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Date/time Movie Title/Description Links Channel Thurs 5/01/2008 7:05 am Tombstone (Kurt Russell, 1993) Showtime 8:00 am Kindred eps marathon SCIFI 8am/11am EST Plunder Of The Sun (1953, Aztec tomb raiders, Glenn Ford) Turner Classic Movies 8:15 am Galaxy Quest (Star Trek spoof) Cinemax 9:30/12:30 EST Pocketful Of Miracles (1961, Frank Capra) Turner Classic Movies 10:00 am The Hitcher Cinemax 12pm/3pm EST Experiment In Terror (1962, Ross Martin) Turner Classic Movies 1pm/4pm EST Lady In Cement (1968, Frank Sinatra as Matt Helm's friend Tony Rome) Fox Movie Channel 1:30 pm Star Trek Insurrection Showtime 4:30 pm Captain Ron (Kurt Russell of the Caribbean) The Movie Channel 5pm & 5am The Truman Show Showtime 5pm/8pm EST Quo Vadis (1951, Roman falls for a slave girl) Turner Classic Movies 5pm/8pm EST The Abyss (1989) Fox Movie Channel 6:00 pm Spawn FX Channel Judge Dredd The Movie Channel 6:45 pm Tombstone (Kurt Russell, 1993) Showtime The Pink Panther (Steve Martin) Showtime #2 7:00 PM WARBIRDS (WW2 planes vs. dinosaurs, 2008) SCIFI My Cousin Vinny (1992 comedy, Joe Pesci vs. Fred Gwynn) HBO Signature 8:00 PM Smallville & Supernatural (new eps) CW The Cowboys (1972, John Wayne hires boys for a cattledrive) Ion In The Line Of Fire (Clint Eastwood vs. JFK's real killer) American Movie Classics Lucky Number Slevin The Movie Channel Major Payne (1995, Wayans comedy as a drill instructor) Encore The 13th Year (1999, a teen starts turning into a mer-man) Disney Channel 8pm & 10:30pm Blade (1998, Wesley Snipes) FX Channel 8pm/11pm EST Alien (1979, Sigourney Weaver) FOX Movie Channel 8pm/11pm EST Death On The Nile (1978, Peter Ustinov, George Kennedy) Turner Classic Movies 9:00 PM ODYSSEUS: VOYAGE TO THE UNDERWORLD (2008) SCIFI My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006) HBO Signature Snakes On A Plane (2006) HBO 10:00 PM The Hitcher (2007) Cinemax Penn & Teller's Bull: Mount Rushmore Showtime 10pm/1am EST The Abyss (1989) FOX Movie Channel 10:30 pm The Octogon (Chuck Norris) American Movie Classics 10:30.1:30 EST Topkapi (1964, Maxilmilian Schell) Turner Classic Movies 11:00 PM BONE SNATCHER SCIFI 12:00 am Alpha Dog (2006) HBO 12:45/3:34 EST Hot Millions (1968, Peter Ustinov, Bob Newhart) Turner Classic Movies 1:00 am The Matrix Reloaded (2003) Cinemax 2:30 am Turistas HBO 3:00 AM CODE RED: THE RUBICON CONSPIRACY SCIFI 3am/6am EST Chance At Heaven (1934, spoofed in a Madonna musicvideo) Turner Classic Movies 4:15/7:15 EST Pennies From Heaven (1934, Bing Crosby in a haunted house) Turner Classic Movies 5:00 am Captain Ron (Kurt Russell of the Caribbean) The Movie Channel 6:45 am Powder (something strange about that boy) Showtime ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri 5/02/2008 7:00 am Emperor of the North Cinemax 7:30/10:30 EST Tales Of Manhattan (1942 fantasy from the crypt) Fox Movie Channel 8:00 am Stargate SG-1 eps marathon SCIFI 8am/11am EST Road To Bali (Hope & Crosby, Dorothy Lamour, 1952) Turner Classic Movies 9:30 am Ghost (1990, Patrick Swayze, Demi Moore) HBO 10:00 am Spawn FX Channel 3:15/6:15 EST Road To Hong Kong (Hope & Crosby, stolen space capsule) Turner Classic Movies 5pm/8pm EST The Tin Star (Anthony Perkins, Betsy Palmer, Henry Fonda) Turner Classic Movies 6:30 pm Silent Rage Showtime #2 6:30/9:30 EST Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer (1989) IFC 6:45 pm Ghost (1990, Patrick Swayze, Demi Moore) HBO 6:50 pm Hollywoodland (2006, murder of George Reeves) More Max 7:00 pm Gulliver's Travels (1996, seen previously on Odyssey) Ion The Golden Child (1986, Eddie Murphy vs. evil spirits in Tibet) Bravo 7pm/10pm EST The Naked Spur (1953, Jimmy Stewart, Janet Leigh) Turner Classic Movies 7:05 pm Mission To Mars (2000, Gary Sinese) Encore 7:20 pm Bridge To Terabithia (2007) Starz 8:00 pm Ghost Whisperer & Moonlight (new eps) CBS Down Periscope (spoof of Hunt For Red October, Kelsey Grammer, Bruce Dern) Family Channel Jurassic Park (Sam Neill, Jeff Goldblum, Laura Dern) American Movie Classics 16 Blocks (2006, Bruce Willis, Mos Def) HBO #2 Sarah Jane Adv (2 new eps) SCIFI Stephen King's The Green Mile (1999, Tom Hanks fantasy) Flix The Devil Wears Prada (2006, Meryl Streep) HBO Signature The Firm (1993, story by John Grisham) Oxygen 8:15 pm The Dead Girl (2006) Showtime #2 8:30/11:30 EST Witchblade (new ep, Japanese anime) IFC 9:00 pm Reign Over Me (2007, a dentist loses his entire family on 9/11) Starz Doctor Who (new ep, who made Pompeii's volcano blow up?) SCIFI The Stepford Wives (2004, the perfect neighborhood) FX Channel 9pm & 11pm Bev. Hills Cop (Eddie Murphy) Bravo 9pm/12am EST Vengeance Is Mine (1980, Ken Ogata, Chocho Miyako) IFC 10:00 pm NUMB3RS (new ep, it's a cult show) CBS Battlestar Galactica (new ep) SCIFI E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982) TV-Land 10pm & 2am Battle 360 (USS Enterprise heads for Iwo Jima in 1945) History Channel 11pm/2am EST Blacula (1972, an African vampire in modern Los Angeles) Turner Classic Movies followed by Scream Blacula Scream (1973, with Pam Grier) Turner Classic Movies 12:00 am Animal House (1978, John Belushi) USA Network 12:30 am Scary Movie 3 TBS 1:00 am Single White Female (Bridget Fonda vs. psycho) Oxygen The Golden Child Bravo 2:00 am FearDotCom (2002) Spike (TNN) 2:30/5:30 EST shorts "Screen Actors" & "Moments In Music" (1950) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 AM DECOYS 2: ALIEN SEDUCTION SCIFI 4:00 am Pan's Labyrinth Cinemax 5am/8am EST 1st Men In The Moon (1964, scientist discovers invaders on the Moon) Turner Classic Movies ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sat 5/03/2008 6am & 5:30pm James & the Giant Peach (same author as Willy Wonka) The Movie Channel 7:00 am An Inconvenient Truth Showtime 7am/10am EST The Saint in N.Y. (1938) Turner Classic Movies followed by The Saint Strikes Back (1939) Turner Classic Movies 8:00 am Predator 2 TNT Single White Female Oxygen 9:00 AM BLOOD SURF SCIFI Boyz N the Hood Spike (TNN) 9:30/12:30 EST Hitchcock's The 39 Steps (1935) Turner Classic Movies followed by Hitchcock's Marnie (1964, Sean Connery) Turner Classic Movies 10:00 am The Net TBS Unleashed (2005) TNT Mad Love (1995) Showtime 10:30 am The Majestic USA Network 11:00 AM Escape To Witch Mountain (Ray Milland, Eddie Albert) Hallmark (formerly Odyssey) SHARK ATTACK 3: MEGALODON SCIFI Noon Stealth (2005) TNT The Incredibles Disney Channel 1:00 PM OCTOPUS 2 SCIFI Hush FX Channel Police Academy Comedy Central 1pm/4pm EST Alien vs. Predator KMGH 1pm/4pm EST Careful, He Might Hear You (1984) Fox Movie Channel 1:30 pm Animal House (John Belushi, 1979) USA Network 2:00 pm Nancy Drew (2002) Family Channel Barabbas (1962) TBN 3:00 PM EYE OF THE BEAST (2007) SCIFI Fatal Instinct Showtime Swordfish (2001) TBS 3pm/6pm EST Last Of The Mohicans (1992) Fox Movie Channel 3:30/6:30 EST Thing From Another World (1951) Turner Classic Movies 4:00 pm The X-Files (1998 movie) CW Vertical Limit Telemundo 5:00 PM KRAKEN: TENTACLES OF THE DEEP SCIFI 5pm/8pm EST Hitchcock's Rebecca (1940, the new wife looks like the dead one) Turner Classic Movies 5pm/8pm EST Volcano (1992, Tommy Lee Jones vs. lava in downtown L.A.) Fox Movie Channel 6:00 pm Jurassic Park American Movie Classics 7:00 PM GHOST VOYAGE (2008) SCIFI E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial (1982, Spielberg) TV-Land 7pm/10pm EST Volcano (1992) Fox Movie Channel 7:05 pm Ghost Rider (Nicholas Cage is cursed) Starz 7:15 pm American Psycho (2000, Christian Bale) More Max Poseidon (2006, Kurt Russell) HBO #2 7:30 pm Constantine (2005) FX Channel 7:30/10:30 EST Hitchcock's Jamaica Inn (1939, Charles Laughton) Turner Classic Movies 8:00 pm Cronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch & the Wardrobe (2005) ABC Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001) TBS Snake Eyes (1998, cop investigates political conspiracy) Flix Under Seige (1992, Steven Seagal) A&E U.S. Marshalls (1998) American Movie Classics 8:30 pm The Astronaut Farmer (2006) HBO 9:00 pm Stuart Little 2 (2002, Michael J. Fox) Disney Channel Beneath Loch Ness (2001) SCIFI Rocky Balboa (2006, Stallone comes out of retirement) Showtime Hollow Man 2 The Movie Channel Unleashed Telemundo 9pm/12am EST Volcano (1992) Fox Movie Channel 9:15/12:15 EST The Scapegoat (1959, Alec Guinness) Turner Classic Movies 10:00 pm Jaws (Richard Dreyfuss) "We're gonna need a bigger boat" TNT Austin Powers TBS Mask Of Zorro (1998) FX Channel 10pm/1am EST Sling Blade (1996, Billy Bob Thornton) IFC 10:30 pm Die Hard 2 HBO 10:30/1:30 EST Blank Check (comedy, gangster gives boy $1,000,000) WGN 10:40 pm Masters Of Horror: Pelts The Movie Channel 11:00 PM LOST IN THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE SCIFI 12:00 am Under Seige (1992, Steven Seagal vs. Gary Busey) A&E 12:30 am Mission Impossible 2 TBS Predator 2 TNT 12:45/3:45 EST The Birds (1963) "They're coming!!!" Turner Classic Movies 1:00 AM TRIANGLE, THE (2001) SCIFI Boyz N the Hood Spike (TNN) Kickboxer's Tears (Moon Lee, Yukari Oshima) Telemundo 2:30 am Unleashed TNT 3:00 AM HAMMERHEAD: SHARK FRENZY SCIFI Bram Stoker's The Mummy Cinemax 3am/6am EST Hitchcock's Sabotage (1936) Turner Classic Movies 5:00 am Mad Love (1995) Showtime ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sun 5/04/2008 9:00 AM CHILDREN OF THE CORN SCIFI Police Academy Comedy Central 9am/12pm EST Journey To The Center Of The Earth (1959, James Mason) Fox Movie Channel 10:00 am Return From Witch Mountain (Christopher Lee, Bette Davis) Hallmark American Pie 2 USA Network Flubber (1997) Fox I Know What I Saw Lifetime 10:30 am Mission Impossible 2 TBS Hush (2005) FX Channel Star Trek Insurrection Showtime 11:00 AM FREDDY VS. JASON SCIFI 11am/2pm EST The Matchmaker (Anthony Perkins, Shirley MacLaine) Turner Classic Movies 11:30/2:30 EST Pretty Poison (1968) Fox Movie Channel Noon Shanghai Knights (Jackie Chan) & The Tuxedo (2002) TNT Back To The Future HBO Karate Kid & Karate Kid 2 American Movie Classics The Zodiac (2005) Showtime 12:30 pm Darkness Falls FX Channel 1:00 PM VENOM (2005) SCIFI 1pm/4pm EST Dirty Mary Crazy Larry (1974) Fox Movie Channel 2:00 pm Matilda (Dahl fantasy) Family Channel Rocky Balboa (Stallone) Showtime 2:30 pm Constantine (2005) FX Channel Wise Blood The Movie Channel 3:00 PM CURSED (2005) SCIFI Malibu's Most Wanted Comedy Central 3pm/6pm EST The Chase (1994) Fox Movie Channel 3pm/6pm EST Sabrina (Bogart, Audrey Hepburn) Turner Classic Movies 4:00 pm Hocus Pocus (comedy, witches return to Salem, MASS) Family Channel 4:30 pm Lara Croft: Cradle of Life TBS 5:00 PM THE GRUDGE SCIFI Mask Of Zorro FX Channel U.S. Marshalls (Tommy Lee Jones) American Movie Classics 5:30 pm Grumpier Old Men (Burgess Meredith, Walter Matthau) CMT Braveheart (1995, Mel Gibson) HBO Signature 5:30pm & 12:30am Truman Show Showtime 5:35 pm Scarface (Pacino, 1983) "Say hello to my little friend!" Cinemax 6pm & 8pm You Belong To Me (2008, stalker) Lifetime Movie Network 6:20 pm Pirates Of The Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest Starz 7:00 PM JEEPERS CREEPERS (2001) SCIFI Jason & the Argonauts (2000) ION (formerly Pax) Lethal Weapon 2 More Max 7pm & 9pm The Bourne Supremacy (2004) TBS 7:15 pm Deck The Halls (2006) HBO Miss Potter (2006, bio of Beatrix Potter) Showtime 7:30/10:30 EST Alien, Alien 2, Alien 3 (1979-1992, Sigourney Weaver) Fox Movie Channel 8:00 pm The Simpsons (new ep) Fox Mr & Mrs Smith (2005) FX Channel Number 23 (2007) HBO #2 Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith Spike (TNN) Wall Street (1987, Charlie Sheen, Michael Douglas) "Greed is good!" American Movie Classics 8:30 pm License To Wed (2007, Robin Williams) Cinemax Dirty War (2004, terrorists in London set off a dirty bomb) HBO Signature 9:00 PM Dexter (1st-time network broadcast, 2 eps) CBS Fantastic 4: Rise Of The Silver Surfer (2007) HBO FINAL DESTINATION 2 (2003) SCIFI Godfather 3 (1990, Pacino) More Max Perry Mason: Case of the Reckless Romeo (who killed Gerlado Rivera?) Hallmark (formerly Odyssey) Spy Kids 3 Disney Channel 9:45 pm Backtrack (Dennis Hopper) Flix Fight Club (1999) HBO #2 10:00 pm Hocus Pocus (comedy, witches return to Salem, MASS) Family Channel Borat (2006) Cinemax 10pm & 2am Ax Men (new ep) History Channel 10:20 pm Seven (Morgan Freeman, Brad Pitt) Encore 10:30 pm 28 Weeks Later HBO Karate Kid & Karate Kid 2 American Movie Classics 10:45/1:45 EST Ship Ahoy (1942, Frank Sinatra, Red Skelton) Turner Classic Movies 11:00 pm Art Of War (Nicholas Cage) TBS Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith Spike (TNN) 1:00 am Dirty Work The Movie Channel 1:30 am Executive Decision (Kurt Russell vs. terrorist hijackers) TBS My Cousin Vinny (comedy, judge: Fred Gwynn) HBO 1:30/4:30 EST Alien marathon continues with Alien 3 Fox Movie Channel 2:00 am From Dusk Till Dawn (Tarantino vampires) Showtime 3:00 AM Monster SCIFI 3am/6am EST Girls In Chains (1943, dir: Edgar Ulmer) Turner Classic Movies 3:30 am WarGames (a computer wants to see nuclear war) American Movie Classics 4:00 am Sexual Retreat (2004) The Movie Channel 4:30 am Kickboxer's Tears Telemundo 4:30/7:30 EST Bluebeard (Ulmer, 1944, John Carradine) Turner Classic Movies 6am/9am EST Hitchcock's Blackmail (1929) Turner Classic Movies ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mon 5/05/2008 7am/10am EST Mark Of Zorro (1940) Fox Movie Channel 9:00 AM ALL SOULS DAY SCIFI 11:00 AM CHUPACABRA: DARK SEAS SCIFI 1:00 PM DAGON SCIFI 3:00 PM BENEATH STILL WATERS SCIFI 3:30/6:30 EST 7th Voyage Of Sinbad (1958, Ray Harryhausen) Turner Classic Movies 6:30 pm The Truman Show Showtime #2 7:00 pm Star Trek Enterprise eps SCIFI 7:15 pm 48 Hours (1982 & Ransom (1996) More Max 8:00 pm Die Hard American Movie Classics Elektra (2005) FX Channel 8:15 pm Rocky Balboa (2006) Showtime #2 9:00 pm Quantum Leap eps (Mon-Wed) Ion (formerly Pax) 9pm & 1am Cities Of The Underworld: Soviet Union History Channel 9:31 pm Samantha Who? (new ep) ABC 10:00 pm Medium (new ep) NBC 10:10 pm Vegas Vacation (Chevy Chase) Encore 11:15/2:15 EST Age Of Consent (1969, James Mason) Turner Classic Movies 1am/4am EST The Laughing Policeman (1974) Fox Movie Channel 3:15/6:15 EST Rudolph Valentino movie marathon (1919-1922) Turner Classic Movies ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tue 5-6-08: 8:00 am Tales From The Darkside eps SCIFI 12:45/3:45 EST The Young Rajah (1922, Valentino) Turner Classic Movies 5:00 pm Stargate eps, followed by wrestling @ 10pm SCIFI 5pm/8pm EST Tarzan the Ape Man (1932, Weissmuller) Turner Classic Movies 6:30 pm School For Scoundrels Showtime #2 6:45/9:45 EST The Naked Prey (1966) Turner Classic Movies 7:05 pm The Illusionist (2006) Starz 7:15 pm The Astronaut Farmer (2006) HBO Signature 8:00 pm Cutthroat Island (1995, Geena Davis as a pirate) Encore Batman Begins (2005) FX Channel Fantastic 4: Rise Of The Silver Surfer HBO 8:15 pm Miss Potter (2006) Showtime #2 8:25 pm Hollow Man 2 The Movie Channel 9:00 pm Reaper (new ep) CW Meet The Robinsons (2007) Starz 9:45 pm John Carpenter's The Eyes Of Laura Mars (1978) Flix 10:00 pm Biography: Ron Howard Bio Channel Crocodile Dundee Cinemax 10:05 pm Dead Presidents (1995) Encore 10:40 pm Shanghai Noon Starz 11:00 PM BRIDE OF CHUCKY SCIFI 12:45/3:45 EST Wild Cargo (1934, Frank Buck brings em back alive) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 AM SILENT PREDATORS SCIFI ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wed 5-7-08: 8:00 am Outer Limits (color eps) inc. SCIFI Noon Outer Limits pilot movie The Sand Kings SCIFI 1:30/4:30 EST The Westerner (Gary Cooper vs. Judge Roy Bean) Turner Classic Movies 3:30/6:30 EST High Noon (1952, Gary Cooper) Turner Classic Movies 5pm/8pm EST From Here To Eternity (1953, Pearl Harbor in December, 1941) Turner Classic Movies 6:20 pm Deep Impact (comet vs. Earth) The Movie Channel 7:00 pm Top Gun (1955 western) HBO Signature 7:10 pm Firewall (2006) More Max 8:00 pm Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999) Encore Dr. Dolittle (1998, Eddie Murphy) Family Channel Grumpier Old Men (Brugess Meredith, Walter Matthau, Jack Lemmon, Ann-Margaret) CMT Striking Distance (1993, Bruce Willis) American Movie Classics 8:05 pm Ratatouille (2007 animated) Starz 8:30 pm South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999 animated) The Movie Channel 9:00 pm The Sentinel (2006, Michael Douglas, Kiefer Sutherland) HBO Signature The Black Dahlia (2006) More Max Children Of The Grave (2007) SCIFI Christina's House (1999) Lifetime 9pm & 1am MonsterQuest: the real King Kong History Channel 9:40 pm Waterworld (Dennis Hopper vs. Kevin Costner) Encore 10:00 pm .45 The Movie Channel 3:00 AM ABERRATION SCIFI 3am/6am EST Modern Times (1936, Charlie Chaplin inside giant machine) Turner Classic Movies ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thurs 5-8-08: 8:00 am Dark Angels eps, and 3 movies @ 7pm SCIFI 11:30/2:30 EST The Buckaneer (Yul Brynner as pirate ship captain in War of 1812) Turner Classic Movies 1:30/4:30 EST Thunder Road (Robert Mitchum vs. mobsters) Turner Classic Movies 3:15/6:15 EST The Entertainer (1960) Turner Classic Movies 5pm/8pm EST Grand Prix (1966, James Garner) Turner Classic Movies 7:00 PM RESIDENT EVIL & RESIDENT EVIL: APOCALYPSE SCIFI 7:15 pm School For Scoundrels (2006) Showtime 7:45 pm What Lies Beneath (2000) Cinemax 8:00 pm 102 Dalmations (Glenn Close returns as Cruella) Disney Channel Smallville & Supernatural (new eps) CW Superman (1978, Christopher Reeve) ION (formerly Pax) Planet Of The Apes (1968, Charlton Heston, Roddy McDowell) American Movie Classics Gone In 60 Seconds (2000) Encore The Fan (1996, DeNiro vs. Wesley Snipes) Showtime #2 8pm & 10:30pm A Knight's Tale (2001, Heath Ledger) TNT 8:30 am Scrubs (the regulars find themselves in an ancient fairy tale) NBC 9:00 pm Hollywoodland (2006) More Max Reign Over Me (2007, set on 9/11) Starz Van Helsing (2004) TBS 10:00 pm The Postman (semi-sequel to Waterworld) Encore Basic Instinct 2 The Movie Channel Penn & Teller's Bull: nukes Showtime 10pm & 2am Tougher In Alaska (new ep) History Channel 10:30 pm king Kong (remake) American Movie Classics 11:00 PM ROUTE 666 (you'll get your kix) SCIFI 1am/4am EST Corvette Summer (1978, Mark Hamill) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 AM SLAYER SCIFI ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri 5/09/2008: 8:00 am Night Stalker eps (not Darren McGavin) SCIFI 9:15/12:15 EST Hitchcock's Torn Curtain (1966, Julie Andrews) Turner Classic Movies 11:30/2:30 EST The Rack (1956, Korean War vet