Encore
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Thurs 4-10-08:
5:15 pm The Godfather 3 Cinemax
7:00 pm Asteroid (1997, 4 hours) SCIFI
7:04 pm Deep Impact (1998, comet headed toward Earth) Showtime
7:10 pm Snakes On A Plane More Max
7:20 pm Bridge To Terabithia (2007 fantasy) Starz
8:00 pm Black Widow (1987, Debra Winger, Dennis Hopper) Encore
Halloweentown 3: Halloweentown High Disney Channel
Star Trek Insurrection (1998, Patrick Stewart) The Movie Channel
Strangers With Candy (2005) Showtime #2
8pm & 10:30pm Hollow Man (2000) FX Channel
8pm & 10pm Peggy Sue Got Married (Kathleen Turner goes back to the future) WE
8pm & 12:45am The Graduate (1967) "You're trying to seduce me, aren't you?" American Movie Classics
8:15 pm Slither (2006) Cinemax
9:00 pm 300 More Max
9pm & 1am Gangland (new ep) History Channel
9:15 pm X-Men: The Last Stand HBO
9:30/12:30am EST Return Of The Living Dead IFC
9:45 pm Being John Malkovich (dark fantasy) Flix
10:00 pm Beerfest (2006) Cinemax
Scary Movie 2 (spoof about ghost with a grudge) TBS
10:01 pm Eli Stone (new ep, Katey Sagal) ABC
10:05 pm Penn & Teller's Bull: Exorcism Showtime
10:15 pm The Karate Kid (Pat Morita, Ralph Macchio) American Movie Classics
11:00 PM ABYSS, THE SCIFI
11:15/2:15 EST Crossroads (1942) Turner Classic Movies
3:00 AM STAN LEE'S LIGHTSPEED SCIFI
3am/6am EST Gangway For Tomorrow (1943, Margo, John Carradine) Turner Classic Movies
6:30 am The Hustler (1961, Paul Newman, George C. Scott) American Movie Classics
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Fri 4/11/2008:
8:00 am Doctor Who marathon (season 2) SCIFI
11:30/2:30 EST Private Screenings: Charlton Heston Turner Classic Movies
12:45 pm The Graduate (1967) American Movie Classics
12:30/3:30 EST The Buccaneer (1958, Heston) Turner Classic Movies
2:30/5:30 EST The Hawaiians (Charlton Heston) Turner Classic Movies
3:00 pm Cool Hand Luke (Paul Newman, 1967) American Movie Classics
5pm/8pm EST Private Screenings: Charlton Heston Turner Classic Movies
5:30 pm The Karate Kid (Pat Morita, Ralph Macchio) American Movie Classics
6pm/9pm EST Ben-Hur (Charlton Heston as a gladiator) Turner Classic Movies
6:35 pm 007 in Casino Royale (2006) Showtime
7:00 pm Lady In The Water (2006) More Max
7pm & 9pm Catwoman (2004, Halle Berry vs. Sharon Stone) Oxygen
7:15 pm Next (I was a magician for the FBI) Starz
7:30 & 11pm Sarah Jane Adv: INVASION OF THE BANE (2006) SCIFI
8:00 pm Deep Blue Sea (1999) Cinemax
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986, Matthew Broderick) American Movie Classics
Halloweentown 4: Return To Halloweentown (2006) Disney Channel
King Kong (2005, Peter Jackson) TBS & TNT
Star Wars (1977, 20th Anniversary Edition) Spike (TNN)
The Truman Show (1998, Jim Carrey) Flix
9:00 pm Coyote Ugly Bravo
The Holiday (American and a Brit switch lives, 2006) Starz
The Patriot (1986, Vietnam vet tracks down stolen nukes) HBO Signature
9:30 pm Natural Born Killers (1994) The Movie Channel
10:00 pm Die Mommie Die! (2003 spoof of 1950s movies) Sundance Channel
The Addams Family (Raul Julia) TV-Land
Night At The Museum Cinemax
10pm & 2am Battle 360 (USS Enterprise at Truk Lagoon, 1944) History Channel
10pm/1am EST Khartoum (Heston) Turner Classic Movies
10:30pm & 3:15am John Carpenter's The Thing (1982, Kurt Russell) American Movie Classics
12:00 am Spider-Man TNT
12:30/3:30 EST Major Dundee (Heston) Turner Classic Movies
12:45 am The Fury (1978, the Government is collecting psychics) American Movie Classics
1:00 am Look Who's Talking Now (a past MonsterVision feature) Oxygen
1:30 am Honky Tonk Freeway The Movie Channel
2:00 am Daylight (1996) USA Network
Sniper 2 Spike (TNN)
3:30 AM FAIRY TALE: A TRUE STORY SCIFI
Casino Royale (2006, Daniel Craig) Showtime
4:00 am White Men Can't Jump (comedy spoofing stereotypes) HBO
United 93 (the 4th plane on 9/11) Cinemax
6:00 am When Legends Die (1972, Richard Widmark) American Movie Classics
Osmosis Jones (Bill Murray comedy, with voice of Chris Rock) HBO
Meatballs (1980, Bill Murray as a summer camp counselor) Showtime
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Sat 4-12-08:
7:30 am Burnt Offerings The Movie Channel
8:00 am Hook (Dustin Hoffman as Capt. Hook, Robin Williams as Peter Pan) TNT
8:15 am Lord Of The Rings (all 3 parts, 12 hours) TNT
9:00 AM DRAGON DYNASTY SCIFI
Apollo 13 (Tom Hanks) USA Network
Flatliners (1990, let's find out if death is fun) Spike (TNN)
9am/12pm EST Tarzan the Ape Man (1932, Johnny Weissmuller) Turner Classic Movies
10:00 am Bandolero (1968, Jimmy Stewart, Dean Martin, Raquel Welch) American Movie Classics
Alpha Dog (2006) Cinemax
Meatballs 2 Comedy Central
11:00 AM DRAGON STORM SCIFI
11am/2pm EST The Buccaneer (1938, Cecil B. DeMille) Turner Classic Movies
Noon Return To Halloweentown (2006, Halloweentown 4) Disney Channel
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers TNT
12:30 pm River Of No Return (1954, Robert Mitchum) American Movie Classics
1:00 PM BASILISK: THE SERPENT KING SCIFI
1:15/4:15 EST Clash Of The Titans (1981, a past Monstervision feature) Turner Classic Movies
2:00 pm The Ladies Man Comedy Central
Abraham (Richard Harris, 1994) TBN
The Addams Family (Raul Julia) TV-Land
3:00 PM GRENDEL SCIFI
Burnt Offerings The Movie Channel
3:30/6:30 EST Plunder of the Sun (1953, Aztec tomb raiders) Turner Classic Movies
3:45 pm Lord Of The Rings 3: Return Of The King TNT
4:00 pm The Godfather A&E
Airplane! (Leslie Nelson, Robert Hayes, Peter Graves) Comedy Central
Alpha Dog (2006) Cinemax
4:30 pm Stephen King's The Green Mile Showtime
5:00 PM OGRE SCIFI
Star Wars (1977, 20th Anniversary Edition) Spike (TNN)
5pm/8pm EST Night Of The Hunter (1955, love & hate) Turner Classic Movies
6:00 pm 300 Cinemax
6pm/9pm EST Harry Potter & the Chamber Of Secrets KMGH (satellite)
6:20 pm Superman Returns More Max
7:00 PM DRAGON SWORD (2004) SCIFI
7pm/10pm EST He Ran All The Way (1951, Shelley Winters) Turner Classic Movies
7:35/10:35 EST Dahmer (2002, Jeremy Renner) IFC
8:00 pm The Hulk (don't make him angry) Telemundo
007 in Casino Royale (2006) Showtime #2
Demolition Man (1993, Stallone vs. Wesley Snipes) Cinemax
Forrest Gump WE
The Glimmer Man (1996, Steven Seagal) Encore
The Good, The Bad & the Ugly (Clint Eastwood, Lee Van Cleef, 1966) American Movie Classics
Harry Potter & the Chamber of Secrets (2002) ABC
John Carpenter's Starman (Jeff Bridges) Flix
King Kong (2005, Peter Jackson) TNT
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back Spike (TNN)
Super Troopers (comedy, cops vs. cops) Comedy Central
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines FX Channel
Torchwood (repeat from last Saturday) BBC America
8pm & 12am The Godfather 2 (Pacino, Duvall) A&E
8pm & 10pm My Big Fat Greek Wedding Family Channel
8:30/11:30 EST Lolita (1962, James Mason loves his students) Turner Classic Movies
9:00 pm Torchwood (new ep) BBC America
Hot Fuzz (2007) More Max
The Little Vampire (2000) Disney Channel
9pm & 12am Dead Birds (2004, bank robbers hide in haunted mansion) The Movie Channel
9pm & 1am ODYSSEUS: VOYAGE TO THE UNDERWORLD (2008) SCIFI
9:30/12:30 EST Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974 original) IFC
9:35 pm The Mummy (1999, Joe Bob says they're zombies) Encore
10:00 pm Young Guns (1988) CMT
My Little Eye (2002) Sundance Channel
10pm & 2am True Caribbean Pirates (2 hour) History Channel
10pm & 12:30am The Bone Collector (1999) Bravo
10:30pm & 1:30am Masters Of Horror The Movie Channel
10:30/1:30 EST The Hollywood Sign WGN
11:00 PM KING OF THE LOST WORLD SCIFI
12:00 am Geronimo, An American Legend (1993) American Movie Classics
Die Hard With A Vengeance TNT
Fight Club (1999, Brad Pitt) HBO
12:30 am South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut Showtime
1:00 am 300 Cinemax
2:00 am Sniper 3 Spike (TNN)
Hostel Showtime
