C2 Weekly Rants: October 2, 2000
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Courtney’s Rant for 10-2-00: Week 3 The Canadians finally broke out of their early
season slump with a resounding win over the Wolfpack despite being
undermanned. The secret to
the win???? No
thinking. While on the bench players were stuck in two quandaries: what
brand of beer to drink, and plotting a punishment for the missing in
action JJ. The beer choice
was almost over whelming, two different kinds of beer that cost more
than $2.85 a case. Most of
the players were almost too confused to even drink the beer.
In the locker room, after the game, the rumors were confirmed;
Charlie had sold his sister into slavery in order to get the advice on
what kind of beer to bring to the game (that explains her absence from
the stands). Many theories were bounced around on the bench concerning the
absence of JJ: Petitioning the local Zoning commission for a Daycare
permit, reselling Charlie’s sister for pot money, still tied to the
tree Rogie sexually abused him at while mountain biking early that
afternoon. No one will ever
really know, but Rogie did have that “I got some today” look on his
face when he mentioned the mountain bike ride.
And Speaking about Rogie, his recent retirement from deck hockey
has bolstered the team’s energy and emphasized the G.M.s “no
moonlighting” policy (which was accidentally observed by Kappy in a
bold and defiant move). It
seems that Pussy Whipped Greeks should for ever be banned from hockey,
some one tell Chuck the honeymoon is over and the ring will not keep him
from skating. That might do it for now….. Week 6 (BYE) |
