Subject: Re: Goodbye Assholes!
Posted By Peter Ohwhateveritwas on Fri Sep 1 22:36:22 BST 2000:

So you don't care at all what anyone else thinks, just to get that clear?

Subject: Re: Goodbye Assholes!
Posted By Jim Yoakum on Fri Sep 1 22:39:39 BST 2000:

>So you don't care at all what anyone else thinks, just to get that clear? >>

You got a well-thought-out argument, yeah - shoot. You one of these typical smartasses around here with bile flowing, no. Piss off. So what do you got?

Subject: Re: Goodbye Assholes!
Posted By Justin on Fri Sep 1 22:54:10 BST 2000:

He'll be back.

Subject: Re: Goodbye Assholes!
Posted By Al on Fri Sep 1 22:54:12 BST 2000:

>THE FOLLOWING IS DIRECTED ONLY AT THOSE WHO RIPPED OFF THE CHAPMAN MATERIAL, WHO BLASTED ME AND WILL DO SO WHEN THIS IS OVER..

I don't care - we all have to read this offensive claptrap.
>HI!
>
>Well, I'd love to hang around more and chat with you stealing pricks some more, but the facts are: you are too fucking stupid and inconsequential to the scheme of things to matter much. I have explained the facts about copyright to you, but you are either too dim, or else too busy acting like babies to listen. So, bottom line, fuck you.

If we are inconsequential why keep coming back? This is the second time you've promised to go away. Why are you still here?

>Regarding your views on me: Who cares? Fuck you.
See above.
>
>Regarding your views on buying or not buying future Chapman things: You are only about a half dozen sad 'net bastards without money or girlfriends anyway; basically cheap cunts who don't support artists anyway, so fuck you.

So why comment on us? See above again.
>
>Regarding my spelling : Fucke Youu

Hmm. Clever - do you see what he's done there?

>Regarding my bad language/bad image: I gave this a lot of thought and decided - fuck you - was the best response.

How much thought exactly?

>Regarding YOU: Listen wankers, life is full of possibilities, full of mystery and romance - why don't you pimply-faced gee-gaws shut off the computer and go interact with your lives before you get too old? You are sad, sad, sad.....

Fine words from someone who's been all over this forum like a cheap suit for the last four days.

>For those who think they are so close to Graham's thinking/spirit/etc: You are the worst of the lot. You are pathetic and beyond help. You have no idea who Graham was, or what he stood for. He died before most of you sheepdicks were born! So stop kidding yourselves. You are living a lie. You are fighting a battle with no one. If Gray were alive today he'd tell you all to go fucking get a job! Honestly, you self-satisfied cunts are the worst of the lot.... A special place in hell is reserved for you.
>
Chapman only died about ten years ago. There are no primary school kids here. or are they? Would he have exhorted us to get a job? I hope not.

>To those who do not post or download illegal things: God love you. You are truly beautiful people. True fans. Keep that in mind when your "friends" brag about some bootleg they scored. They are going to hell. You are not. Pray for them. They are lost. They are pricks and they will steal from you, next.

Yes yes. Obvioulsy people who download net documents, and copy tapes are going to steal everything all the time. Look out - there's a thief right next to you! JY - you never did satifactorily deal with the issue of whether you had ever made pirate copies of LPs CDs etc. If you did you are also a thief. It is illegal.

>Think that's it, SOTCAA jerks. Sorry I was too fucking real for you and not some fucking mellow mushroom, but hey - that's me. And remember this, no matter how cool you think you are over me, no matter how cleverer you think you are than me, remember - I'm the one who wrote with Graham, and not you. Okay?

Oooh. I knew Graham Chapman and you didn't ner ner ner. How 'real' you are. How impressive.

>So, maybe you aren't so smart after all... Maybe you should just buy the fucking mobile home now, okay? Jackasses.....

>PS So sorry I didn't live up to your image! Boycott my books! Spread the word: "Yoakum doesn't give a shit what you think!!" Shout it out boys... And who knows, maybe some of you sad fucks might end up scoring with some chick.... (Of course you probably think that's "icky...")

Isn't it interesting that people who can't come up with a decent argument on this forum always resort to the 'you can't get a girlfriend - sorry 'chick' - argument? Look Yoakam, several people on this forum are gay. I am married. What difference does it make. Either you have an argument or not. This is not an argument.

>BYE!!!!! Oh - and FUCK OFF!!

Inherent contradiction here. How can we fuck off if you are going?

Please don't come back.

Subject: Re: Goodbye Assholes!
Posted By Anonymous on Fri Sep 1 23:42:50 BST 2000:

>And remember this, no matter how cool you think you are over me, no matter how cleverer you think you are than me, remember - I'm the one who wrote with Graham, and not you. Okay?

Yes, and your own stuff was shit. Since you bring it up.

Subject: Re: Goodbye Assholes!
Posted By Justin on Fri Sep 1 23:53:46 BST 2000:

I wonder if he's come back yet to see if we're talking about him?

*snigger*

Subject: Re: Goodbye Assholes!
Posted By Anonymous on Fri Sep 1 23:58:26 BST 2000:

How old is this guy? Are we sure he's real? I ask, because he doesn't seem to write like a responsible adult. He sounds like some twat you'd find propping up the bar at your local, expounding his views to everyone in earshot, without making any sense whatsoever.

I think he must be an imposter.

Subject: Re: Goodbye Assholes!
Posted By Bent Halo on Sat Sep 2 00:25:23 BST 2000:

Notice how quiet Dan L has been recently?

Just a thought...

Subject: Re: Goodbye Assholes!
Posted By Al on Sat Sep 2 00:30:56 BST 2000:

If there is a connection I'd say Dan has finally had the last laugh...

Subject: Re: Goodbye Assholes!
Posted By tim_e on Sat Sep 2 00:36:48 BST 2000:

>>So you don't care at all what anyone else thinks, just to get that clear? >>
>
>You got a well-thought-out argument, yeah - shoot. You one of these typical smartasses around here with bile flowing, no. Piss off. So what do you got?

A command of the English language. Why, what do you have?