2:30 am Van Helsing (2004) TNT
3:00 AM DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: WRATH OF THE DRAGON GOD SCIFI
V for Vendetta (2006) Cinemax
3am/6am EST Tomorrow Is Forever (1946, Orson Welles) Turner Classic Movies
5:00 am Crocodile Dundee in L.A. TNT
5am/8am EST Hitchcock's Sabotteur (1942) Turner Classic Movies
6:00 am Coneheads HBO
River Of No Return (1954, Robert Mitchum) American Movie Classics
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Sun 4/13/2008
7:00 am Zathura TNT
9:00 AM WATCHERS 3 SCIFI
The Mask (Jim Carrey) TNT
10:00 am Nat. Lampoon's Animal House (John Belushi) USA Network
11:00 AM WATCHERS REBORN SCIFI
11:30 am Death Hunt (Bronson vs. Lee Marvin in Canada) American Movie Classics
Noon The Godfather A&E
The Little Vampire Disney Channel
12:30 pm The Nutty Professor (Eddie Murphy) USA Network
The Devil Wears Prada Cinemax
Troll The Movie Channel
1:00 PM MONKEY KING, THE (4 hours) SCIFI
Rush Hour 2 TNT
1pm & 9pm Perry Mason: Case of the Glass Coffin (Raymond Burr) Hallmark
1pm/4pm EST World Of Henry Orient (1964, Peter Sellers stalked by 2 fans) Turner Classic Movies
2:00 pm Airplane (1980, Leslie Nelson, Robert Hayes) Comedy Central
2:30 pm Money Train Cinemax
3:00 pm Die Hard With A Vengeance TNT
3pm/6pm EST The President's Analyst (1967, one corporation runs the world) Turner Classic Movies
3:30 pm
The Good, The Bad & the Ugly (Clint Eastwood, Lee Van Cleef, 1966) American Movie Classics
4:00 pm The Godfather 2 A&E
Firewall (Harrison Ford) Cinemax
Joe Dirt (2001) Comedy Central
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines FX Channel
Tombstone (Kurt Russell at the OK Corral) The Movie Channel
4pm & 6pm Coyote Ugly Oxygen
5:00 PM DINOTOPIA (2002, all 6 hours) SCIFI
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back (1980, 20th Anniversary version) Spike (TNN)
5pm/8pm EST Independence Day (Will Smith vs. aliens) FOX Movie Channel
5:30 pm The 5th Element TNT
6:00 pm Super Troopers (comedy, cops vs. cops) Comedy Central
Young Guns & Young Guns 2 CMT
6:05 pm The River Wild (1994) Encore
6:35 pm Flyboys (2006, set in WW1) Showtime
7:00 pm 300 More Max
Batman Begins (2005) FX Channel
The Last Hour of Flight 11 (the 1st plane to hit World Trade Center) History Channel
7pm & 11pm The Story of David (1976, Keith Mitchell) TBN
7:30 pm H20 (new ep) Nickelodeon
Hang 'em High (1968, Clint Eastwood) American Movie Classics
8:00 pm King Kong (2005, Peter Jackson) TNT
Star Wars: Return Of The Jedi (20th anniversary edition) Spike (TNN)
The Simpsons (new ep) FOX
8pm, 10pm & 12am Night of Too Many Stars: An Overbooked Concert For Autism (host Jon Stewart) Comedy Cental
8pm & 10pm Young Guns 2 CMT
8:30 pm Sweet Home Alabama USA Network
9:00 pm End Of Days (1999, Schwarzenegger) Telemundo
Top Gun (a past Monstervision feature) More Max
9:30/12:30 EST Commando (Schwarzenegger) FOX Movie Channel
10:00 pm Pulp Fiction Flix
10:05 pm Tracy Ullman Show (new ep) Showtime
10:20 pm The Da Vinci Code (Tom Hanks vs. evil albino monk) Encore
Midnight The 5th Element TNT
1:00 am Diagnosis Of Murder Hallmark
2:00 am The Nutty Professor (Eddie Murphy) USA Network
2:30 am The Time Machine (recent remake) TNT
Tombstone (Kurt Russell at the OK Corral) The Movie Channel
3:00 AM FINAL MOVE SCIFI
Fly Boys (2006, set in WW1) Showtime
3am/6am EST Singing In The Rain (1952, Debbie Reynolds, Gene Kelly) Turner Classic Movies
3:30 am Raising Cain (John Lithgow & his evil twins) HBO
4:30 am Bad Moon followed by an ep. of Angel TNT
4:45/7:45 EST Hitchcock's North By Northwest (Cary Grant vs. men in black) Turner Classic Movies
6:00 am Earth Girls Are Easy (Geena Davis, Damon Wayans, Jeff Goldblum, Jim Carrey) The Movie Channel
6:30 am Free Willy Cinemax
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Mon 4-14-08:
8am-Noon Odyssey 5, then part 1 & 2 of miniseries SCIFI
12:00 PM STEVEN SPIELBERG PRESENTS TAKEN - PART 1 SCIFI
2:00 PM STEVEN SPIELBERG PRESENTS TAKEN - PART 2 SCIFI
7:00 pm Trading Places (Aykroyd, Eddie Murphy, Jamie Lee Curtis) More Max
8:00 pm Ghost & Mr. Chicken (Don Knotts, Dick Sargent, 1966) American Movie Classics
Disturbia (2007) and 8mm (1999) HBO #2
Smokey & the Bandit and Smokey & the Bandit 2 Encore
World Trade Center (Nicholas Cage) The Movie Channel
9:00 pm The Untouchables (DeNiro, Sean Connery) More Max
9pm & 1am Cities Of The Underworld (Washington's real national treasure sites) History Channel
9pm/12am EST Speed (1994, Dennis Hopper rigs bus to explode) FOX Movie Channel
10:00 pm The Reluctant Astronaut (Don Knotts, Leslie Nelson, 1967) American Movie Classics
10:05 pm Being John Malkovich (dark fantasy) Flix
10:15 pm Aeon Flux The Movie Channel
11:15/2:15 EST Little Big Man (Dustin Hoffman as white man in Indian tribe) Turner Classic Movies
12:15 am Shakiest Gun In The West (Don Knotts, 1968) American Movie Classics
2:30 am How To Frame A Figg (1971, Don Knotts) American Movie Classics
3:15/6:15 EST The Fastest Guitar Alive (1967, Roy Orbison in 1800s) Turner Classic Movies
followed by Don't Knock The Rock (1956, Bill Haley) Turner Classic Movies
and then Don't Knock The Twist (1962, Chubby Checker) Turner Classic Movies
4:45 am Ghost & Mr. Chicken (Don Knotts, Dick Sargent, 1966) American Movie Classics
6:45 am The Reluctant Astronaut (Don Knotts, Leslie Nelson, 1967) American Movie Classics
followed by How To Frame A Figg (1971, Don Knotts) American Movie Classics
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Tue 4-15:
8am-Noon Twilight Zone, then part 3 & 4 of miniseries SCIFI
9:15/12:15 EST Go, Johnny, Go (1959, Alan Reed, Chubby Checker) Turner Classic Movies
followed by Cha-Cha-Cha Boom (1956) Turner Classic Movies
11:15 am Shakiest Gun In The West (Don Knotts, 1968) American Movie Classics
12:00 PM STEVEN SPIELBERG PRESENTS TAKEN - PART 3 & 4 SCIFI
12:15/3:15 EST Bop Girl (1957, will calypso replace rock music?) Turner Classic Movies
1:30 pm River Of No Return (Robert Mitchum, Marilyn Monroe) American Movie Classics
1:45/4:45 EST It's Trad, Dad (1961, two teens introduce jazz to a British village) Turner Classic Movies
3pm/6pm EST Get Yourself A College Girl (1964, Nancy Sinatra, Mary Ann Mobley) Turner Classic Movies
5pm/8pm EST Alec Baldwin interviews Gene Wilder (2008) Turner Classic Movies
6:00 pm Death Hunt (1981, Bronson vs. Lee Marvin in Canada) American Movie Classics
6:15/9:15 EST The Producers (1968, Mel Brooks, Gene Wilder) Turner Classic Movies
8:00 pm The Addams Family (1991, Raul Julia, Christopher Lloyd) TV-Land
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996, Tarantino vampires) The Movie Channel
The Magnificent 7 (Yul Brynner, Eli Wallach, Steve McQueen) American Movie Classics
Mannequin (1987, Kim Cattrall comes alive after hours) Encore
Linda Blair's Scariest Places on Earth (2 eps, followed by wrestling) SCIFI
8pm/11pm EST Blazing Saddles (1974, Mel Brooks, Cleavon Little) Turner Classic Movies
9:00 pm Independence Day (Will Smith vs. space aliens) Starz
Quantum Leap ep (Scott Bakula) ION (formerly Pax)
10:00 pm Dead Birds (2004) The Movie Channel
V for Vendetta (2006, artsy adventure) Cinemax
10pm/1am EST Alec Baldwin interviews Gene Wilder (2008) Turner Classic Movies
10:45 pm Wild Bill (1995, Jeff Bridges) American Movie Classics
followed by The Last American Hero (1973, Jeff Bridges) American Movie Classics
11:15/2:15 EST Start The Revolution Without Me (1970, Gene Wilder) Turner Classic Movies
1am/4am EST Blazing Saddles (1974, Gene Wilder, Madeline Kahn) Turner Classic Movies
2:45 am Blues Brothers 2000 (1998, Aykroyd, John Goodman) American Movie Classics
3:00 AM THE LOST ROOM - PT 1: THE KEY AND THE CLOCK SCIFI
3:15/6:15 EST Famous Movie Dogs (short) Turner Classic Movies
3:45/6:45 EST The Great Dictator (1940, Charlie Chaplin spoofs Hitler) Turner Classic Movies
