Lighten Up

Mannnn...

you look as bored as I am.......

We need to laugh...
need to get our blood circulating

Admit it, you are in a summertime slump.

So.....just push back from that computer for a minute and let's

.....Dig it !!.....

Come onnnnnnn.........
I promise you will feel better when you do.

Okay...........GO !!

Stop Scowling

I think you need to break for a laugh....

How 'bout those English/Chinese translations ?

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Keep your paws off my fries!....................Mia Chow!

Did you go to the beach?....................Wai Yu So Tan?

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Are you smiling yet ?

(Let me know if you can add some new ones......I really love them !)

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Whoa........don't you sit back down !

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Get that bod going again......

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And don't roll those eyes at me !

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See..........feelin' better........

RIGHT ?

I say.......RIGHT ?!!

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Okay, now you keep movin', but check out this story........

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Aging Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl.
She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.

Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly,
she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place.

Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable
and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be.

"On a woman," the doctor said,
"your heart would be just below your left breast."

Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital ....

with a gunshot wound to her left knee !

LOL......ROTFL !!

Don't hold back... a good laugh really cleans you out.

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Hey, I saw that !!
Can't quit on me now !!

I'll let you stop in ...JUST A MINUTE......

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I was just considering the advantages of getting old.....

Your secrets are safe with your friends
........ they can't remember them either.

Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.

So let's count our blessings !

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Well, I admit I'm about to wear out too,
so let's slow down and read one more liitle chuckle...

But, first......

More translations.........

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I think you need a facelift.......Chin Tu Fat
Unauthorized execution........Lin Ching
Stupid man...........................Dum Gai

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And now the story........

~ Love and Marriage ~

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.
After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.

In the middle of the night the woman leans over and says,
"I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket."

The man leans out and with a glint in his eye, says,
"I've got a better idea...let's pretend we're married."

"Why not," giggles the woman.

"Good," he replies............"Get your own blanket!"

(Relate to that?)

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Okay, don't know about you, but I feel better already.

Have a good day !

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