tortured) Turner Classic Movies 5pm/8pm EST Five (1951, 5 survivors of nuclear war, dir: Arch Oboler) Turner Classic Movies 5pm/8pm EST Gentleman's Agreement (1947, repeated twice in a row) FOX Movie Channel 5:45 pm The Good Shepherd (Matt Damon) Cinemax 6:45 pm Tombstone (1993, Kurt Russell at the OK Corral) Encore 6:45/9:45 EST The World, The Flesh & the Devil (1959) Turner Classic Movies 7pm & 9pm Must Love Dogs (2005) Oxygen 7:15 pm Miss Potter Showtime 8:00 pm Ghost Whisperer & Moolight (new eps) CBS Sarah Jane Adventures (new eps) SCIFI Home Alone (1990) FX Channel Man Of The House (2005, Tommy Lee Jones protects house of cheerleaders) Fox National Treasure (2004, Nicholas Cage, Christopher Plummer) USA Network Sahara (2005) TNT The Shaggy Dog (2006, Tim Allen turns into a dog) Disney Channel Troy (2004) American Movie Classics 8:30 pm Epic Movie (2007 sequel to Scary Movie 4) Cinemax 8:30/11:30 EST On The Beach (watching the mushroom clouds from Australia) Turner Classic Movies 9:00 pm 28 Weeks Later (2007) HBO Doctor Who: Planet Of The Ood SCIFI Meet The Robinsons Starz Into The Blue (2005) TBS The Sunshine Boys (Walter Matthau, George Burns) Ion Clear & Present Danger (Harrison Ford, 1994) Bravo Ghost Rider (2007, Nicholas Cage) Encore 9pm & 1am Shockwave (new ep) History Channel 9:30 pm Penn & Teller's Bull: The Boy Scouts Showtime 10:00 pm The Reaping (2007) Cinemax Lucky Number Slevin (2006) The Movie Channel 10:30 pm Bewitched Housewives More Max 11pm/2am EST Reefer Madness (1936) & Marihuana (1936) Turner Classic Movies 1am/4am EST Cocaine Fiends (1938) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 AM REST STOP SCIFI ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sat 5/10/2008: 7am/10am EST The Saint In London (1939) & sequel (1940) Turner Classic Movies 9:00 AM 007 in GoldenEye Spike (TNN) Cobra (Stallone) Cinemax RAPTOR ISLAND SCIFI 9:30/12:30 EST Five Came Back (1939, airline crash survivors are Lost) Turner Classic Movies 11:00 AM CARNOSAUR SCIFI 11am/2pm EST Samson & Delilah (1949, DeMille) Turner Classic Movies 1:00 PM CARNOSAUR 2 SCIFI 1:15/4:15 EST Adv. of Robin Hood (Errol Flynn vs. Basil Rathbone) Turner Classic Movies 2:00 pm The Thomas Crown Affair A&E 2:30 pm Back To The Future 2 Cinemax 3:00 PM CARNOSAUR 3: PRIMAL SPECIES SCIFI Indiana Jones & the Last Crusade USA Network Indiana Jones & the Last Crusade Telemundo Into The Blue TBS Executive Decision (Kurt Russell vs. terrorist hijackers) TNT 4:00 pm Assault On Precinct 13 FX Channel 4:30 pm Back To The Future 3 Cinemax 5:00 PM PTERODACTYL SCIFI 6:00 pm Troy American Movie Classics Indiana Jones & the Temple Of Doom USA Network Indiana Jones & the Temple Of Doom Telemundo 6pm & 2am We Were Soldiers TNT 6:30 pm The Manchurian Candidate (2004) FX Channel My Cousin Vinny (Joe Pesci comedy, Judge: Fred Gwynn) HBO Signature 7:00 PM ROCK MONSTER (2008) SCIFI 7:20 pm Bridge To Terabithia (2007) Encore 7:30 pm John Tucker Must Die (2006) HBO #2 8:00 pm Fantastic 4: Rise Of The Silver Surfer HBO Cast Away (Tom Hanks, marooned with Mr. Wilson) TBS Saving Pvt. Ryan (Tom Hanks) TNT Patriot Games (1992, Harrison Ford vs. terrorist Sean Bean) American Movie Classics The Blair Witch Project (whatever happened to those kids?) Flix Princess Diaries (2001, Julie Andrews) Family Channel 8pm & 12am Dogfights Of The Future (2 hour docu) History Channel 8:30 pm Ghost (1990, Patrick Swayze, Demi Moore) HBO Signature Raiders Of The Lost Ark USA Network Raiders Of The Lost Ark Telemundo 9:00 pm Billy Madison (Adam Sandler vs. Darren McGavin) Encore Hunt For Red October (1990, Sean Connery) "Today we sail into history!" Bravo Miami Vice (2006) More Max The Santa Clause 3 (evil Jack Frost: Martin Short) Starz Snow Dogs (2002) ABC 9pm & 1am AZTEC REX (conquistidors vs T-Rex, 2008) SCIFI 9pm & 12am Saw 3 The Movie Channel 9:15/12:15 EST Human Nature (2001, ape-man discovered) IFC 9:30 pm Romeo Is Bleeding (1994) Flix Braveheart (1995, Mel Gibson) HBO 10:00 pm Transformers Cinemax American Pie Presents The Naked Mile (2006) Comedy Central Lost Highway (1997) Sundance Channel 10pm & 2am Last Stand Of The 300 (what really happened) History Channel 10:30 pm Witness (Harrison Ford as undercover Amish cop) American Movie Classics 10:40 pm Perfect Stranger (Halle Berry) Starz 11:00 PM SABRETOOTH SCIFI 12:00 am Air Force One (Harrison Ford as the President vs. hijackers) TNT 12:30 am See No Evil and Dead Heist Showtime 1:00 AM 007 in GoldenEye Spike (TNN) 2:30 am Bev. Hills Cop 3 (Eddie Murphy) HBO 2:30/5:30 EST shorts: Screen Actors & Moments In Music (both 1950) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 AM RAPTOR (2001) SCIFI Transformers Cinemax 3am/6am EST Lady For A Day (1933, Frank Capra) Turner Classic Movies 3:30 am The Dead Girl Showtime ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sun 5-11-08: 8:30/11:30 EST Bandle Of Joy (Debbie Reynolds, Eddie Fisher) Turner Classic Movies 9:00 am Eureka eps SCIFI 11:45/2:45 EST The Kissing Bandit (1948) Turner Classic Movies 5:00 pm Cast Away (Tim Hanks, 2000) TBS 5:30 pm Awakenings (1990, DeNiro, Robin Williams) American Movie Classics 6:00 pm Cars (2006 animated fantasy) Encore 6:05 pm Breach (2007) Cinemax 6:15 pm 16 Blocks (2006, Bruce Willis) HBO #2 Miss Potter (2006 bio) Showtime #2 7:00 PM HYBRID (2007) SCIFI Die, Mommy, Die! (2003, spoof of 1950s drive-in flicks) Sundance Channel Mary Poppins (1964 colorful fantasy, Julie Andrews) Family Channel Night At The Museum (2006, they're all alive) More Max The Odyssey (1997, Armand Assente) ION (formerly Pax) 7:05 pm Ratatouille (2007) Starz 7:30 pm H20 (new ep) Nickelodeon 8:00 pm The Simpsons (new ep, Glenn Close) FOX An American Crime (2007, set in 1960s) Showtime #2 Legally Blonde (2001) Comedy Central South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999) The Movie Channel Star Wars (1977, 20th-anniversary edition) Spike (TNN) Transformers Cinemax Twister (1996, Joe Bob checked it out) Encore 8pm & 12am Clash Of The Cavemen (Neanderthals vs. Cro-Magnons) History Channel 8pm & 10:30pm I, Robot (2004, Will Smith) FX Channel 8pm & 10:35 Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks) TBS 9:00 PM Evan Almighty (sequel to Bruce Almighty) HBO The Last Castle (2001, Robert Redford sent to military prison) TNT NEVER CRY WEREWOLF (2008, Kevin Sorbo) SCIFI Scary Movie 4 (2006 movies spoof) Starz 9:45 pm Hard Candy (2006, chat-rooms are safe, aren't they?) Showtime #2 10:00 pm Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971, Gene Wilder) Family Channel 10:30 pm Matrix Reloaded Cinemax 3:00 AM LAWNMOWER MAN 2: JOBE'S WAR SCIFI ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mon 5-12-08: 3:00 AM LAWNMOWER MAN 2: JOBE'S WAR SCIFI 6:30 am Troll HBO 8:00 am Jake 2.0 SCIFI 9:30 am Back To The Future HBO 3pm/6pm EST The African Queen (Bogart vs. WW1 German gunboat) Turner Classic Movies 5pm/8pm EST Hitchcock's The 39 Steps (1935) Turner Classic Movies 6:00 pm Black Knight (2001) FX Channel Murder By The Numbers American Movie Classics 6:30 pm Warriors Of Terra The Movie Channel 6:45 pm Ghost (Patrick Swayze, Demi Moore) HBO Signature 8:00 pm Galaxy Quest (Sigourney Weaver, Tim Allen, Star Trek spoof) Cinemax A Fish Called Wanda (1988, Michael Palin, John Cleese, Jamie Lee Curtis) TV-Land Jules Verne's Around The World In 80 Days (2004, Jackie Chan) Disney Channel League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003, Sean Connery, Captain Nemo, Vampira) FX Channel Stephen King's Misery (Kathy Bates, James Caan) WE Terminator 2: Judgement Day "Come with me if you want to live!" American Movie Classics 8:15/11:15 EST A Slight Case Of Murder (1938, Edward G. Robinson comedy) Turner Classic Movies 9:00 pm Quantum Leap (Mon-Wed) ION 9pm & 1am Cities Of The Underworld: Al Capone's Chicago History Channel 9:31 pm Samantha Who? (new ep) ABC 10:00 pm Medium (new ep) NBC Transformers Cinemax 10:30 pm Stephen King's Misery (1990) WE 11:00 pm Gladiator HBO Navy Seals American Movie Classics 11:30 pm 8 Heads in a Dufflebag (Joe Pesci comedy) The Movie Channel 12am & 4am Shanghai Knights (Jackie Chan) TBS 1:00 am The 9th Gate (1999) Bravo 1:30 am The Blue Max (George Peppard as WW1 ace pilot) American Movie Classics Teenage Caveman Cinemax 2:00 am The Detonator (2006) USA Network Coming To America (Eddie Murphy as African prince, James Earl Jones as dad) HBO 3:00 am Bandidas (2006) Cinemax 5:00 am The Lodger Cinemax Fatal Instinct Showtime 6:00 am Cocoon and Cocoon 2: The Return American Movie Classics ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tue 5-13-08: 8:00 am Stargate eps all day, wrestling @ 10pm SCIFI 9:00 am Evan Almighty HBO 11:00 am The Blue Max and Navy SEALs American Movie Classics 2:00 pm The Astronaut Farmer HBO 5:00 pm Terminator 2: Judgement Day American Movie Classics The League of Extra-Ordinary Gentlemen FX Channel Lake Placid Cinemax 6:00 pm Judge Dredd (Stallone as judge, jury, executioner) The Movie Channel 6:30 pm The Truman Show Showtime 8:00 pm Missing In Action (1984, Chuck Norris) American Movie Classics Evan Almighty (2007 sequel to Bruce Almighty) HBO 8pm & 10:30pm Hellboy (2004) FX Channel 9:00 pm Reaper (new ep) CW 9pm/12am EST Commando (Schwarzenegger) FOX Movie Channel 9:45 pm The Astronaut Farmer (2006) HBO 