6:00 am The French Connection (1971, Gene Hackman, Roy Scheider) American Movie Classics
6am/9am EST Monsieur Verdoux (1947, Charlie Chaplin murders rich women) Turner Classic Movies
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Wed 4-16:
8am-Noon Jake 2.0 SCIFI
8:15 am Last American Hero (1973) American Movie Classics
10:15 am Brubaker (1980 prison movie, Yaphet Kotto, Robert Redford) American Movie Classics
12:00 PM STEVEN SPIELBERG PRESENTS TAKEN - PART 5 & 6 SCIFI
1:15 pm Death Hunt (1981, Bronson vs. Lee Marvin in Canada) American Movie Classics
3:15 pm The Magnificent 7 (Yul Brynner, Eli Wallach, Steve McQueen) American Movie Classics
6:00 pm Wild Bill (1995, Jeff Bridges) American Movie Classics
6:30 pm Alpha Dog Cinemax
7pm/10pm EST The General (1927, Buster Keaton's train is stolen) Turner Classic Movies
7:30 pm Ever After (1998, Drew Barrymore as Cinderella) Family Channel
Big (1988, Tom Hanks) TV-Land
Casino Royale (2006, Daniel Craig as 007) Showtime #2
7:40 pm The Holiday (2006, two women switch lives) Starz
8:00 pm Up, Up & Away (2000, family of superheroes) Disney Channel
Black Hawk Down (2001, Ridley Scott) FX Channel
Scary Movie 4 Encore
Volcano (1997, Tommy Lee Jones) American Movie Classics
8:30 pm The Patriot (2000, Mel Gibson) Cinemax
9:00 pm Lady In The Water (2006) More Max
9pm & 1am MonsterQuest: the ape-men of Sumatra History Channel
9:05 pm South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut Showtime
9:30 pm Uncle Buck (1989, John Candy) Encore
9:30/12:30 EST Scanners (1981, Patrick McGoohan) IFC
10:00 pm 2 Fast 2 Furious (2003) USA Network
Natural Born Killers (1994) The Movie Channel
10pm/1am EST Mrs. O'Malley & Mr. Malone (1950, murder on a train) Turner Classic Movies
10:15 pm Ladder 49 American Movie Classics
The Hitcher (2007, Sean Bean) HBO #2
11:15/2:15 EST Closely Watched Trains (1967 comedy) Turner Classic Movies
12:45 am Shattered (1991, Tom Berenger, Bob Hoskins) American Movie Classics
1:45/4:45 EST Danger Lights (1931) Turner Classic Movies
3:00 AM MINISERIES THE LOST ROOM - PT 2 SCIFI
6:30 am Hell & High Water (1954, Richard Widmark) American Movie Classics
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Thurs 4-17:
8am-Noon Stephen King's KINGDOM HOSPITAL SCIFI
8:45 am The Poseidon Adventure (1972, Gene Hackman, Shelley Winters) American Movie Classics
10am/1pm EST The Dark Past (1948) Turner Classic Movies
11:15 am Below (2002) American Movie Classics
12:00 PM STEVEN SPIELBERG PRESENTS TAKEN - PART 7 & 8 SCIFI
1:15 pm Awakenings (1990, DeNiro, Robin Williams) American Movie Classics
3:45 pm Shattered (1991, Tom Berenger, Bob Hoskins) American Movie Classics
5:45 pm Volcano (1997, Tommy Lee Jones) American Movie Classics
6:30 pm Hideous Kinky Showtime #2
6:45/9:45 EST White Cargo (1942, Hedy Lamarr) Turner Classic Movies
followed by The Heavenly Body (1943, Hedy Lamarr) Turner Classic Movies
7:00 PM Cars (2006, animated) Starz
King Kong (2005, Peter Jackson's remake) TNT
STEPHEN KING'S THE LANGOLIERS (all 4 hours, you may never fly again) SCIFI
8:00 pm Smallville (new ep) CW
Forrest Gump (1994, Tom Hanks) WE
Meatballs (1979, Bill Murray as a summer camp counselor) Flix
The NeverEnding Story (1984 fantasy) ION (formerly Pax)
Stranger Than Fiction (2006) Encore
8pm & 1am The Shootist (1976, John Wayne, Jimmy Stewart) American Movie Classics
9:00 pm Quigley Down Under (1990, Tom Selleck in Australia) Hallmark (formerly Odyssey Family)
Men in Black (Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith) TBS
9:30 pm Dead Silence (2007) HBO
9:35 pm Pulp Fiction Flix
10:00 pm Biography of Dolly Parton (9-5) Biography Channel
Commando (Schwarzenegger) Encore
10:05 pm Penn & Teller's Bull Showtime
10:15/1:15 EST The Conspirators (Sydney Greenstreet, Hedy Lamarr) Turner Classic Movies
11:00 PM CLIVE BARKER'S THE PLAGUE SCIFI
1:45/4:45 EST Nick Carter, Master Detective (1939) Turner Classic Movies
3:00 AM MINISERIES THE LOST ROOM - PT 3 SCIFI
3:15 am River Of No Return (Robert Mitchum, Marilyn Monroe) American Movie Classics
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Fri 4-18:
8am-Noon John Doe eps, then part 3 & 4 of miniseries SCIFI
8:15/11:15 EST Heat Lightning (1934) Turner Classic Movies
9:15 am The Boston Strangler (1968, Tony Curtis) American Movie Classics
11:45 am Brubaker (1980) American Movie Classics
12:00 PM STEVEN SPIELBERG PRESENTS TAKEN - PART 9 & 10 SCIFI
6:00 pm Braveheart (1995, Mel Gibson in ancient Scotland) More Max
7pm/10pm EST The Stepford Wives (1975, Paula Prentiss, Katherine Ross) Turner Classic Movies
7:30 pm Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants (2005) Family Channel
Surf's Up (2007) Starz
8:00 pm Patriot Games (1992, Harrison Ford) American Movie Classics
Borat (2006) HBO #2
Coyote Ugly (2000) MyNetworkTV (formerly UPN)
Jurassic Park (Oooo, ah, then later comes the running & screaming) TNT
Obsessed (2002, Jenna Elfman) Lifetime Movie Channel
Poltergeist 2: The Other Side Encore
Sarah Jane Adventures (the evil Slithereen are taking over, part 1 of 2) SCIFI
8:30 & 11pm Dr. Who movie: VOYAGE OF THE DAMNED (passengers on the Titanic, in space) SCIFI
8:30/11:30 EST Witchblade (new ep, Japanese animated) IFC
9:00 pm Avenging Angel (2007, Kevin Sorbo's wife a daughter are gone) Hallmark Channel
Apocalypto (2006) Starz
Epic Movie (2007 sequel to Scary Movie 4) HBO
The Truman Show (1998) TBS
9pm/12am EST This Night I Will Possess Your Corpse (1967, undertaker wants a wife in the worst way) IFC
9pm/12am EST Bachelor In Paradise (1961, Bob Hope) Turner Classic Movies
9:30 pm The Good Shepherd (2006) HBO #2
9:35 pm The Grudge 2 (2006) Encore
10:00 pm Battlestar Galactica (new ep) SCIFI
10pm & 2am Battle 360: The USS Enterprise in Saipan (WW2) History Channel
10:25 pm Jurassic Park 3: The Lost World TNT
10:30pm & 2:45am Christine (1983, a past Monstervision favorite) American Movie Classics
12:00 am The Hot Chick (2002 comedy) FX Channel
12:30 am Gothica TNT
In The Line Of Fire (Clint Eastwood) Bravo
12:45 am Halloween: Curse Of Michael Myers (1995, Donald Pleasence) American Movie Classics
2:00 am Salem's Lot (2004) TNT
Jason X (Friday the 13th in space) USA Network
2:45 am Christine (1983, I love my car and my car loves me) American Movie Classics
3:00 AM HOW TO MAKE A MONSTER SCIFI
3am/6am EST Each Dawn I Die (1939, James Cagney, George Raft) Turner Classic Movies
3:30 am Darkman "Justice has a new face" HBO
4:30 am Snake Eyes Showtime
Star Trek Insurrection The Movie Channel
6:00 am Grumpy Old Men (Walter Matthau, Jack Lemmon, Burgess Meredith) TBS
Deep Impact Showtime
Mortal Kombat (1995) TNT
6:30 am Earth Girls Are Easy (Wayans, Geena Davis, Jeff Goldblum, Jim Carrey) The Movie Channel
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Sat 4-19-08:
7:30 am Batman Returns (1992) HBO
8:00 am Lara Croft: Tomb Raider TNT
9:00 AM MOSQUITO SCIFI
9am/12pm EST Bluebeard's 8th Wife (1938 comedy) Turner Classic Movies
9:30 am My Stepmother Is An Alien (Dan Aykroyd) Comedy Central
10:00 am Underworld (2003) TNT
The Magnificent 7 Ride! Hallmark (previously Odyssey Family)
11:00 AM LOCUSTS: THE 8TH PLAGUE SCIFI
Down Periscope (Hunt For Red October spoof, Kelsey Grammer vs. Bruce Dern) Family Channel
Noon Fistful Of Dollars (Clint Eastwood) Hallmark
Shaun Of The Dead Comedy Central
12:30 pm The Truman Show TBS
Gothika (2003) TNT
Hollywoodland (who murdered Superman?) Cinemax
1:00 PM GARGOYLES: WINGS OF DARKNESS SCIFI
1pm/4pm EST The Devil's Brigade (1968, WW2 commandos) Turner Classic Movies
2:30 pm Jurassic Park 3: The Lost World TNT
Hot Fuzz (2007) Cinemax
3:00 PM GRYPHON (2007) SCIFI
Little Nicky (2000) Family Channel
3:15/6:15 EST The Defiant Ones (escapees handkuffed, 1 balck, 1 white, 1958) Turner Classic Movies
4:00 pm Jurassic Park TNT
