SKETCH GUIDE
SKETCH INDEX
This is an index of every (we hope) sketch that was performed in the course of the three series of Blue Jam on Radio One. For more information on Blue Jam visit our About page.
Next to each title is a link to our entry for the programme it came from, noted by S(eries) and E(pisode). If you spot any errors or gaping emission, please drop us a line.
Acupuncture
Torture S1 E2
Adulterous
Raping S3 E5
Andrew
Morton Interview S1 E5
Armed
Robber With Gun In Stomach S1 E4
Baby
Combat S1 E1
Benny
And His Mother S3 E4
Bowie's
Romantic Dinners S3 E6
Builder,
The S1 E3
Checking
For Breast Cancer/ Rape Invitation S3 E2
Child
Abduction Helpline S1 E5
City
Jumper S3 E6
Club
Hammer Resurrection S2 E3
Crash
Helmet Full Of Mush S2 E3
Cunts
Of Gold S1 E1
Decaptation
Art S3 E6
Diana
Funeral Speech Edit S1 E6
Disturbing
Landlord: Eviction By Slices S1 E4
Diving
Helmet Full Of Bees S2 E3
Divorce
For The Child's Sake S2 E6
Doctor's
Surgery: Bad Jokes S1 E2
Doctor's
Surgery: Banging Your Mum S3 E1
Doctor's
Surgery: Blindfolded Doctor S3 E2
Doctor's
Surgery: Bribing A Nose Bleed S2 E1
Doctor's
Surgery: Bribing A Sprained Knee S1 E6 / S2
E1
Doctor's
Surgery: Children's Clothes S2 E4
Doctor's
Surgery: Does It Hurt As Much As This? S3 E4
Doctor's
Surgery: Don't Like Doctors S1 E6 / S2
E1
Doctor's
Surgery: Dr Throat S1 E1
Doctor's
Surgery: Fighting Therapy S2 E5
Doctor's
Surgery: Heroin Shot S2 E3
Doctor's
Surgery: Hiding Doctor S3 E1
Doctor's
Surgery: HIV Test Results (with reprise) S3 E4
Doctor's
Surgery: Jesus And His Rubber Twat Bomb S1 E3
Doctor's
Surgery: Kissing Doctor S1 E1
Doctor's
Surgery: Knee Confusion S1 E3
Doctor's
Surgery: Making A Cake S2 E6
Doctor's
Surgery: Nurse Billy Connolly S3 E3
Doctor's
Surgery: Phone Sex Fundraising S3 E5
Doctor's
Surgery: Pinhead Dwarf S3 E6
Doctor's
Surgery: Synchronised Cocks S2 E2
Doctor's
Surgery: Telephone Diagnosis S1 E4
Doctor's
Surgery: Ugly Patient S1 E5
Dodgy
Lawyer S1 E5
Employment
Agency For Thick People S3 E4
Four
Horses S3 E6
Frogmen
S3
E1
Genital
Transplant: Woman With Duck's Genitals S1 E2
Genital
Transplants: 4 Year Old Girl Old Man's Penis S1 E6
/ S2 E1
Genital
Transplants: Canary With Boy's Penis S2 E4
Genital
Transplants: Man With Baby's Genitals S1 E2
Getting
The Gush S2 E4
Hiding
Under The Furniture S3 E5
How
To Start A Conversation S3 E3
Idiot
Compound S3 E6
Innocent
Man On A Train S3 E4
Jerry
Springer S2 E6
Jesus
And Your Bush S1 E2
Kiddie
Gangsters: Chopped Up Ma-a-an S2 E3
Kiddie
Gangsters: Cow Killer S3 E2
Kiddie
Gangsters: Dial-A-Murder S2 E2
Lesbian
Disharmony S3 E5
Lions
In School S2 E6
Living
Next Door To A Giant S2 E6
Living
Outdoors S2 E6
Lizard
TV S2 E2
Michael
Alexander St John: Club Scene S2 E2
Michael
Alexander St John: Dance Charts pt 1 S1 E4
Michael
Alexander St John: Dance Charts pt 2 S3 E2
Michael
Alexander St John: List Of Cool S3 E5
Minute
Hoover S3 E3
Monged
Sex pt 1 S1 E2
Monged
Sex pt 2 S1 E5
Monged
Sex pt 3 S2 E5
Monged
Sex pt 4 S3 E6
Monologue:
Meedja Hors D'Ouevres S2 E1
Monologue:
A Cigarette, A Playwright And A Tumscence S3 E3
Monologue:
A Man, A Gun And A Gibbon S1 E1
Monologue:
Conceptual Art S1 E2
Monologue:
Crime Reconstruction S1 E3
Monologue:
Rothko The Dog S2 E4
Monologue:
Street Sausage Vendors S3 E1
Monologue:
Suicide Journalist S2 E2
Monologue:
Suzy's Wedding S3 E5
Monologue:
The Eden Currant Account Advert S1 E4
Monologue:
The London Dungeon Job S1 E5
Morris
& LWT Complainer S1 E1
Mr
Bentham: Directory Enquiries S1 E4
Mr
Bentham: Lost And Found Service S3 E5
Mr
Bentham: Parking Club Pendantry S3 E6
Mr
Bentham: Untidy Pockets S2 E3
Mr
Cocky Night Light S2 E4
Mr
Martinue Goes To The Zoo S2 E5
My
Disposition by Ivor Cutler S1 E1
Newsreader
Tantrum S1 E2
Nicholas
Parsons Edit S2 E3
Office
Worker Bouncing On His Plums S3 E2
Open
Abdomen Therapy S3 E4
Ping
Pong Fountain S1 E5
Plumber
Fixes Dead Baby S3 E2
Possessed
By Beethoven S3 E3
Press
Conference Kidnapped Child S3 E2
Psychiatrist
Sex Game S1 E4
Pub
Millionairess S2 E1
Radio
1 Newbeat S1 E1
Raspberry
Telephone S3 E3
Reluctant
Newsagent S1 E5
Sacked
For Being Too Good S2 E4
Sandwich
Bar: No Uglies S3 E2
Sandwich
Bar: The Office Worker S3 E2
School
Selection Rigging S3 E1
Self-Assembling
Gun S1 E3
Serial
Killer On The Telephone S3 E1
Somewhat
Redundant Pop Manager S1 E4
Speedking
Hawking S3 E6
Stupid
Watchmen S2 E5
Superintendent
Strang S3 E6
Sweary
Man: Fucking Noddy S1 E4
Sweary
Man: Plastic Arsehole Till S2 E1
Swimming
In The Fish Tank S2 E5
Symptomless
Coma S2 E5
Telephone
Number Uncertainty S2 E5
Telling
The Birds To Shut Up S2 E6
Thing
In The Sky S2 E6
Toothbrush
Orgasm S2 E2
Uncaring
Parents: Shoot And Burn S2 E1
Uncaring
Parents: The Missing Child S1 E3
Unemployed
Welshmen pt 1 S2 E1
Unemployed
Welshmen pt 2 S2 E5
Unemployed
Welshmen pt 3 S3 E4
Unnecessary
Operations S2 E4
Urine
Transfusions S3 E1
Voodo
Child S3 E3
Wage
Negotiations S1 E3
Welsh
Foreplay S3 E1
Wine
Wanker S2 E3