10:15 pm Missing In Action 2 American Movie Classics 10:30/1:30 EST Jezebel (1938, Bette Davis) Turner Classic Movies 11:00 PM BEAST OF BRAY ROAD, THE SCIFI 11:30 pm 28 Weeks Later HBO Midnight Gothika (2003) TBS Missing In Action 3 American Movie Classics 1:00 am The Brothers Grimm USA Network 3:00 AM PUMPKINHEAD II: BLOOD WINGS SCIFI 3am/6am EST All-American Co-ed (1941, boy wears dress to attend girls college) Turner Classic Movies 4:00 am Snakes On A Plane HBO The Others TBS 6:00 am An Inconvenient Truth Showtime ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wed 5-14-08: 8:00 am Threshold eps marathon SCIFI 8:15 am French Connection 2 (1975) American Movie Classics 11:30/2:30 EST Miracle of Morgan's Creek (1944 comedy) Turner Classic Movies 12:20 pm The Mesmerist The Movie Channel 1:30 pm Missing In Action and Missing In Action 2 American Movie Classics 4:00 pm Crocodile Dundee Cinemax 5pm/8pm EST The Tender Trap (1955, Debbie Reynolds) Turner Classic Movies 5:30 pm The Omen Cinemax 6:00 pm Missing In Action 3 American Movie Classics 6:30 pm Rocky Balboa (Stallone) Showtime #2 7:30 pm Blood Diamond (2006) Cinemax 8:00 pm Billy Madison (Adam Sandler, Darren McGavin) Encore Number 23 (2007) HBO U.S. Marshalls (Tommy Lee Jones sequel to The Fugitive) American Movie Classics 8pm & 12am Modern Marvels profiles Tesla (1856-1943) History Channel 9pm & 1am MonsterQuest: the creature of Lake Champlain History Channel 9:00 pm Apocalypto (2006, dir: Mel Gibson) Starz 9:35 pm Tombstone (Kurt Russell at the OK Corral) Encore 10:00 pm Transformers Cinemax Hollow Man 2 The Movie Channel 10pm & 2am UFO Hunters: underwater History Channel 11:00 PM Shaft TNT BOO SCIFI 1:00 am The Seven-Ups (1974) American Movie Classics The Dead Girl Showtime The Man Who Fell To Earth The Movie Channel 3:00 AM PYTHONS 2 SCIFI Dead Man On Campus TBS 3:15/6:15 EST Dirty Dingus Magee (1970 comedy, George Kennedy) Turner Classic Movies 5:30/8:30 EST Citizen Kane (1941, Orson Welles) "Rosebud" Turner Classic Movies ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thurs 5-15-08: 7:45/10:45 EST Journey Into Fear (1942, Orson Welles) Turner Classic Movies 8:00 am John Doe SCIFI The French Connection (1971) American Movie Classics 9am/12pm EST Shadow Of A Doubt (1943, Hitchcock) Turner Classic Movies 9:45 am Eragon Cinemax 11am/2pm EST Duel In The Sun (1946, Jennifer Jones) Turner Classic Movies 12:15 pm The Octogon (1980) American Movie Classics 1:00 pm Fantastic 4 HBO 1:30/4:30 EST The Farmer's Daughter (1947) Turner Classic Movies 2:30 pm Witness (Harrison Ford) American Movie Classics 2:45 pm My Super Ex-girlfriend HBO 3:15/6:15 EST Portrait Of Jennie (1948, artist paints ghost Jennifer Jones) Turner Classic Movies 4:30 pm Wagons East! Comedy Central 5:00 pm U.S. Marshalls American Movie Classics 7:00 PM BLOODRAYNE (2006) SCIFI 7:20 pm Meet The Robinsons (2007) Starz 8:00 pm Die Hard (Bruce Willis vs. terrorists) American Movie Classics Alien followed by Aliens (Alien 2) Encore House Of Wax (2005) FX Channel Saw 3 The Movie Channel Smallville (new ep) CW (formerly WB) Terminator MyNetworkTV (formerly UPN) 8pm & 10:30 Entrapment (Sean Connery, Catherine Zeta-Jones) WE 9:00 PM BLOODRAYNE 2: DELIVERANCE SCIFI Austin Powers: Internat. Man Of Mystery (Mike Myers, Carrie Fisher) TBS The Mummy (1999) Starz 9pm/12am EST Capricorn One (NASA fakes manned landing & hunts down witnesses) Turner Classic Movies 10:00 pm Penn & Teller's Bull goes mental Showtime Silence Of The Lambs (1991, Anthony Hopkins) TNT Urban Legends 2: Bloody Mary The Movie Channel 10:30 pm House Of Wax (2005) FX Channel 11:00 PM PAINKILLER JANE SCIFI 11:15/2:15 EST The Boys From Brazil (mad doctor Gregory Peck clones Hitler) Turner Classic Movies 12am & 4am Zoolander (2001) TBS 12:30 am The Guns Of Naverone (1961, Gregory Peck) American Movie Classics 1:00 am Mother, May I Sleep With Danger? Oxygen 1:30/4:30 EST The Wind & the Lion (Sean Connery as Arab warlord) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 AM DEATH VALLEY: THE REVENGE OF BLOODY BILL SCIFI Braveheart (Mel Gibson) HBO ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri 5-16-08: 7:30 am Final Destination 3 Cinemax 8:00 am Firefly eps marathon SCIFI Wagons East (John Candy leads discouraged wagon train back home) Comedy Central 9:15 am The Guns Of Naverone (1961, set in WW2) American Movie Classics 9:30 am Caffeine and Love Stinks The Movie Channel 11:00 am Back To The Future (Christopher Lloyd, Michael J. Fox) HBO 12:00 pm Shadow Man (2006) USA Network 12:45 pm Force 10 From Naverone (1978, Harrison Ford) American Movie Classics 1:00 pm Fire In The Sky (James Garner investigates alien abduction) Cinemax 3:00 pm Borat Cinemax 3:15 pm Sniper American Movie Classics 4:45 pm 007 in Casino Royale (2006) Showtime 5:00 pm Die Hard American Movie Classics Stephen King's The Green Mile Showtime #2 6:00 pm The Sum Of All Fears FX Channel 7:00 pm Gone in 60 Seconds (2000) Encore 7:15 pm Rocky Balboa (Stallone, 2006) Showtime 7:20 pm The Santa Clause 3 (Tim Allen, Robert Short as evil Jack Frost) Starz 8:00 pm High School Musical 2 (2007) Disney Channel Ghost Whisperer & Moonlight (new eps, last of season) CBS Dirty Dancing (1987, Patrick Swayze, Jennifer Grey, Jerry Orbach) Flix ET: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982, Spielberg) Nickelodeon In The Line Of Fire (Clint Eastwood vs. JFK second gunman) American Movie Classics Sarah Jane Adv: Whatever Happened To Sarah Jane (part 2) SCIFI 8pm & 10:15pm Signs (2002, Mel Gibson investigates crop circles) TNT 8pm & 10:30 Bulletproof Monk (2003) FX Channel 8:15 pm An American Crime (2007) Showtime #2 8:15/11:15 EST The Defiant Ones (black man & white bigot on the run tied together) Turner Classic Movies followed by Private Screenings: Tony Curtis interview Turner Classic Movies 8:30 pm Sarah Jane Adv: The Lost Boy (part 1) SCIFI 9:00 pm The Good Witch (2008) Hallmark (formerly Odyssey) Ghost Rider (2007) Starz The Sopranos HBO #2 9pm & 11pm Doctor Who: The Sontaran Stratagem (part 1 of 2) SCIFI 9pm & 1am Shockwave (new ep) History Channel 10pm & 2am Battle 360 (the USS Enterprise on 12/7/41) History Channel 10:00 pm X-Men: The Last Stand (2006) HBO #2 A Fish Called Wanda (1988) TV-Land 10:30 pm Firefox (Clint Eastwood steals the 1st hypersonic fighter plane) American Movie Classics 10:40 pm Deja Vu Encore 11pm/2am EST Count Yorga, Vampire (1970) Turner Classic Movies 12:45/3:45 EST The Hunger (1983, female vampire) Turner Classic Movies 1:30 am Borat Cinemax 2:30 am Rocky Balboa Showtime 3:00 AM SPECIES III SCIFI The Graveyard (2006) The Movie Channel 5am/8am EST The People That Time Forgot (1977) Turner Classic Movies 6:00 am Armistad (1997, Morgan Freeman) TNT ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sat 5/17/08: 7am/10am EST The Saint Takes Over (1940, George Sanders) Turner Classic Movies followed by The Saint In Palm Springs (1941, stamps murder) Turner Classic Movies 8:00 am Look Who's Talking Now (a past Monstervision feature) Oxygen Silver Streak (Richard Pryor, Gene Wilder, Patrick McGoohan) Cinemax The Cell Bravo Star Trek InsurrectionM Showtime 9:00 AM 007 in The World Is Not Enough (1999) Spike (TNN) PROPHECY: THE FORSAKEN SCIFI 9:30 am Tremors (1990) HBO 9:30/12:30 EST Commanche (1956, frontier scout tries to prevent Indian war) Turner Classic Movies 10:00 am 10.5 the Big One USA Network The Parent Trap Hallmark 10:30 AM Bandits Comedy Central LAWNMOWER MAN, THE SCIFI 11:00 am Hang Em High American Movie Classics 11am/2pm EST Support Your Local Gunfighter (western spoof, James Garner) Turner Classic Movies followed by Operation Petticoat (WW2 comedy, Cary Grant commands a pink submarine) TCM 11:30 pm Evan Almighty HBO Noon Agent Cody Banks and Agent Cody Banks 2 Family Channel ET: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982, Spielberg) Nickelodeon 1:00 pm The X-Files movie (1998) MyNetworkTV (formerly UPN) 1:30 PM TIMELINE SCIFI 1:30pm & 2am The Good, The Bad & the Ugly (Clint Eastwood) American Movie Classics 2:30 pm Spy Kids 3 Telemundo 3:00 pm Ghost Busters 2 Spike (TNN) Single White Female 2 Lifetime The Sum Of All Fears FX Channel 3pm/6pm EST Juggernaut (1974, time bombs on an oceanliner, Anthony Hopkins) TCM 4:00 PM RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK SCIFI Jurassic Park 3 Telemundo My Favorite Martian (Christopher Lloyd, Ray Walston) TV-Land 5:00 pm Alien Vs. Predator MyNetworkTV 6:00 pm Exit Wounds TNT Elektra (2005) FX Channel A Fish Called Wanda TV-Land Ghostbusters Spike (TNN) Overboard (Kurt Russell, Goldie Hawn, Roddy McDowell) Oxygen Sky High (Kurt Russell as superhero dad. Lynda Carter) Family Channel 6:30 pm INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM SCIFI Pirates Of The Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest Starz followed by Pirates Of The Caribbean 3: At Worlds End (2007) Starz 6:45 pm Deja Vu (2006) Encore Batman Returns (1992) HBO #2 7pm/10pm EST The 7th Voyage Of Sinbad (1958, Ray Harryhausen) Turner Classic Movies 7pm & 11pm Scary Movie (spoof of 2000 horror films) Comedy Central 8:00 pm Hitch (2005, Will Smith comedy) ABC The Core (2003, unintentionally funny sci-fi) FX Channel Evan Almighty (2007) HBO The Parent Trap (1998, Lindsay Lohan) Family Channel