Kangaroo Jack Cartoon Network
Practical Magic HBO
4:30 pm Walking Tall Telemundo
Avenging Angel (someone killed Kevin Sorbo's wife & daughter) Hallmark
Jet Li's Fearless Cinemax
5:00 PM PTERODACTYL SCIFI
Down Periscope Family Channel
5:30 pm Patriot Games (1992, Harrison Ford) American Movie Classics
5pm/8pm EST The Misfits (1961) Turner Classic Movies
5pm/8pm EST Alien (1979, repeated 2 more times) FOX Movie Channel
6:00 pm 8 Below (2006) USA Network
Deep Impact (1998) Showtime
6pm/9pm EST Harry Potter & the Prisoner of Azkaban KMGH
6:45 pm Mission Impossible 3 The Movie Channel
7:00 PM KAW (2007) SCIFI
Donnie Darko (2001, the apocalyptic future is coming) Sundance Channel
Fat Albert (2004, Bill Cosby) Telemundo
King Kong (2005, Peter Jackson) TNT
7pm & 9pm Kiss Of The Dragon (2001, Jet Li, Bridget Fonda) FX Channel
7:10 pm Click (2006) Starz
8:00 pm Terminator 2: Judgement Day (Schwarzenegger) American Movie Classics
Harry Potter & the Prisoner of Azkaban ABC
Torchwood (repeat from last Sat.) BBC America
8pm & 12am The Thomas Crown Affair (1999, Pierce Brosnan) A&E
8pm & 12am Crime Wave: 18 Months Of Mayhem (1933-34, Chicago) History Channel
8:45 pm The Number 23 (Jim Carrey is a dangerous psychotic) HBO
9:00 PM WARBIRDS (WW2 planes attacked by dinosaurs) SCIFI
Alpha Dog (2006, Justin Timberlake) More Max
Dante's Peak (Pierce Brosnan) Telemundo
Love Sick: Secrets Of A Sex Addict (2008, Sally Pressman) Lifetime
Ratatouille (2007, animated) Starz
Shivers (1976, something's happening to all the nieghbors) The Movie Channel
Spy Kids (2001) Disney Channel
Torchwood (new ep, someone returns to kill everyone Jack knows, last of season) BBC America
Vampire In Brooklyn (1995, Eddie Murphy) BET
9pm & 11pm Training Day (2001, Denzel Washington) Bravo
9:05 pm Flyboys (2006, set in WW1) Showtime
9:30/12:30 EST Wife Vs. Secretary (1936, Jean Harlow) Turner Classic Movies
9:45 pm Fatal Instinct (spoof of Basic Instinct) Flix
10:00 pm Breach (2007) Cinemax
Bev. Hills Cop (Eddie Murphy) VH-1
Without A Paddle Comedy Central
10pm & 2am The Godfathers (docu from 19th-century Sicily to now) History Channel
10:30 pm Don't Be A Menace...While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood (Wayans) Encore
10:30 & 2:30am eXistenZ (1999) The Movie Channel
11:00 PM REIGN OF THE GARGOYLES SCIFI
Insomnia (2002) American Movie Classics
Lara Croft TNT
12:00 am Forever Young Family Channel
Fistful Of Dollars (Clint Eastwood) Hallmark
12am & 4:30am Masters Of Horror The Movie Channel
12:30 am Idle Hands HBO
1:00 AM WARBIRDS SCIFI
Lucky Number Slevin Showtime
Shivers (1976, something's happening to all the nieghbors) The Movie Channel
Taxi Driver (1976, DeNiro) "You talkin to me?!" Spike (TNN)
Underworld TNT
U.S. Marshalls (Tommy Lee Jones, sequel to The Fugitive) Bravo
2:30 am Switch (1991) HBO
3:00 AM SS DOOMTROOPER (2006, followed by Twilight Zone eps) SCIFI
3:30 am A League Of Their Own (Tom Hanks, a past Monstervision feature) TBS
4:30 am The Number 23 (Jim Carrey is a dangerous psychotic) HBO
5:00 am Stephen King's Pet Sematary Cinemax
5am/8am EST The Pirate (1948, Gene Kelly, Judy Garland) Turner Classic Movies
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Sun 4/20/08:
7am/10am EST Son Of Flubber (1963, Fred MacMurray and more anti-gravity) Turner Classic Movies
9:00 am STEPHEN KING'S STORM OF THE CENTURY (6 hours) SCIFI
Throw Momma From The Train (DeVito, Billy Crystal) American Movie Classics
9am/12pm EST Another Thin Man (1939, William Powell) Turner Classic Movies
11am/2pm EST Secret Life Of Walter Mitty (1947 fantasy, Danny Kaye) Turner Classic Movies
1pm/4pm EST The Goodbye Girl (1977, Richard Dreyfuss) Turner Classic Movies
3:00 pm The Stand (8 hours) SCIFI
4:30 pm Terminator 2: Judgement Day (Schwarzenegger) American Movie Classics
5pm/8pm EST The Naked City (1948) Turner Classic Movies
6:00 pm Liar Liar (1997, Jim Carrey) USA Network
6:20 pm Bio-Dome (1995 comedy) Encore
6:30 pm Codename: The Cleaner (2007 spy spoof) Cinemax
6:35 pm 007 in Casino Royale (2006) Showtime
6:45/9:45 EST Topkapi (1964, Maximilian Schell, Peter Ustinov) Turner Classic Movies
6:50 pm Gone In 60 Seconds (2000) Starz
7:00 pm Flintstones 2: Viva Las Vegas Telemundo
Gulliver's Travels (1996 fantasy, Ted Danson, Mary Steenburen, Peter O'Toole) ION (formerly Pax)
7:30 pm Die Hard (1988, Bruce Willis vs. terrorists in a high-rise) American Movie Classics
8:00 pm American Pie (1999) "We'll just tell your mother we ate it" Encore
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Curse Of The Black Pearl USA Network
Stephen King's The Stand (continued from 3pm) SCIFI
Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (1999) Spike (TNN)
8pm & 10:15pm Pretty Woman (why not have dinner and a movie?) TBS
8pm & 12am Peyote to LSD: A Psychedelic History (2 hour) History Channel
9:00 PM Jurassic Park 3 Telemundo
Deja Vu (2006) Starz
The Princess Diaries 2 (2004) Disney Channel
John Adams (conclusion) HBO
Perry Mason: Case Of The Fatal Fashion (1991, Raymond Burr) Hallmark (formerly Odyssey Family)
Superman Returns (2006) More Max
9:35 pm Dirty Dancing (Patrick Swayze) The Movie Channel
10:00 pm Night At The Museum (2006, Robin Williams, Dick Van Dyke, Mickey Rooney) Cinemax
followed by Kinky Kong (from the producers of Playmate Of The Apes) Cinemax
11:00 pm Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (1999) Spike (TNN)
11pm/2am EST Munchausen (1943 fantasy) Turner Classic Movies
12:00 am The Hunger Telemundo
3:00 AM SPECIES III (followed by Twilight Zone eps) SCIFI
3am/6am EST shorts involving dogs; horses Turner Classic Movies
6:00 am 7 Cities Of Gold (1955, Anthony Quinn, Michael Rennie) American Movie Classics
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Mon 4/21/08:
7:00 am Always (fantasy, Richard Dreyfuss, Audrey Hepburn) Cinemax
Osmosis Jones (Bill Murray) HBO
8:00 am Tales From The Darkside marathon SCIFI
8:15 am The Wild One (1954, Brando) American Movie Classics
9:30 am The Pink Panther The Movie Channel
10:00 am Island In The Sun (James Mason, Harry Belafonte) American Movie Classics
10am/1pm EST The Court Jester (1956, Danny Kaye as hypnotised master swordsman) Turner Classic Movies
11:00 am V for Vendetta Cinemax
11am & 5pm Ripley's Believe It Or Not (Mon-Fri) Biography Channel
Noon Liar Liar (1997) USA Network
1:30/4:30 EST Road To Hong Kong (1962, Hope & Crosby) Turner Classic Movies
2:00 PM DESCENT SCIFI
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Curse Of The Black Pearl USA Network
3:00 pm Die Hard American Movie Classics
3pm/6pm EST Robin Hood: Men In Tights (Mel Brooks, 1993) FOX Movie Channel
3:15/6:15 EST The Maltese Bippy (1969, Rowan & Martin spoof werewolf movies) Turner Classic Movies
4:00 PM MAGMA: VOLCANIC DISASTER SCIFI
7pm & p 9pm Catwoman (Halle Berry, 2004) Oxygen
7pm/10pm EST High Plains Drifter (1973, Clint Eastwood) Turner Classic Movies
7pm/10pm EST The Full Monty (comedy, 1997) FOX Movie Channel
8:00 pm Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986, Matthew Broderick) American Movie Classics
Finding Nemo (animated, 2003) Disney Channel
The Truman Show (1998) Flix
9:00 pm Quantum Leap eps (Mon-Fri) ION (formerly Pax)
9pm/12am EST Operation Petticoat (WW2 comedy, Cary Grant commands a pink submarine) Turner Classic Movies
9:31 pm Samantha Who? (new ep) ABC
10:00 pm Breach (2007) Cinemax
followed by Bewitched (Nicole Kidman, Michael Caine, Will Ferrell) Cinemax
10:30 pm Teen Wolf (1985, Michael J. Fox as a werewolf) American Movie Classics
11:15/2:15 EST I Love A Bandleader (1945, amnesia fun, Phil Harris, Rochester) Turner Classic Movies
Midnight Bridges of Mad. County (Clint Eastwood) Bravo
12am & 4am The Cable Guy (Jim Carrey) TBS
12:30 am Stir Crazy (Richard Pryor, Gene Wilder in jail) American Movie Classics
