Captain Knockers

and the

Goat Herders of Death

Captain Knockers vs Captain Birdseye in an epic battle for Wiggy

Chapter One: The Beginning

Chapter Two: The Swearing of Vengeance

Chapter Three: Tyre Cleaning Product Salesmen of Death

Chapter Four: Lust for a Legless Lover

Chapter Five: Shit-Storm of Death

Chapter Six: Inserting a Crunchy Apricot Meusli Bar up the Minister for Public Health's Anus

Chapter Seven: Operation: Michael Bolton

Chapter Eight: The new AIDS epidemic in Africa

Chapter Nine: Captain Knockers vs the Cock Creatures of Doom (part 1)

Chapter Nine: Captain Knockers vs the Cock Creatures of Doom (part 2)

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