Planes, Trains & Automobiles (John Candy, Steve Martin) Spike (TNN) Rush Hour (Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker) MyNetworkTV (formerly UPN) Rush Hour 2 (Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker, John Lone) TNT Stephen King's The Green Mile (1999) Flix 8pm & 12am Last Days On Earth (2 hour docu) History Channel 8:15/11:15 EST Twin Peaks: Firewalk With Me (1992, David Lynch) IFC 8:30 pm Lake Placid (1999, Bill Pullman, Bridget Fonda) Cinemax 8:45/11:45 EST 7 Men From Now (1956, sheriff hunts down wife's murderers) TCM 9:00 pm The Faculty (1998) Encore INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST CRUSADE SCIFI 9pm & 11:30pm The Gate (a past Monstervision feature, demons in the backyard) The Movie Channel 10:00 pm You Kill Me (2007) Cinemax 10pm & 2am Meteors: Fire in the Sky History Channel 10:15/1:15 EST Raiders Of The 7 Seas (1953, Lon Chaney) Turner Classic Movies 10:30 pm Masters Of Horror: Sounds Like The Movie Channel 11:00 pm Nutty Professor 2 Family Channel 12:00 AM TIMELINE SCIFI Snakes On A Plane HBO 12am/3am EST The 7 Samurai (1954, Kurosawa) Turner Classic Movies 12:30 am Lethal Weapon TBS 1am/4am EST Virus WGN 2:00 am You Kill Me Cinemax Planes, Trains & Automobiles (John Candy, Steve Martin) Spike (TNN) 2:30 AM Rising Sun (Sean Connery vs. killer in a Japanese corporation) HBO TREMORS 4: THE LEGEND BEGINS (prequel) SCIFI 3:30 am Psycho 2 (Norman Bates is released) Cinemax 4:30 AM PROPHECY: THE FORSAKEN SCIFI Perfect Creature HBO ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sun 5-18-08: 7am/10am EST Born Yesterday (1950, Judy Holliday) Turner Classic Movies 9:00 AM MERLIN (4 hour) SCIFI 9am/12pm EST The Unsinkable Molly Brown (Debbie Reynolds on the Titanic) Turner Classic Movies 11:15/2:15 EST The Party (1968, Peter Sellers) Turner Classic Movies followed by Boeing Boeing (1965, Tony Curtis, Jerry Lewis) Turner Classic Movies 1:00 PM RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK SCIFI 3pm/6pm EST The Mating Game (1959, Debbie Reynolds, Tony Randall) Turner Classic Movies 3:30 PM INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM SCIFI 5:00 pm The Core (2003) FX Channel Ghost (Patrick Swayze, Demi Moore) HBO 5:30 pm Patriot Games (1992, Harrison Ford) American Movie Classics Casino Royale (2006) Showtime #2 Napoleon Dynamite Comedy Central 6:00 PM INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST CRUSADE (1989) SCIFI Austin Powers (2002) TBS Free Enterprise (William Shatner meets his fans) Flix 6:10 pm Volcano (Tommy Lee Jones vs. lava in downtown L.A.) Encore Pirates Of The Caribbean 3: At World's End (2007) Starz 6:45 pm Another 48 Hours (1990, Nick Nolte) Cinemax Tombstone (Kurt Russell at the OK Corral) Showtime 7:00 pm The Devil Wears Prada (2006) HBO Signature The Fast & the Furious (2001) USA Network Titanic (1996, Capt: George C. Scott) ION (formerly Pax) 7pm & 9:30pm The Incredibles (2004) Family Channel 7:15 pm Accepts (2006, college rejects create phony college) HBO 8:00 pm The Simpsons (new ep, Last of season) FOX The Astronaut Farmer (2006) HBO #2 Click (2006) Encore Double Impact (1991, Jean-Claude Van Damme as twins) The Movie Channel Rocky Balboa (Stallone, 2006) Showtime #2 The Secret Of Roan Inish (1994, fantasy) Flix Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back (1980, 20th anniversary edition) Spike (TNN) 8pm & 12am Indiana Jones & the Ultimate Quest (2 hour docu) History Channel 8pm & 10:30pm SWAT (2003) FX Channel 8pm & 10:30pm School Of Rock (2003, Jack Black) TBS 8:30 pm You Kill Me (2007) Cinemax 9:00 pm Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior (2006) Disney Channel Knocked Up (2007) HBO Mystery Of The Crystal Skulls (2 hour docu) SCIFI The Pacifier (2005, Vin Diesel as a Navy SEAL) USA Network 9:45 pm School For Scoundrels (2006) Showtime #2 9:50 pm Little Man (2006, Wayans as a midget thief) Encore 10:00 pm Evan Almighty (2007) HBO #2 Lucky Number Slevin The Movie Channel 10pm & 2am The Sopranos ep A&E 10:30 pm Gladiator HBO Signature 11pm/2am EST The Joker Is Wild (1957, gangsters attack a singer) Turner Classic Movies 12:00 am Armageddon (headed for Earth) Telemundo The Reaping (2007) Cinemax Patriot Games (1992, Harrison Ford) American Movie Classics 1:15/4:15 EST Double Dynamite (1951, Groucho Marx, Frank Sinatra) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 AM FRANKENSTEIN REBORN SCIFI Psycho 3 Cinemax 3:15/6:15 EST The Gang's All Here (1941) Turner Classic Movies 5:00 am The Mesmerist The Movie Channel 6:00 am The Titanic (1953) American Movie Classics 6:30 am Popeye (1980, Robin Williams, Shelley Duvall) Cinemax ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mon 5-19-08: 8:00 AM Memorial Day Movie Marathon all week: SOMETIMES THEY COME BACK AGAIN SCIFI 9:30/12:30 EST Here Comes Trouble (1948) Turner Classic Movies 10:00 AM SOMETIMES THEY COME BACK... FOR MORE SCIFI 10:30/1:30 EST Here Comes Kelly (1943, dir: William Beaudine) Turner Classic Movies 11:45/2:45 EST There Goes Kelly (1945) Turner Classic Movies 12:00 PM EARTH VS SPIDER SCIFI 12:45 pm Navy SEALs American Movie Classics 2:00 PM MAXIMUM VELOCITY SCIFI 2:30 pm Eragon Cinemax 6:00 pm Patriot Games American Movie Classics 7:00 pm Money Train More Max The Bone Collector (1999) Starz 7pm & 9pm Overboard (1987 comedy, Kurt Russell, Goldie Hawn, Roddy McDowell) Oxygen 8:00 pm Bones (new ep, last of season) FOX Crank (2006) The Movie Channel 8pm & 1:30am The Magnificent Seven (Bronson, Coburn, Yul Brynner, Steve McQueen) American Movie Classics 8pm & 12am Intervention: Heroin A&E 8pm & 12am Star Wars Tech History Channel 8:30/11:30 EST Roman Holiday (1953, Gregory Peck, Audrey Hepburn) Turner Classic Movies 9:00 pm 007 in The World Is Not Enough (1999) Spike (TNN) Quantum Leap (Mon-Wed) ION Ratatouille (2007, animated) Starz Bev. Hills Cop 2 Bravo 9pm & 1am Hillbillies: The Real Story (host Billy Ray Cyrus) History Channel 9:30 pm The Faculty (1998) The Movie Channel 1:00 am The Golden Child Bravo 2:30/5:30 EST shorts: Screen Actors and Moments In Music (1950) Turner Classic Movies 5am/8am EST The Mortal Storm (1940) Turner Classic Movies ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tue 5/20/08: 8:00 AM PUPPET MASTER VS. DEMONIC TOYS SCIFI 10:00 AM Roger Corman's NOT OF THIS EARTH SCIFI 12:00 PM HOUSE OF THE DEAD SCIFI 12:30 pm Borat Cinemax 12:30/3:30 EST Hitchcock's The Man Who Knew Too Much (1956, Jimmy Stewart) Turner Classic Movies 2:00 PM HOUSE OF THE DEAD 2 SCIFI 2:15 pm Star Trek Insurrection Showtime 2:45/5:45 EST Hitchcock's Vertigo (good to the last drop) Turner Classic Movies 3:30 pm Limbo (1999) Cinemax 5pm/8pm EST Hitchcock's Rear Window (Jimmy Stewart, Raymond Burr) Turner Classic Movies 7:15 pm The Reaping (2007) More Max 8:00 pm NCIS (new ep, last of season) CBS Billy Madison (1995, Darren McGavin, Adam Sandler) Encore Mystery Of The Crystal Skulls (2 hour docu) SCIFI The People Next Door (1996) Lifetime Movie Network Saw 3 (2006) The Movie Channel Snake Eyes (1998, Nicolas Cage) Flix 8pm & 10pm Phone Booth (2002) FX Channel 8:15 pm An American Crime (2007) Showtime 9:00 pm Reaper (new ep, the demons try to trap Sam) CW Pirates Of The Caribbean 3: At World's End Starz You Kill Me (2007 comedy, alcoholic hitman joins AA) More Max 9pm & 1am Gangland (new ep) History Channel 9:15/12:15 EST Anatomy Of A Murder (1959, Jimmy Stewart) Turner Classic Movies 9:20 pm Absolutely Fabulous ep BBC America 9:30 pm Gone In 60 Seconds Encore 9:45 pm The Executioner (1978, hired killer vs. Japanese druglords) Flix 10:00 pm Shark (new ep, Killer Wayne escapes) CBS Epic Movie (spoof of 2007 movies) Cinemax South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999) The Movie Channel You Belong To Me (2008) Lifetime Movie Network 11:00 PM ABOMINABLE (remake of Peter Cushing's Abominable Snowman) SCIFI 12:00 am Out Of Time (2003) TBS Die Hard 2 HBO 12am/3am EST Mr. Smith Goes To Washington (Jimmy Stewart) Turner Classic Movies 2:15/5:15 EST Harvey (Jimmy Stewart's invisible 6' tall rabbit) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 AM MOSQUITO (remake of Skeeter) SCIFI ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wed 5/21/08: 8:00 AM CENTIPEDE! SCIFI 10:00 AM CROCODILE 2: DEATH ROLL SCIFI 12:00 PM DOG SOLDIERS (the Army vs. werewolves in Scotland) SCIFI The Gate The Movie Channel 12:15 pm Hang Em High American Movie Classics 12:30 pm Back To The Future HBO 2:00 PM FRANKENFISH SCIFI 2pm/5pm EST Hide-Out (1934, farmers try to reform crook) Turner Classic Movies 2:05 pm Pan's Labyrinth Cinemax 2:30 pm Fantastic 4 HBO 4:00 pm Ghost HBO 5:45 pm Casino Royale (2006) Showtime #2 6pm/9pm EST Rollerball WGN 6:45 pm The Crucible (1996, Winona Ryder, Salem Witch Trials) HBO Signature Lethal Weapon 4 HBO #2 7:00 pm Godzilla (1998) Family Channel 7pm/10pm EST Alien FOX Movie Channel 7:20 pm Meet The Robinsons (2007) Starz 7:30 pm The Shining (1980, Jack Nicholas) Cinemax 8:00 pm Secrets Of The Dead: Nazi scientists PBS Evan Almighty HBO National Treasure (2004, Nicholas Cage) USA Network Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines FX Channel Volcano (Tommy Lee Jones vs. lava in downtown L.A.) Encore 8:15 pm An American Crime (2007) Showtime #2 9:00 pm Turistas (2006) HBO Signature Road Trip (2000) More