12:30/3:30 EST Age Of Consent (1969, James Mason) Turner Classic Movies
2:30 am The Love God? (1969, Don Knotts, Anne Francis) American Movie Classics
3am/6am EST Saps At Sea (1940, Laurel & Hardy) Turner Classic Movies
4am/7am EST Never Wave at a WAC (1952) Turner Classic Movies
4:45 am The 7 Year Itch (1955, Marilyn Monroe) American Movie Classics
6am/9am EST Red River (1948, John Wayne vs. stepson on cattle drive) Turner Classic Movies
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Tue 4/22/08:
7:00 am Take Her, She's Mine (James Stewart, Sandra Dee) American Movie Classics
7:30 am Mee-Shee, The Water Giant The Movie Channel
8:00 AM AVALANCHE: NATURE UNLEASHED SCIFI
9:15 am The Flim Flam Man (1967, George C. Scott) American Movie Classics
10:00 AM TORNADO: NATURE UNLEASHED SCIFI
12:00 PM EARTHQUAKE: NATURE UNLEASHED SCIFI
1:30 pm Stir Crazy (Richard Pryor, Gene Wilder in jail) American Movie Classics
2:00 PM Timecop (1994) USA Network
VOLCANO: NATURE UNLEASHED SCIFI
2:30 pm Mee-Shee, The Water Giant The Movie Channel
3:30 pm Teen Wolf (1985, Michael J. Fox as a werewolf) American Movie Classics
4:00 PM POST IMPACT SCIFI
4:15 pm Star Trek Insurrection The Movie Channel
5:30 pm Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986, Matthew Broderick) American Movie Classics
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (Michael Caine vs. Steve Martin) Comedy Central
7:00 pm Linda Blair's Scariest Places On Earth (3 eps) SCIFI
7:30 pm Flyboys (2006, set in WW1) Showtime
Casino Royale (Daniel Craig as 007) Showtime #2
8:00 pm NOVA: The Car Of The Future PBS
The Bedroom Window (1987) Flix
Number 23 (2007, Jim Carrey is psychotic) HBO
8pm & 1:15am WarGames (Matthew Broderick, a past Monstervision movie) American Movie Classics
8:05 pm Ratatouille (2007) Starz
followed by The Pixar Story (2007 docu) Starz
8:30/11:30 EST The Major & the Minor (1942, Ginger Rogers, Ray Milland) Turner Classic Movies
9:00 pm Quantum Leap ep ION
9pm & 1am The Universe (new ep) History Channel
10:00 pm John Carpenter's Starman (Jeff Bridges, Karen Allen) Flix
10:15 pm King Kong (1976, when monkey die everybody cry) American Movie Classics
11:00 PM DAY AFTER, THE SCIFI
Midnight Busty Models (2007) Cinemax
Basic Instinct 2 Showtime
12:30/3:30 EST Asphalt Jungle (1950, Marilyn Monroe, Sterling Hayden) Turner Classic Movies
1:00 am Timecop (1994) USA Network
1:15 am WarGames (how about global thermo-nuclear war?) American Movie Classics
1:30 am Richard Pryor The Movie Channel
2:00 am Which Way Is Up? Cinemax
Countdown To Doomsday (2 hours, followed by The Twilight Zone) SCIFI
2:30/5:30 ESt shorts: "Famous Dogs" and "Horse With The Human Mind" Turner Classic Movies
3:00 am One Tough Cop The Movie Channel
3am/6am EST Assignment Paris (Dana Andrews, from radio's Dangerous Assignment) Turner Classic Movies
3:45 am The Flim Flam Man (George C. Scott) American Movie Classics
4:30/7:30 EST Drive A Crooked Road (1954, Kevin McCarthy, Mickey Rooney) Turner Classic Movies
6am/9am EST Rogue Cop (1954, George Raft, Janet Leigh) Turner Classic Movies
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Wed 4/23/08:
8:00 am Odyssey 5 marathon SCIFI
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (Michael Caine vs. Steve Martin) Comedy Central
8am/11am EST Tight Spot (1955, Edward G. Robinson, Ginger Rogers) Turner Classic Movies
9:50/12:50 EST short: This Is A Living? (1953) Turner Classic Movies
10:00 am Coneheads (Aykroyd, Jane Curtain, Loraine Newman) HBO
The Graduate (1967) "You're trying to seduce me, aren't you?" American Movie Classics
10am/1pm EST Tora, Tora, Tora! FOX Movie Channel
10:15 am Tombstone (Kurt Russell at the OK Corral) The Movie Channel
11:44/2:44 EST short: The Future Is Now (1955) Turner Classic Movies
12:30 pm WarGames (a computer wants to see WW3, and it has the launchcodes) American Movie Classics
2:00 PM INFERNO SCIFI
2:05/5:05 EST short: Walter Pigeon announcement (2 mins, 1955) Turner Classic Movies
3:00 pm King Kong (1976, Jeff Bridges, Jessica Lange) American Movie Classics
3pm/6pm EST Big Trouble In Little China (Kurt Russell, James Hong) FOX Movie Channel
4:00 PM POWER PLAY SCIFI
4:29/7:29 EST short: Arctic Roundup (1957) Turner Classic Movies
5pm/8pm EST Murder On The Orient Express (1974, Sean Connery, Albert Finney) Turner Classic Movies
5:15/8:15 EST The Chase (1966, Brando, Jane Fonda, Robert Redford) Turner Classic Movies
6:00 pm Snake Eyes (1998) Showtime
6pm & 8pm Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971, Gene Wilder) Family Channel
6pm & 8:30pm The Witches Of Eastwick (1987, Jack Nicholson as the Devil) Oxygen
6pm & 12am Death Hunt (1981, Bronson vs. Lee Marvin in the backwoods) American Movie Classics
7:00 pm Monty Python's The Meaning Of Life (1983) Sundance Channel
7pm/10pm EST Commando (Schwarzenegger) FOX Movie Channel
7:15 pm Poseidon (2006, Kurt Russell) HBO Signature
7:15/10:15 EST Hitchcock's The Lady Vanishes (1938, Michael Redgrave) Turner Classic Movies
8:00 pm Death Wish & Death Wish 2 (Charles Bronson) American Movie Classics
Deep Impact (1998) Showtime #2
Field Of Dreams "If you build it, he will come" Encore
Pan's Labyrinth (2006) HBO #2
Young Guns & Young Guns 2 (Emilio Estevez, Kiefer Sutherland) CMT
8:10 pm Click (2006) Starz
9:00 pm The Skeleton Key (2005, John Hurt) HBO Signature
9pm/12am EST Big Trouble In Little China (Kurt Russell, James Hong) FOX Movie Channel
9pm/12am EST Sherlock Holmes in Terror By Night (1946) Turner Classic Movies
9:45 pm Shivers (1976) The Movie Channel
9:50 pm Rush Hour (Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker) Encore
10:15/1:15 EST Murder In The Private Car (1934) Turner Classic Movies
11:30/2:30 EST The Lone Wolf Takes A Chance (1941) Turner Classic Movies
1:00 am The 7th Sign (Demi Moore signals the end of the world) Oxygen
1am & 3:30am Legend Of Zorro (2005 sequel) TBS
1am/4am EST Brass Target (1978, thieves target General Patton in WW2) Turner Classic Movies
2:00 am Machine Gun Kelly (1958) American Movie Classics
3:00 AM HELLRAISER 7: DEADER SCIFI
3am/6am EST Hitchcock's The trouble With Harry (1955 comedy) Turner Classic Movies
3:45 am Titanic (1953) American Movie Classics
4:45/7:45 EST The Sheepman (1958 Glenn Ford western, Leslie Nielsen as the villain) Turner Classic Movies
6:15 am 007 in Casino Royale Showtime
The Graduate (1967) "You're trying to seduce me, aren't you?" American Movie Classics
6:15/9:15 EST The Matchmaker (1958, Anthony Perkins, Shirley MacLaine) Turner Classic Movies
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Thurs 4/24/08:
7:35 am Dark Water The Movie Channel
8:00 am The Outer Limits (color eps) SCIFI
10:00 am Batman Returns HBO
11:00 am Return To Me (2000, David Duchovny) American Movie Classics
12:15/3:15 EST Irma La Douce (Shirley MacLaine, Jack Lemmon) Turner Classic Movies
1:30 pm Cool Hand Luke (1967, Paul Newman vs. Strother Martin) American Movie Classics
2:00 PM LARVA SCIFI
2:45/5:45 EST The Yellow Rolls-Royce (1964 fantasy) Turner Classic Movies
4:00 PM SNAKEHEAD TERROR SCIFI
Death Wish & Death Wish 2 (Charles Bronson) American Movie Classics
5pm/8pm EST Samson & Delilah (1949, Cecil B. deMille) Turner Classic Movies
6pm & 8:30pm Charlie & the Chocolate Factory (2005, johnny Depp) Family Channel
6:30 pm 007 in Casino Royale (2006) Showtime
6:50 pm Die Hard 2 More Max
7:00 PM HERCULES (4 hours) SCIFI
Ray Bradbury's Fahrenheit 451 (1966) Sundance Channel
7:15/10:15 EST My Favorite Spy (Bob Hope, Hedy Lamarre) Turner Classic Movies
8:00 pm Death Wish 3 (Joe Bob checked it out) American Movie Classics
A Goofy Movie (1995) Disney Channel
John Adams (last ep) HBO
The Number 23 (2007) HBO #2
Rush Hour (1998, Jackie Chan) MyNetworkTV (formerly UPN)
Smallville & Supernatural (new eps) CW
8pm & 10pm The Fantastic 4 FX Channel
8pm & 11pm Stuart Little 3 (2006) Animal Planet
9pm & 1am Gangland History Channel
9:45 pm Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector The Movie Channel
10:00 pm Lost (new ep) ABC
Death Wish 4 American Movie Classics
Money Train (1995) Cinemax
The Da Vinci Code (2006, Tom Hanks) Encore
Penn & Teller's Bull: Handicap Parking Showtime
10pm & 2am Cities Of The Underworld (Washington DC's hidden treasures) History Channel
10:35 pm Deja Vu Starz
11:00 PM DRAGONHEART SCIFI
12:00 am Brubaker (1980 prison-fu) American Movie Classics
12:30/3:30 EST The Strange Woman (Hedy Lamarre, dir: Edgar Ulmer) Turner Classic Movies
1:00 am The Blair Witch Project Showtime
1:30 am Alabama Jones & the Busty Crusade Cinemax
2:10/5:10 EST short: The Incredible Stranger (1942) Turner Classic Movies
2:30 am FactToTum Showtime
3:00 AM HELLRAISER 8: HELLWOLRD SCIFI
The Black Dahlia Cinemax
Zorba The Greek (1964, Anthony Quinn) American Movie Classics
3am/6am EST Chandu the Magician (1932, Karloff, Lugosi) FOX Movie Channel
3am/6am EST The Woman In Red (1935, Barbara Stanwyck) Turner Classic Movies
5:00 am Doctor Who: Daleks In Manhattan, part 1 (cont next week) SCIFI
5:30/8:30 EST The Joker Is Wild (1957) Turner Classic Movies
6:00 am The Pleasure Seekers (1964, Ann-Margret, Tony Franciosa) American Movie Classics
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Fri 4/25/08:
8:00 am Stargate SG-1 (season 9 marathon) SCIFI
Return To Me (2000, David Duchovny, Minnie Driver) American Movie Classics
9:00 am 300 Cinemax
10am/1pm EST Curse Of The Fly (1965) FOX Movie Channel
10:30 am Cool Hand Luke (1967) American Movie Classics
11:15/2:15 EST The Unsinkable Molly Brown (1964, Debbie Reynolds on the Titanic) Turner Classic Movies
12:15 pm The Wicker Man Cinemax
followed by Mad Dog And Glory Cinemax
1:00 pm Brubaker (1980) American Movie Classics
2:00 PM ATOMIC TWISTER SCIFI
3pm/6pm EST Johnny Dangerously (Michael Keaton as a gangster) FOX Movie Channel
4:00 PM DISASTER ZONE: VOLCANO IN NEW YORK SCIFI
Death Wish 3 American Movie Classics
4:15 pm Deep Impact Showtime
5pm/8pm EST The Party (1968, Peter Sellers, dir: Blake Edwards) Turner Classic Movies
5pm/8pm EST Speed (Dennis Hopper, repeated in 2 & 4 hours) FOX Movie Channel
6:00 pm Death Wish 4: The Crackdown American Movie Classics
6:30 pm Code Name: The Cleaner (comedy) Cinemax
7pm/10pm EST Pajama Party (Frankie & Annette, Tommy Kirk as the Martian, 1964) Turner Classic Movies
7:30 pm 007 in Casino Royale (2006) Showtime #2
8:00 pm Sarah Jane Adv. Revenge Of The Slithereen (part 2) SCIFI
followed by Sarah Jane Adv. Eye Of The Gorgon (part 1 of 2) SCIFI
Being John Malkovich (1999 dark fantasy) Flix
Die Hard (1988, Bruce Willis) American Movie Classics
Fight Club HBO
Ghost Whisperer (new ep) CBS
The Hills Have Eyes 2 (2007) HBO #2
300 Cinemax
Scary Movie 4 Encore
Walking Tall (2004) TNT
8:15 pm China Strike Force (2000) The Movie Channel
8:30 pm The Bachelor Party (1957, Carolyn Jones) Turner Classic Movies
8:40/11:40 EST Witchblade (new ep, Japanese animated) IFC
9:00 pm Breach (2007) More Max
9pm & 11pm Doctor Who: Partners In Crime SCIFI
9:05/12:05 EST Coffin Joe's Awakening Of The Beast (1970) IFC
9:30 pm Doom (2005) TNT
10:00 pm Alpha Dog (2006) Cinemax
Big (fantasy, Tom Hanks) TV-Land
Richard Pryor Live on the Sunset Strip (1982) The Movie Channel
10pm & 12am Battlestar Galactica (new ep) SCIFI
10pm & 2am Battle 360 (new ep, USS Enterprise in 1944's Battle of Leyte Gulf) History Channel
10:30 & 4am Death Wish V: the Face Of Death (1994) American Movie Classics
11pm/2am EST Grand Theft Auto (1977, starring & directed by Ron Howard) Turner Classic Movies
12am & 2:30am Spanglish (2004) TBS
12:30 am The PuppetMaster (1989) American Movie Classics
12:30/3:30 EST Alien (1979, Sigourney Weaver) FOX Movie Channel
1:00 am Single White Female (Bridget Fonda's roommate's a psycho) Oxygen
1:45/4:45 EST Detour (1945, never pick up hitch-hikers, Dir: Edgar Ulmer) Turner Classic Movies
2:00 am Raw Deal (1986, Schwarzenegger) Spike (TNN)
3:00 AM CRIMSON FORCE SCIFI
4:45/7:45 EST short: In The Valley Of The Rhine (1953) Turner Classic Movies
6:00 am Pony Soldier (1952, Tyrone Power) American Movie Classics
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Sat 4/26/2008:
9:00 AM BRAM STOKER'S WAY OF THE VAMPIRE SCIFI
11:00 AM JOHN CARPENTER PRESENTS VAMPIRES: LOS MUERTOS SCIFI
Goonies TBS
11:30 AM Coneheads HBO
1:00 PM FROM DUSK TILL DAWN 2: TEXAS BLOOD MONEY SCIFI
2:00 pm 007 in GoldenEye and The World Is Not Enough Spike
3:00 PM FROM DUSK TILL DAWN 3: HANGMAN'S DAUGHTER SCIFI
5:00 PM INSATIABLE, THE SCIFI
Men In Black MyNetworkTV (formerly UPN)
7:00 PM BLOODRAYNE & BLOODRAYNE 2: DELIVERANCE SCIFI
Trading Places (Aykroyd, Eddie Murphy, Jamie Lee Curtis) More Max
8:00 PM Pulp Fiction (1994) and The Frighteners Encore
The Hand That Rocks The Cradle (1992, Rebecca De Mornay as a psycho) Flix
8pm,10pm,12am Mannequin (Kim Cattral in the Twilight Zone afterhours) FOX Movie Channel
9:00 pm I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer The Movie Channel
Dragon: Bruce Lee Telemundo
10:45 PM Coffy (1973, Pam Grier vs. drug pushers) IFC
11:00 PM PUPPET MASTERS SCIFI
1:30 AM OUT FOR BLOOD SCIFI
3:30 AM SLAYER SCIFI
6:00 AM The Addams Family (Raul Julia) TV-Land
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Sun 4/27/2008
7:00 AM Burnt Offerings The Movie Channel
9:00 AM ALIEN EXPRESS SCIFI
11:00 AM THE INVADERS (4 hours) SCIFI
Death Hunt (Bronson vs. Lee Marvin) American Movie Classics
Noon Daredevil (2003, Ben Affleck) FX Channel
Poseidon (2006, Kurt Russell) HBO
1:30 PM Groundhog Day (Bill Murray trapped in a timeloop) TBS
An Inconvenient Truth The Movie Channel
2pm & 7:30pm Stepmom (1998) Family Channel
3:00 PM ROBIN COOK'S INVASION (4 hours) SCIFI
4:00 PM Snake Eyes Showtime
Demolition Man Cinemax
4:30 PM Aquamarine (teen mermaid makes a splash) HBO
5:00 PM Spaceballs (Mel Brooks, effects by Lucasfilm's ILM) Comedy Central
5:45 pm Stephen King's The Green Mile Showtime
6:00 PM Fantastic 4 FX Channel
6pm/9pm EST House Of 1000 Corpses IFC
6:15 pm Ice Age 2 (animated, 2006) HBO
7:00 PM John Carpenter's GHOSTS OF MARS (2001) SCIFI
The 3rd Twin (1997, send in the clones) Ion (previously Pax)
Scary Movie (2000, spoof of slasher movies) Comedy Central
7pm & 11pm The Ten Commandments (2006 remake) TBN
7:15 pm The Peacekeeper (1997) More Max
7:20 pm Next (2007, magician can see into future) Starz
7:30/10:30 EST Return Of The Living Dead (1985) IFC
7:30/10:30 EST Romancing The Stone (another Trenchcoat) FOX Movies Channel
8:00 pm The Simpsons (new ep) FOX
Fracture (2007) HBO #2
Spider-Man 2 FX Channel
The Sopranos marathon HBO
8pm & 2am Strinking Distance (Bruce Willis) American Movie Classics
8pm & 11pm Star Wars Episode II: Attack Of The Clones Spike (TNN)
8pm & 12am Gangland (new ep) History Channel
9:00 PM Freaky Friday (2003, Jamie Lee Curtis comedy) Disney Channel
Bridge To Terabithia (2007) Starz
INFECTED SCIFI
Perry Mason: Case of the Fatal Framing (Raymond Burr, David Soul) Hallmark (previously Odyssey)
Snakes On A Plane (2006) More Max
9:15/12:15 EST May (2002, introvert makes a friend, Frankenstein-style) IFC
9:30 pm True Lies (1994, Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis) TNT
9:35 pm Meatballs (1980, Bill Murray as head summer camp counselor) Flix
9:50 pm Judge Dredd (1995, judge, jury & executioner) Encore
10:00 pm Dexter (new to the network) CBS
Deep Blue Sea (1999) Cinemax
Magicians (2007) Sundance Channel
10pm & 2am Ax Men (new ep, see all-day listings on the History Channel)
10:40 pm Independence Day (Will Smith vs. nasty UFOs) Starz
11:30 PM Teaching Mrs. Tingle The Movie Channel
12:00 am Elektra (2005, she's still a daredevil) FX Channel
12:30 am Hot Fuzz (2007) Cinemax
1:00 am The Fugitive (Tommy Lee Jones, Harrison Ford) TNT