Max Scary Movie 4 (2006) Starz 9pm & 1am MonsterQuest: Bigfoot History Channel 9:15/12:15 EST Robin & the 7 Hoods (1964, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis) Turner Classic Movies 9:45 pm Hideous Kinky (1999) Flix My Super Ex-Girlfriend HBO 10:00 pm The Gate (1987, demon portal in the backyard) The Movie Channel Fight Club (1999) HBO #2 Passenger 57 (1992) TNT You Kill Me (2007 comedy, alcoholic hitman joins AA) Cinemax 10:30 pm Ghost Rider (Nicholas Cage, based on the Marvel character) Starz 10:40 pm Thrills Feature Film 1 More Max 11:00 PM HAUNTED PRISON SCIFI 12:30 am Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000) Starz 1:00 am Look Who's Talking Now Oxygen Batman & Robin (1997) TBS 3:00 AM PSYCHO (1998) SCIFI 3:30 am Anaconda TBS 6:45 am Enemy Mine (1985) American Movie Classics Casino Royale Showtime ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thurs 5/22/08: 7:00 am The Return Of Maxwell Smart HBO 8:00 AM SHE CREATURE (a really nasty mermaid) SCIFI 9:00 am Beneath The Planet Of The Apes American Movie Classics 9:30 am Astronaut Farmer HBO 10:00 AM SPIDERS 2 SCIFI Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines FX Channel 11:00 am Judge Dredd The Movie Channel The Lost World American Movie Classics 12:00 PM DARKLIGHT SCIFI 1:00 pm National Treasure (2004) USA Network 1:15 pm The Thing (1982, Kurt Russell) American Movie Classics 2:00 PM CERBERUS SCIFI 3:30 pm Day The Earth Stood Still American Movie Classics 5pm/8pm EST Jaws (1975) Turner Classic Movies 5:30 pm Planet Of The Apes American Movie Classics 6:30 pm Casino Royale (2006) Showtime 7:00 PM FROM DUSK TILL DAWN 2: TEXAS BLOOD MONEY SCIFI Biography: Spielberg Biography Channel 7pm/10pm EST Romancing The Stone FOX Movie Channel 7:15/10:15 EST Spielberg on Spielberg (bio/interview) Turner Classic Movies 7:15 pm The Astronaut Farmer HBO The Lake House (2006) HBO Signature Slither (2006) More Max 7:30 pm Transformers (2007) Cinemax 8:00 pm Blade Runner (1982, Harrison Ford) ION (formerly Pax) The Guardian (2006) Encore Heat (1995, Pacino vs. DeNiro) TNT Jurassic Park American Movie Classics Smart House (1999, Katey Sagal will keep you safe inside...forever) Disney Channel Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971, Gene Wilder) Family Channel 8pm & 10:30pm The Butterfly Effect (2004, time travel) FX Channel 9:00 PM FROM DUSK TILL DAWN 3: HANGMAN'S DAUGHTER SCIFI The Devil Wears Prada (2006) HBO The Santa Clause 3: Escape Clause (Martin Short as evil Jack Frost) Starz 9pm/12am EST Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind (1977) Turner Classic Movies 9pm/12am EST Black Widow (1987) FOX Movie Channel 10:00 pm Penn & Teller's Bull: Hair Showtime 10:20 pm The Faculty Encore 10:30 pm King Kong American Movie Classics 10:35 pm Stranger Than Fiction Starz 11:00 PM JOHN CARPENTER PRESENTS VAMPIRES: LOS MUERTOS SCIFI 11:30/2:30 EST Spielberg on Spielberg (bio/interview) Turner Classic Movies 1am/4am EST 1941 (Spielberg comedy, John Belushi) Turner Classic Movies 1:30 am Planet Of The Apes (1968, Charlton Heston) American Movie Classics Gladiator HBO 3:00 AM CLIVE BARKER'S THE PLAGUE (2006) SCIFI 4:00 am Conquest of the Planet of the Apes American Movie Classics Double Impact The Movie Channel ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri 5/23/2008 8:00 am Deep Impact The Movie Channel 8:15/11:15 EST Tear Gas Squad (1940) Turner Classic Movies 9:00 AM MAGMA: VOLCANIC DISASTER SCIFI 9:45/12:45 EST Neptune's Daughter (1949, Esther Williams, Ricardo Montalban) Turner Classic Movies 10:00 am Hollow Man FX Channel 11:00 AM VOLCANO: NATURE UNLEASHED SCIFI Fri 5/23/2008 11:45 am WarGames (computer wants to launch WW3) American Movie Classics 12:00 pm Star Trek Insurrection Showtime 1:00 PM INFERNO SCIFI 1:30 pm Hitcher Cinemax 2:15 pm King Kong (1976) "When monkey die, everbody cry" American Movie Classics 3:00 PM DISASTER ZONE: VOLCANO IN NEW YORK SCIFI 3pm/6pm EST Suddenly, Last Summer (1959, she knows what you saw) Turner Classic Movies 4:05 pm Deep Impact The Movie Channel 4:30 pm Cobra (Stallone) Cinemax 5:00 PM MELTDOWN: DAYS OF DESTRUCTION SCIFI Jurassic Park American Movie Classics 5pm/8pm EST How To Murder Your Wife (1965, cartoonist fantasizes) Turner Classic Movies 6:00 pm Strange Days Cinemax 6pm & 9pm John Grisham's The Firm (1993) Oxygen 6:30 pm Ticker The Movie Channel 6:45 pm V for Vendetta (2006) More Max 7:00 PM SOLAR ATTACK (2005) SCIFI Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde (remake) ION 7:15/10:15 EST The Out-Of-Towners (1969, Jack Lemmon tries to escape from N.Y.) Turner Classic Movies 7:30 pm Charlie & the Chocolate Factory (2005 remake) Family Channel Billy Madison (1995) Encore 7:30/10:30 EST The King & I (1956, Yul Brynner) FOX Movie Channel 8:00 pm The Karate Kid (1984) American Movie Classics The Blair Witch Project (1999) Flix Braveheart (1995, Mel Gibson) HBO Flags Of Our Fathers (dir: Clint Eastwood) HBO #2 8pm & 10:10pm Holes (2003, Sigourney Weaver as the warden) Disney Channel 8:15 pm Rocky Balboa (2006, Stallone) Showtime #2 8:30 pm The Hitcher (2007) Cinemax 8:30/11:30 EST Witchblade (new ep, Japanese animation) IFC 9:00 PM SCORCHER (2002) SCIFI Evan Almighty (2007) HBO Signature Pirates Of The Caribbean 3: At World's End (2007) Starz 9pm & 1am Shockwave (new ep) History Channel 9pm/12am EST The Odd Couple (Jack Lemmon, Walter Matthau) Turner Classic Movies 9:30 pm The Dolls (1986) Encore Penn & Teller's Bull: The death penalty Showtime 9:45 pm Torque (2004) TNT 10:00 pm What Lies Beneath (2000) Cinemax 10pm & 2am Battle 360 (USS Enterprise in WW2 battle of Midway) History Channel 10pm/1am EST The King & I (1956, Yul Brynner) FOX Movie Channel 10:30 pm Dracula 2000 American Movie Classics Poseidon HBO #2 11:00 PM FIRE SERPENT SCIFI Halloween (Jamie Lee Curtis, 1978) American Movie Classics 11pm/2am EST Sugar Hill (1974, voodoo army of zombies) Turner Classic Movies followed by J.D.'s Revenge (1976) Turner Classic Movies 11:30 pm 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag (Joe Pesci comedy) The Movie Channel 12:30 am Halloween (Jamie Lee Curtis, 1978) American Movie Classics From Dusk Till Dawn Showtime 1:00 AM FIRE: NATURE UNLEASHED SCIFI 2:00 am Urban Legends The Movie Channel 2:30 am Omen 3 American Movie Classics 2:30/5:30 EST shorts: Screen Actors & Moments In Music (1950) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 AM EPICENTER SCIFI 3am/6am EST Resisting Enemy Interrogation (US Army, 1944) Turner Classic Movies 4:00 am What About Bob? (Bill Murray vs. Richard Dreyfuss) TBS 4:15/7:15 EST 36 Hours (James Garner captured by Nazis) Turner Classic Movies 6:00 am Bond Girls Forever American Movie Classics 6:15/9:15 EST The Dirty Dozen (1967, Bronson, Lee Marvin) Turner Classic Movies 6:30 am The Mists Of Avalon (2001) TNT ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sat 5/24/08 7:00 am When Legends Die American Movie Classics 8am & 4pm Fantastic 4 HBO 9:00 am Windtalkers (2002) Spike (TNN) 9am/12pm EST Kelly's Heroes (WW2 comedy, Clint Eastwood, Donald Sutherland) Turner Classic Movies 9:30 AM DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: WRATH OF THE DRAGON GOD SCIFI The Astronaut Farmer HBO 10:00 am Alien vs. Predator FX Channel 11:30/2:30 EST Where Eagles Dare (1969, WW2 action) Turner Classic Movies 12:00 PM INTERCEPTOR FORCE 2 SCIFI The X-Files Movie (1998) FX Channel 12pm/3pm EST Flubber (1997) WGN 12:30pm & 4am Being John Malkovich (dark fantasy) The Movie Channel 12:55 pm Groundhog Day (Bill Murray, Andie MacDowell) TBS 1:00 pm Sphere (1998) A&E The Reaping Cinemax 1:30 pm The Borrowers (fantasy, John Goodman) Family Channel 2:00 PM H.G. WELLS' WAR OF THE WORLDS SCIFI 2:30 pm King Arthur FX Channel 3:30 pm Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (Gene Wilder) Family Channel Undercover Brother Comedy Central 4:00 PM PITCH BLACK SCIFI Alien Resurrection A&E Fantastic 4 HBO Kill Bill Vol. 1 Telemundo The Truman Show Showtime 4pm & 2am Death Wish (1974, Bronson) & Death Wish 2 American Movie Classics 5:30 pm Charlie & the Chocolate Factory (remake) Family Channel 6:00 pm The Godfather 3 (1990, Pacino) More Max 6:30 PM STAR TREK: FIRST CONTACT SCIFI Galaxy Quest (Star Trek spoof, Sigourney Weaver, Tim Allen) Cinemax 7:00 pm Space Rangers (1993) marathon ION Blood Monkey (2007) SCIFI Garfield (CGI animated/live action) Telemundo Sniper 3 Spike (TNN) 7:05 pm Ghost Rider (2007, Nicholas Cage) Encore 7:15 pm Snake Eyes (1998) The Movie Channel 7:20 pm Next (2007) Starz 7:30 pm Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again (2004) Comedy Central 7:45/10:45 EST The Prophecy (1995, angels vs. demons, Christopher Walken) IFC followed by Henry: Portrait Of A Killer (1989) IFC 8:00 pm Death Wish 3 (Bronson) American Movie Classics Clear & Present Danger (1994, Harrison Ford) Bravo Final Approach (2008, Dean Cain) Hallmark Channel 300 (2007, Gerard Butler) HBO 6 Degrees Of Separation (1993, Will Smith) Flix League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003, Sean Connery, Capt. Nemo, Vampira) FX Channel Titanic (1997) TBS 8pm & 12am Quest For The Lost Ark (2 hour docu) History Channel 8pm, 10pm, 12am & 2am Under Seige (1992, Steven Seagal) A&E 8pm/11pm EST Independence Day (1996, Will Smith