1:30 am Kickboxer's Tears (Moon Lee, Yukari Oshima) Telemundo
See No Evil The Movie Channel
2:00 am Conspiracy Theory (1997, Mel Gibson) TBS
October Sky (1999) USA Network
3:00 AM FRANKENSTEIN REBORN (followed by Twilight Zone eps) SCIFI
Nightmare On Elm Street Cinemax
Zombie Honeymoon (I married a zombie) The Movie Channel
3:30 am Murder At 1600 TNT
6:30 am Dr. Dolittle (1967, Rex Harrison fantasy) American Movie Classics
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Mon 4/28/2008
7:15am & 5:45pm Batman Returns HBO
7:30 AM Airplane: The Sequel (with William Shatner as Commander of the Moon) Cinemax
8:00 am Star Trek Insurrection The Movie Channel
Doctor Who marathon (1st season eps) SCIFI
9:00 am Dr. Dolittle (Eddie Murphy's 1998 remake) American Movie Classics
10:00 AM Fantastic 4 FX Channel
Deep Impact Showtime
10:45 am Ferris Bueller's Day Off (Matthew Broderick, 1986) American Movie Classics
11:30 am Tombstone (Kurt Russell at the OK Corral) The Movie Channel
1:45 pm Circle Of Iron The Movie Channel
3:00 pm Practical Magic HBO
3:30 pm One Tough Cop The Movie Channel
3:45 pm Throw Momma From The Train (Danny DeVito, Billy Crystal) American Movie Classics
5:00 pm Spider-Man 2 FX Channel
5:45 pm Romancing The Stone 2: Jewel Of The Nile American Movie Classics
6:00 pm Dragnet (1987, Aykroyd, Christopher Plummer, Harry Morgan, Tom Hanks) Cinemax
8:00 pm The Inlaws (2003) American Movie Classics
U.S. Marshalls (Tommy Lee Jones) Bravo
Tombstone (Kurt Russell) Action Channel
Midnight Run (1988) Mystery
Night At The Museum Cinemax
9:00 pm Quantum Leap "Honeymoon Express, 1960" Ion (formerly Pax)
9pm & 1am Cities of the Underworld: Katrina (new ep) History Channel
9:30 pm Samantha Who? (new ep) ABC
Chato's Land (1972) Encore Westerns
10:00 pm Spy Hard (Leslie Nielsen) American Movie Classics
Medium (new ep) NBC
11:00 pm The 6th Sense (1999) "I see dead people" Starz
Midnight Blade 2 and Blade Trinity (2002, 2004) TBS
Deep Impact Showtime
12:35 am The Electric Horseman (1979) Encore Westerns
1:00 am Look Who's Talking Now (a previous Monstervision feature) Oxygen
1:30 am Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992, a previous Monstervision feature) Bravo
China Strike Force The Movie Channel
2:00 am Submerged (2005) USA Network
2:45 am Tombstone (Kurt Russell) Action Channel
3am/6am EST It's Showtime (1976, docu on animal stars) Turner Classic Movies
4:20 am Shadow of the Vampire HBO Signature
4:30/7:30 EST The 7th Cross (1944, 7 men escape from concentration camp) Turner Classic Movies
5:00 am Star Trek Insurrection The Movie Channel
6:15 am Dr. Dolittle (Eddie Murphy's 1998 remake) American Movie Classics
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Tues 4/29/2008
8:00 am Tales From The Darkside marathon SCIFI
10:00 AM Teen Wolf (1985, Michael J. Fox as a werewolf) American Movie Classics
11:00 PM John Carpenter's GHOSTS OF MARS SCIFI
12:00 PM Galaxy Quest (Star Trek spoof, Tim Allen, Sigourney Weaver) HBO #2
Throw Momma From The Train (Danny DeVito, Billy Crystal) American Movie Classics
2:00 pm Romancing The Stone 2: Jewel Of The Nile American Movie Classics
2:30/5:30 EST shorts: Famous Movie Dogs, "The Horse With A Human Mind" Turner Classic Movies
4:30 pm Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead HBO
5pm/8pm EST Khartoum (1966, Charlton Heston vs. rebels) Turner Classic Movies
followed by Zulu (1964, Michael Caine vs. rebels) Turner Classic Movies
6:15 pm Spy Hard (Leslie Nielsen) American Movie Classics
7:00 pm The Hoax (2007, fake bio of Howard Hughes) Starz
7:30 pm 007 in Casino Royale (2006) Showtime
8:00 pm Being John Malkovich (1999 fantasy/thriller) Flix
Deep Impact (1998) Showtime #2
I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer (2006) The Movie Channel
8pm & 1am The Karate Kid (Ralph Macchio, Pat Morita) American Movie Classics
9:00 pm Quantum Leap "Machiko McKenzie, 1953" (a war bride) Ion
Deja Vu (2006) Starz
The Good Witch (2008, Catherine Bell) Hallmark (formerly Odyssey)
9:35 pm Descent (2005, women lost in a cave with something grim) The Movie Channel
10:00 pm Reefer Madness (1936 camp classic) Flix
10pm/1am EST Glory (1989, an all-black unit in the Civil War, Denzel Washington) Turner Classic Movies
10:30pm & 3:30am The Karate Kid 2 (someone wants revenge) American Movie Classics
12:15/3:15 EST Battle Of Britain (WW2, Michael Caine, Christopher Plummer) Turner Classic Movies
3:00 AM DRAGON FIGHTER SCIFI
5am/8am EST The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1923, Lon Chaney) Turner Classic Movies
6:00 am The Hustler (Paul Newman, George C. Scott) American Movie Classics
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Wed 4/30/2008
7:00 am Gremlins 2 HBO
8:00 am Dark Angel eps marathon SCIFI
9:00 am Death Hunt (Bronson vs. Lee Marvin in the woods) American Movie Classics
1:30 pm Voyage To The Bottom Of The Sea (1961, Irwin Allen) Fox Movie Channel
3:15 pm The Commancheros (1961, John Wayne) American Movie Classics
3:30 pm Curse Of The Fly (1965) Fox Movie Channel
5pm/8pm EST Independence Day (Will Smith vs. UFO aliens) Fox Movie Channel
5:45 pm The Shootist (1976, John Wayne, James Stewart) American Movie Classics
6:00 pm The Pink Panther The Movie Channel
7:45/10:45 EST Grand Central Murder (1942, Van Heflin) Turner Classic Movies
8:00 pm Fear (1996) Encore
Hang 'em High (1968, Clint Eastwood) American Movie Classics
8pm & 5am Mission Impossible 3 The Movie Channel
9:00 pm Quantum Leap "What Price Gloria?" (he's a female secretary) Ion
Stripes (1981, Bill Murray comedy as an army of one) More Max
Lucky Number Slevin (2006, Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman) Showtime
9pm & 1am MonsterQuest: were-dogs History Channel
9:40 pm Commando (1985, Schwarzenegger) Encore
10:00 pm Bruce Almighty (Jim Carrey meets God: Morgan Freeman) USA Network
10pm/1am EST Independence Day (Will Smith vs. UFO aliens) Fox Movie Channel
10:05 pm World Trade Center (Nicholas Cage as trapped policeman) The Movie Channel
10pm & 2am UFO Hunters (new ep) History Channel
10:30 pm The Good, The Bad & the Ugly (Clint Eastwood) American Movie Classics
10:45/1:45 EST The Ghost Train (1941) Turner Classic Movies
11:00 pm 28 Weeks HBO
11:30 pm Kinky Kong (from the makers of Playmate Of The Apes) Cinemax
1:00 am Volcano: Nature Unleashed USA Network
1am/4am EST Terror Train (1980. Jamie Lee Curtis) Fox Movie Channel
2:00 am See No Evil Hear No Evil Comedy Central
3:00 AM JOLLY ROGER: MASSACRE AT CUTTER'S COVE SCIFI
8 Heads in a Dufflebag (Joe Pesci comedy) Showtime
4:30/7:30 EST A Stolen Life (Bette Davis takes over dead twin's identity) Turner Classic Movies
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It took several hours, but a full-color recreation of Joe Bob's Saturday Night homepage (1999/2000) is now viewable. The links all go to archived pages, too
BBC will stop playing April Fools Day pranks when penguins fly
Yes, that's Terry Jones of Monty Python as the host, 2008
Amazing Flying Monkey. The fun is contagious! Click here to see video. You can't put them down. Everyone wants to fly them!
The 4 major TV networks have cancelled the rest of the 2007/2008 season due to the writers strike and many writers will not have a job to come back to. Bionic Woman is gone for good. Reality shows and unscripted talk shows will continue and may increase. Mid-season replacements that already filmed their episodes will still run, including Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles (premiered 14 January 2008)...see the preview videos 1980s eps of Knight Rider have moved to MyRTN: Retro Television Network, available in 40 states so far
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Four video clips/eps have been posted on the Night Gallery page