vs. UFO invasion) Fox Movie Channel 8pm/11pm EST Breaker Morant (1980, Edward Woodward) Turner Classic Movies 8:15 pm The Reaping (2007) Cinemax 9:00 PM RUSSELL MULCAHY'S TALE OF THE MUMMY (1999) SCIFI Adv. of Sharkboy & Lavagirl (2005) Disney Channel Bewitched (2005, Will Ferrell, Nicole Kidman, Michael Caine) TNT Cube 2 (2002) The Movie Channel Death Wish 4 & 5 American Movie Classics First Blood (1982, Stallone) Spike (TNN) Just My Luck (2006) HBO Signature The Kid (Bruce Willis is visited by himself as an 8-year-old) Encore Redline (2007) Starz Transformers (2007) More Max 9:30 pm 007 in Casino Royale (2006) Showtime #2 10:00 pm Disturbia (2007) Cinemax Knocked Up (2007) HBO Super Troopers (2001, cops vs. cops) Comedy Central 10pm & 2am Cities Of The Underworld History Channel 10pm/1am EST Apocalypse Now (1979, Francis Ford Coppola) Turner Classic Movies 10:30/1:30 EST Rollerball WGN 10:35 pm Apocalypto Starz 10:40 pm Masters Of Horror: The Black Cat The Movie Channel 11:00 PM LEGION OF THE DEAD SCIFI 12:00 am Clear & Present Danger Bravo 1:00 AM THE FALLEN ONES SCIFI Windtalkers (2002) Spike (TNN) 1am/4am EST Rollerball (2002) WGN 3:00 AM DEAD MEN WALKING SCIFI 3am/6am EST short: First Motion Picture Unit (1943) Turner Classic Movies 3:25/6:25 EST short: Winning Your Wings (US Air Corps Col. Jimmy Stewart, 1942) Turner Classic Movies 3:30 am The 300 HBO 3:45/6:45 EST A Guy Named Joe (1943, Spencer Tracy as the ghost) Turner Classic Movies ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sun 5/25/2008 9:00 AM TRILOGY OF TERROR II SCIFI 9am/12pm EST Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) Sundance Channel 11:00 AM THE GRAVEDANCERS (based on an ep of Lights Out) SCIFI 12:45/3:45 EST Stalag 17 (William Holden, Otto Preminger) Turner Classic Movies 1:00 PM QUEEN OF THE DAMNED SCIFI 3:00 PM CABIN FEVER SCIFI 4:00 pm Titanic (1997) TBS 4:05/7:05 EST Au Revoir, Les Enfants (1987, set in WW2) IFC 4:45 pm 007 in Casino Royale (2006) Showtime 5:00 PM RESIDENT EVIL (Milla Jovovich vs. zombies) SCIFI Kill Bill Vol. 2 Spike (TNN) League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003, Sean Connery, Capt. Nemo, Vampira) FX Channel 5:35 pm Redline Starz 5:45 pm Braddock: Missing In Action 3 American Movie Classics Tombstone (Kurt Russell at the OK Corral) Encore 6:00 pm Wayne's World (1992) Comedy Central Black Snake (2007) Showtime #2 King Solomon's Mines (2004, part 2 of 2) Hallmark Channel 6:15 pm Meteor Man (Robert Townsend as a reluctant superhero) Flix 6:30 pm Dennis the Menace (1998) Family Channel 6:50 pm Ransom (1996, Mel Gibson) More Max 7:00 PM RESIDENT EVIL: APOCALYPSE (2004, more zombies) SCIFI Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) Sundance Channel 7:15 pm My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006) HBO The Lake House (2006) HBO Signature Rocky Balboa (Stallone, 2006) Showtime 7:20 pm Meet The Robinsons (2007) Starz 8:00 pm Harry Potter & the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) Family Channel Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999 comedy) Encore Dexter (2 eps) Showtime #2 Disturbia (2007) Cinemax Knocked Up HBO #2 MASH (1970, Donald Sutherland, Elliott Gould) American Movie Classics Shark Swarm (2008) Hallmark Channel Star Wars: Return Of The Jedi (Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher) Spike (TNN) Super Troopers (2001, cops vs. cops) Comedy Central Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines FX Channel 8pm & 10:20pm What Women Want (fantasy, Mel Gibson) TBS 8pm & 12am Indiana Jones & the Ultimate Quest (2 hour docu) History Channel 8:05 pm The Faculty (1998) The Movie Channel 9:00 PM RITUAL (2001) SCIFI The Fast & the Furious: Tokyo Drift More Max Silence Of The Lambs (Anthonk Hopkins) "Hello, Clarice!" TNT 9pm/12am EST Anchors Aweigh (1945, Gene Kelly, Frank Sinatra) Turner Classic Movies 9:40 pm City Slickers 2: Legend of Curly's Gold (Billy Crystal, Jack Palance) Encore 9:50 pm Cannonball (David Carradine as a ruthless racecar driver) Flix 10:00 pm Saw 3 The Movie Channel Stephen King's The Green Mile Showtime #2 10:15 pm Universal Soldier (a past Monstervision feature) HBO #2 10:30 pm The Great Escape (Steve McQueen) American Movie Classics Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines FX Channel 10:40 pm Vacancy Starz 11:00 PM TALES FROM THE CRYPT: BORDELLO OF BLOOD "Lucy, I'm home!" SCIFI 1:00 AM PENNY DREADFUL SCIFI 3:00 AM THE HAMILTONS SCIFI 3am/6am EST Wings (1927) Turner Classic Movies 5:30/8:30 EST The Lost Patrol (1934, Boris Karloff) Turner Classic Movies ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mon 5/26/2008: 8:00 am Star Trek Enterprise eps all day SCIFI 8:30 EST The Lost Patrol (1934, Boris Karloff) Turner Classic Movies 7:00 pm Borat Cinemax The Devil Wears Prada HBO Ghost Rider (2007) Starz 7:15 pm The Astronaut Farmer HBO Signature 8:00 pm The Longest Day (1962, set on D-Day of WW2) American Movie Classics ET: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982) Nickelodeon The Patriot (2000, Mel Gibson in 1776) HBO #2 Stephen King's The Green Mile Flix Zathura (2005) Cartoon Network 8pm & 12am Journey To 10,000 BC History Channel 9:00 pm Quantum Leap (Mon-Wed) ION Lovesick: Secrets Of A Sex Addict (2008, Sally Pressman) Lifetime Night At The Museum More Max Poltergeist 2: The Other Side Encore 9pm & 1am The Andomeda Strain (2008, part 1 of 2) A&E 9:15/12:15 EST Glory (1989, Morgan Freeman) Turner Classic Movies 10:00 pm Disturbia (2007) Cinemax Past Tense (2006) Lifetime Movie Network 10pm & 2am Clash Of The Cavemen (Cro-Magnons vs. Neanderthals) History Channel 10:40 pm Aliens Encore 1:00 am Men In Black (1997) TBS ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tue 5/27/2008: 8:00 AM THE TERROR WITHIN SCIFI 10:00 AM PHANTOM FORCE SCIFI 12:00 PM INTERMEDIO SCIFI 2:00 PM ROOM 6 SCIFI 5pm/8pm EST Voyage Of The Damned (1976) Turner Classic Movies 5:50 pm Transformers Cinemax 6:30 pm School For Seduction Showtime 6:50 pm Reign Over Me (2007) Starz 7:00 pm United 93 More Max Death To Supermodels (2005) The Movie Channel 7pm & 11pm The Andomeda Strain (2008, 4 hours) A&E 8:00 pm 300 HBO 8pm/11pm EST Little Big Man (1970, Dustin Hoffman) Turner Classic Movies 8:15 pm Another 48 Hours Cinemax The Dead Girl (2006) Showtime The Truman Show (1998) Showtime #2 9:00 pm Disturbia More Max Redline Starz 9:50 pm Tombstone Encore 10:00 pm Blood Diamond Cinemax The Gate (demon portal in the back yard) The Movie Channel The Sentinel HBO 10:30/1:30 EST 3 Days Of The Condor (1975) Turner Classic Movies 10:35 pm Bone Collector Starz 11:00 PM MINOTAUR SCIFI 12:30/3:30 EST Network (1976) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 AM REVELATION SCIFI 3am/6am EST Hidden Values: The Movies Of The 1950s Turner Classic Movies ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wed 5/28/2008: 7:30/10:30 EST Shadow On The Window (1957) Turner Classic Movies 9am/12pm EST The Mob (1951) Turner Classic Movies 10:30/1:30 EST The Lineup (1958) Turner Classic Movies 5pm/8pm EST The Man With The Golden Arm (1955) Turner Classic Movies 7pm/10pm EST The Abyss (1989) FOX Movie Channel 7:15/10:15 EST The Manchurian Candidate (1962, Angela Lansbury) Turner Classic Movies 7:20 pm The Santa Clause 3 (Martin Short as evil Jack Frost) Starz 7:30 pm Dirty War (nuclear terrorists target London) HBO Signature 8:00 pm Jurassic Park American Movie Classics Coyote Ugly (2000) E! Running Scared (2006) HBO #2 Seven (1995) Encore 8pm & 12am MonsterQuest (2 eps: Monster dogs, Hogzilla) History Channel 8pm & 10:30pm Entrapment (1999, Sean Connery) WE 8:30 pm South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999) The Movie Channel 9:00 pm Cape Fear (1991) HBO Signature An American Crime (2007) Showtime Devil In The Flesh (1997, Rose McGowan of Grindhouse Planet Terror) Lifetime The Fly (1986, Jeff Goldblum) More Max 9:45/12:45 EST Nightwatch (1998) IFC 10:00 pm Disturbia Cinemax Cube 2 (2002) The Movie Channel The Pacifier (2005, Vin Diesel as a Navy SEAL) USA Network 10pm/1am EST Independence Day (Will Smith vs. UFO aliens) FOX Movie Channel 10:40 pm Co-Ed Confidential More Max 12am/3am EST Suddenly (1954) Turner Classic Movies 1:30/4:30 EST Cast A Giant Shadow (1966, Kirk Douglas) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 AM EPOCH SCIFI ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thurs 5-29-08: 8:00 am Outer Limits (color) SCIFI 1pm/4pm EST Citizen Kane (1941, Orson Welles) Turner Classic Movies 3pm/6pm EST The Outlaw (1943, Jane Russell) Turner Classic Movies 5pm/8pm EST A Night To Remember (1958, on the Titanic) Turner Classic Movies 5:40 pm Scarface Cinemax 6:30 pm Transformers More Max 7:00 PM STEPHEN KING'S ROSE RED (6 hours) SCIFI 7:30 pm Ever After (1998) Family Channel 8:00 pm 300 HBO #2 Back In The Day (2004, Pam Grier, Ving Rhames) The Movie Channel Cadet Kelly (2002, teen version of Private Benjamin) Disney Channel Click (2006) Encore Patriot Games (Harrison Ford, 1992) American Movie Classics Risky Business (1983) ION 8pm & 10:30pm Pleasantville (1998, Tobey Maguire, Reese Witherspoon) FX Channel 8:15 pm Hard Candy (2006) Showtime #2 8:30 pm Dudley Do-Right (1999, Brendan Fraser) Cinemax 9:00 pm Jane Doe: Vanishing Act (2005) Hallmark Channel American Pie (1999) "We'll tell your mother we ate it" Starz Die Hard 2 HBO The Astronaut Farmer HBO Signature The Reaping (2007) More Max 9pm & 1am Gangland (new ep) History Channel 9pm/12am EST Alien 3 FOX Movie Channel 9:45 pm Doom (2005, the videogame's better) TNT 10:00 pm Biography: Weird Al Yankovic Biography Channel Final Destination 3 Cinemax Penn & Teller's Bull: The Endangered Species Act Showtime USS Ronald Reagan Nat. Geo. Channel 10pm & 2am Tougher Than Alaska (new ep) History Channel 10:30 pm Witness (Harrison Ford as undercover Amish cop) American Movie Classics 10:40 pm Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World's End (2007) Starz 1:30/4:30 EST Highly Dangerous (1950, enemy agents use deadly insects) Turner Classic Movies 2:40 am Scarface (1932, Paul Muni) Cinemax 3:00 AM CROW 4: WICKED PRAYER SCIFI 6:00 am Crazy In Alabama (what's in the hatbox?) Cinemax 6am/9am EST The Court Jester (Danny Kaye hypnotised to be a hero) Turner Classic Movies ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri 5-30-08: 8:00 am Tales From The Darkside SCIFI The Fantastic 4 HBO Summer Rental (John Candy & Dan Aykroyd enjoy the great outdoors) Cinemax 10:00 am Awakenings (1990) American Movie Classics 12:30 pm In The Line Of Fire (Clint Eastwood vs. Malkovich) American Movie Classics 1:15 pm First Knight (1995) Cinemax 1:45 pm School For Scoundrels Showtime 2pm & 2am Belly Of The Beast USA Network 3:00 pm Witness (Harrison Ford as cop undercover as Amish) American Movie Classics 3pm/6pm EST Careful He Might Hear You (1983) FOX Movie Channel 4:00 pm Fantastic 4 HBO 4:30 pm What's The Worst That Could Happen? Comedy Central 5pm/8pm EST Rocky 4 WGN 5:30 pm Patriot Games (Harrison Ford vs. terrorists) American Movie Classics 6:00 pm Braveheart (1995, Mel Gibson as the rebel leader) HBO Signature 6:35 pm The Negotiator (1998, Samuel L. Jackson takes hostages) More Max 6:45 pm Galaxy Quest (Star Trek spoof, Tim Allen, Sigourney Weaver) Cinemax 7:00 pm Catwoman (2004, Halle Berry) Oxygen 7:10 pm The Illusionist (2006) Starz 7:15 pm Just My Luck (2006 fantasy) HBO 7:15/10:15 EST She Wore A Yellow Ribbon (John Wayne tries to prevent a war) Turner Classic Movies 7:20 pm Major Payne (1995 comedy, Wayans as a drill sgt) Encore 7:30 pm 007 in Casino Royale (2006) Showtime #2 8:00 pm Meercat Manor: The Story Begins (nar. by Whoopie Goldberg) Animal Planet Clear & Present Danger (1994, Harrison Ford) Bravo Chicken Little (2005 animated) Disney Channel Forrest Gump (1994, Tom Hanks) TNT Lucky 7 (2003) Lifetime Movie Network MASH (1970, Donald Sutherland, Elliott Gould) American Movie Classics The Mighty Ducks (1992, Emilio Estevez) Flix Mouse Hunt (1997) Cartoon Network Pirates Of The Caribbean: Curse Of The Black Pearl USA Network Reno 911: Assignment Miami (2007) HBO #2 Sarah Jane Adventures (1 hour ep, last of series) SCIFI 8pm & 12am Modern Marvels: history of the ax History Channel 8pm & 10pm 16 Candles (1984) WE 8pm & 10:30pm Bad Company (2002, Chris Rock, Anthony Hopkins) FX Channel 8:05 pm Double Impact (Jean-Claude Van Damme as twins) The Movie Channel 8:30/11:30 EST Witchblade (new ep, Japan animated) IFC 9:00 pm Doctor Who: The Poison Sky (new ep) SCIFI Alpha Dog (2006) HBO Children Of Men (2007, Clive Owen protects Earth's last pregnant woman) HBO Signature Disturbia (2007) More Max Rush Hour 2 (Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker, John Lone) TBS 9pm/12am EST Haxan (1922, it's witchcraft) IFC 9pm & 1am MonsterQuest: Hogzilla History Channel 9:30 pm Penn & Teller's Bull: Cryptozoology Showtime 9:45 pm Meteor Man (Robert Townsend as a reluctant superhero) Flix 10:00 pm Battlestar Galactica (new ep) SCIFI Beyond Hypothermia (1996, female assassin) The Movie Channel 10:30 pm Stephen King's Christine (1983, my car loves me) American Movie Classics 10:40 pm Redline Starz 11pm/2am EST Haxan (1922, it's witchcraft) Turner Classic Movies 11:30 pm Basic Instinct 2 The Movie Channel 12:00 am A Knight's Tale (2001) TBS Collateral Damage (Schwarzenegger) USA Network Clear & Present Danger (1994, Harrison Ford) Bravo Hotel Erotica Cabo 10 Cinemax 12:30 am The Fog (1980, Jamie Lee Curtis) American Movie Classics 1am/4am EST Jules Verne's Mysterious Island (1929) Turner Classic Movies 1:30 am Perfect Creature HBO The Omen (2006, released 6-6-06) Cinemax Strangers With Candy The Movie Channel 2:00 am Toy Soldiers (1991) Spike (TNN) 2:30 am Puppet Master American Movie Classics Candy (2006) Showtime 3:00 AM DARKNESS (2002) SCIFI Looking For Kitty The Movie Channel Princess Of Thieves TBS 3:30 am Breach (2007) Cinemax 4:00 am 8 Heads In A Duffelbag (Joe Pesci comedy) The Movie Channel 4:30 am She Creature (an evil mermaid) American Movie Classics 5am/8am EST Billy The Kid (1941) Turner Classic Movies 6:00 am Destry Rides Again American Movie Classics ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sat 5/31/2008: 7:00 am Buffy The Vampire Slayer Cinemax Conspiracy Theory (1997, Mel Gibson) TNT Sphere (1998 scifi) A&E 7am/10am EST The Saint's Vacation (1941, Simon Templar vs. Nazis) Turner Classic Movies followed by The Saint Meets The Tiger (1943) Turner Classic Movies 7:30 am Evan Almighty (sequel to Bruce Almighty) HBO 8:00 am Law & Order American Movie Classics 8:30 am Transformers (2007) Cinemax 9:00 AM DECOYS 2: ALIEN SEDUCTION SCIFI 9am/12pm EST Rocky (1976) & Rocky 2 WGN 9:30 am Princess Of Thieves TBS Deep Impact The Movie Channel 9:30/12:30 EST Son Of Lassie (1945, collie in Norway vs. Nazis) Turner Classic Movies 10:00 am Lethal Weapon TNT Fatal Instinct Showtime The Game (1997) USA Network 11:00 AM DARK BREED SCIFI Epic Movie Cinemax The Ugly Dachound (Disney comedy) Hallmark Channel What's The Worst That Could Happen? Comedy Central 12:00 pm 102 Dalmations (Glenn Close returns as Cruella) Family Channel A Knight's Tale (2001) TBS The Fugitive (Harrison Ford, Tommy Lee Jones) TNT 12:30 pm Collateral Damage (Schwarzenegger) USA Network As Good As It Gets (1997) FX Channel Borat Cinemax 1:00 PM EPOCH: EVOLUTION SCIFI Casino Royale (2006) Showtime 1pm/4pm EST My Favorite Spy (1951, Bob Hope, Hedy Lamarr) Turner Classic Movies 1pm/4pm EST Rocky 3 WGN 2:00 pm Dr. Dolittle (1998, Eddie Murphy) Family Channel Crocodile Dundee Cinemax Ghost (Patrick Swayze, Demi Moore) HBO 2:30 pm Hostage (2005, Bruce Willis) USA Network 3:00 PM Austin Powers: Internat. Man of Mystery TBS ARRIVAL, THE (1996) SCIFI Shaun Of The Dead (spoof, slacker vs. zombies) Comedy Central 3pm/6pm EST Rocky 4 & Rocky 5 WGN 3pm/6pm EST Angels In The Outfield (1951) Turner Classic Movies 3:30 pm Me, Myself & Irene (2000) FX Channel Ticker The Movie Channel 4:00 pm Kill Bill 2 Telemundo Catwoman (2004, Halle Berry) Oxygen Dr. Dolittle 3 (TV-movie, no Eddie Murphy) Family Channel Evan Almighty HBO 5:00 PM The Bourne Identity USA Network INFECTED SCIFI 5pm/8pm EST Psycho (1960, Anthony Perkins) Turner Classic Movies 6:00 pm Under Siege (1992) A&E Red Planet (2000) HBO 6:55 PM Deep Impact The Movie Channel 7:00 PM HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY (2005) SCIFI Rat Sundance Channel 7pm/10pm EST Screaming Mimi (1958, serial killer in New Orleans) Turner Classic Movies 7:20 pm Bridge To Terabithia (2007) Starz Next (2007) Encore 7:30 pm Pirates Of The Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest USA Network Transformers (2007) Cinemax 8:00 pm 13 Going On 30 FX Channel Dirty Dancing (1987, Patrick Swayze, Jennifer Grey, Jerry Orbach) Flix The Rookie (2002, Dennis Quaid) ABC Scooby-Doo (2002, Sarah Michelle Gellar) Family Channel Spider-Man TBS Troy (2004) American Movie Classics 8pm & 12am The Andromedia Strain (2008) A&E 8pm & 10:30 Picture Perfect (1997) WE 8:30/11:30 EST The 7th Victim (1943, Kim Hunter vs. Satanic cult) Turner Classic Movies 9:00 PM 007 in Casino Royale (2006) Showtime Forrest Gump (life is like a box of shrunken heads) TNT HEATSTROKE (2008) SCIFI Maniac Cop 3 (1992, Robert Davi) The Movie Channel Sky High (Kurt Russell as dad in superhero family. Lynda Carter) Disney Channel Twister (1996, Helen Hunt, Bill Paxton) Encore Underdog (2007) Starz 9:45 pm Snake Eyes (1998) Flix 9:45/12:45 EST Val Lewton: Man In The Shadows Turner Classic Movies 10:00 pm Gladiator (2000) HBO Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004) Family Channel 10:30 pm Jurassic Park 3: The Lost World TBS 10:30pm & 1am Masters Of Horror: The Damned Thing The Movie Channel 11:00 PM ALIEN LOCKDOWN SCIFI 11:15/2:15 EST Hysteria (1965) Turner Classic Movies 12:00 am Dawn Of The Dead USA Network The Fugitive (1993, Harrison Ford) TNT Lara Croft Tomb Raider 2: Cradle Of Life TBS The Natural (Robert Redford, 1984) Bravo Vacation (Chevy Chase, 1st of the movie series) Family Channel 1:00 AM HEATSTROKE (2008) SCIFI Team America: World Police (South Park puppets) Comedy Central 1:00 am Hard Hunted (1992) Spike (TNN) 1am/4am EST Scream 2 WGN 1am/4am EST Lady In The Lake (1946, Philip Marlowe) Turner Classic Movies 2:00 am Lucky Number Slevin The Movie Channel 3:00 AM ALIEN APOCALYPSE SCIFI The Lost City (2005) Showtime 4:00 am The Shining Cinemax 6:30 am Gremlins 2 Cinemax ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Previously: April 2008 Does anyone out there want a brand-new Dell laptop? 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