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Sony won't confirm it, but insiders say the budget for Spider-Man 3 was around $350,000,000 making it the most expensive movie ever made. Not to be confused with the low-budget Lon Chaney, Jr. monster movie Spider Baby (1964, with the opening credits music narrated by Chaney himself) scheduled on TCM Faster, Pussycat, Kill, Kill! (the lost scene)
Note: upcoming Dr. Who 4th-season episode "Planet of the Ood" (2008) takes Donna to their strange home planet. You may recall that 666 of them were serving the Beast last time. The Christmas 2007 episode (premiering over there, then eventually coming to the SCIFI channel) will be on the Titanic...in space
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Now available from Amazon.com Joe Bob Briggs narrates A Double Dose of Joe Bob Briggs: "The Double-D Avenger" and "Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter"
MonsterVision Rating System
G.....General Audiences, all ages allowed
PG....Profanity Guaranteed, all ages allowed
R.....Restricted, no one under 17 allowed unless they like looking at nekkid chicks or bloody violence and can talk the babysitter into pretending to be their parent to get them in. Unless of course she's a psycho Sitter
NC17...No children under 17, cause this movie has X-rated sex or violence that Hollywood doesn't want to call X-rated anymore. The British & Germans have a number-based ratings system, and the French use one based on bleu cheese
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It's official...Joe Bob has hooked up with The Scream Channel, a newly-formed cable network delivering horror, suspense, thriller oriented entertainment. The network is slated to launch on cable or the internet sometime this year. Check the website for more info as it develops.
Important Note:
This is not a chain letter. It was not started decades ago in the Netherlands, nor was it perpetrated centuries ago by some deranged monk on Easter Island (which is highly unlikely in the first place, since EMACS only works on smart display terminals, and they weren't available on Easter Island back then, due largely to the U.S. state department's vigorous ban on exportation of advanced technology to deranged monks on equatorial islands).
There is no luck associated with this letter. Hence, it is pointless to send five copies of this letter to people you like. In fact, it is vigorously discouraged, since, by sending this letter through the postal service, you are needlessly burdening an already overworked system. You also increase the chance of the postal service losing mail. Murphy's Law will take effect here, resulting in your letter being delivered the next day, and a Red Cross package to a needy individual in Zimbabwe to be accidentally re-routed to Hackensack, New Jersey, thus becoming lost forever. You do not stand a chance, however, of displacing any junk mail.
If you break the chain, and fail to send five copies of this letter to other unfortunate individuals, then absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen to you. If, on the other hand, you do propagate five copies of this letter, then absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen to you, either.
"The Freaks" start doing the gooble gobble chant at a wedding reception (1932). By the way, this movie was banned in Britain for 30 years, and even the ending was edited out before it was released in America, and the ending on the storyboard wasn't approved for filming (it involved an ax and a bag of feathers)
People who think logically are a nice contrast to the rest of the world
Nine of ten people suffer from hemorrhoids. Do the other two enjoy them?
"If you'll make the toast and pour the juice, Sweetheart," said the newlywed bride, "breakfast will be ready."
"Good, what are we having for breakfast?" asked the new husband.
"Toast and juice," she replied.
The drive-in will never die!!!
"MonsterVision" was cancelled by the ungrateful weasels at TNT
Later gator, Joe Bob
"Don't believe anything you read on the net. Except this. Well, including this, I suppose." Douglas Adams (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
More Blonde Jokes:
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She tripped over the cordless phone.
She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.
She told someone to meet her at the corner of WALK and DON'T WALK.
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put "Sagittarius."
If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
When she heard that 90% of all crimes happened around the home, she moved.
Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? ...It took her months to figure out she could use it at night.
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? ..."Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"
Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice? ...Because it said "concentrate."
Why can't blondes take coffee breaks? They're too hard to retrain.
What do you call 9 blondes standing in a circle? A dope ring.
Why can't blondes be pharmacists? Because they can't fit the bottle in the typewriter.
What's the definition of eternity? 4 blondes at a 4-way stop.
What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the ocean? An air pocket.
What do you call a basement full of blondes? A whine cellar.
Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts? "This Goes In Front."
What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? "Oh, look!! Donut seeds!
"When I went to Wal-Mart for the first time...I always thought they sold wallpaper. I didn't realize it was everything. You can get anything you want there for really, really cheap." Paris Hilton
The latest blond joke is in the Miss Teenage America contest from someplace on the maps known as Carolina (not near Asian countries or the Iraq) and all of you U.S.Americans can see it here
In February 2008 two thieves with knives invaded the north Texas home of 80 year old James Pickett but he got so mad when one of them said something bad about John Wayne he put them both in the hospital with cracked heads. Them's fightin' words!
Need a program to process windows media audio? Freeware available at this fansite (WMA, WMV and ASF)
Remember, a bird in the bush is worth half a bird in your hand, a word is worth one-thousandth of a picture, and the early worm gets eaten by a bird.
Can't find any hosted bad movies to watch? How about hosted bad movie trailers...check out the website Trailersfromhell.com, they appear to have a different hosted bad movie trailer 3 days a week. After you hear the hosted version, click un-narrated version to hear the trailer's original audio, in all it's glory!
In Arizona you can find Shit House Mountain and Bull Shit Canyon, but when the official state maps came out, they were discreetly refered to as S.H. Mountain and B.S. Canyon. So far, the Grand Tetons are still known as the Grand Tetons.
What has four legs and an arm? A pit bull.
What has four legs and an ear? Mike Tyson's pit bull.
What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker? "Hop in." The Drive-In will never die!
Christine, and even a couple of films they also made fun of on MST3K...
These movies continue to run on TNT, TBS, and even the Sci Fi Channel in their original form. Simply print out the host segments for the movie when it comes around and read Joe Bob's comments on each segment as you watch the movie. It's the next best thing to having Joe Bob on the couch next to you...
from episodes of "24" to Star Trek, whether they're available on video/DVD or not!
The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe theatrical trailers swiped from
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Is she wearing clothes or just paint?
Call girl: $3000