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Even Power Rangers one day build families of their own. And when that day comes, they immediately lay down the rules.
The Official Ranger Kid Rules
* To Be Edited As Necessary.
- 1. You are never, EVER, allowed to become a Power Ranger. No exceptions.
- 2. In the event that rule one is broken, you are hereby grounded for life.
- 3. In the event that rule one is broken, you are not allowed to become a sixth.
- 4. In the event that rules one through three are broken, your power source must come from a reliable, undamaged source.
- 5. Always pay attention to monster alarms.
- 6. If you give someone your word, you have to follow through.
- 7. Never keep secrets from Family. It always comes back to get you later.
- 8. If it can go wrong, it will go wrong. (No, seriously. It WILL.)
- 9. Be nice to new students. They're either future Rangers or enemies.
- 10. Never leave home without your cell phone/morpher.
- 11. Your cell phone/morpher must be on at ALL TIMES. No exceptions.
* Exceptions may be made in life-threatening situations.
** NO THEY MAY NOT.
- 12. Do not invoke Panic Mode. No one likes Panic Mode.
- 13. If something doesn't work, check to see if the batteries are in correctly.
- 14. Mirrors are dangerous.
- 15. If there's a chance you may have been copied/cloned/found a long lost twin/sibling/relative, tell an adult IMMEDIATELY.
- 16. If something breaks, DO NOT ATTEMPT TO USE IT AGAIN.
- 17. No leaving the planet without talking to a parent or previously approved guardian first.
- 18. Camping is not allowed. EVER.
- 19. No dating the enemy.
- 20. Dating the enemy is only allowed if they've converted to good. And even then, it's frowned upon.
- 21. Dating the enemy is doubly frowned upon when they are your best friend's sibling.
- 22. Just because many of your aunts and uncles could hack you into any database in the world doesn't mean you're allowed to ask.
- 23. When we were your age we lived alone and unsupervised with our teammates and THAT IS WHY YOU WILL NOT.
- 24. Zhane is not allowed to teach anyone how to operate any kind of machinery.
- 25. You are not allowed to take the Zords on joyrides. Not even if you have permission from the Zords' owner.
- 26. You don't like it, and I don't like it. But you still have to learn how to shoot the blaster properly.
- 27. In the event of your untimely death due to a supernatural phenomenon that results in you being sort of not really dead but without a body, you are to appear to Family and friends immediately and not wait for an opportune moment.
- 28. In the event that any Ranger Parent becomes angry at a Ranger Kid, Ranger Kids are required to go out for ice cream while said Parents calm down.
- 29. The Family is not a mafia, and no Conner, that joke is still not funny.
- 30. You are not allowed to use your civilian powers in team sports.
- 31. No skateboarding off the roof.
- 32. No skateboarding off the roof into a pile of cardboard.
- 33. No skateboarding off the roof into the pool.
- 34. No skateboarding off the roof onto the trampoline.
- 35. NO SKATEBOARDING PERIOD.
- 36. If an adult tells you no, you may not go ask Uncle Dustin for permission.
- 37. Joel is not allowed to teach anyone how to fly a plane.
- 38. Under no circumstances may you get dating advice from Uncle Joel or Uncle Xander. You may ask Uncle Zack.
- 39. If given advice by a former Ranger on personal situations, you are not only allowed but *encouraged* to seek a second opinion from their polar opposite teammate.
- 40. Ronny is not allowed to teach anyone to drive.
- 41. You are not allowed to use your civilian powers in any non-Ranger related activity. (Did we *really* have to add this one guys?)
- 42. CyberCam, Uncle Dustin, and Uncle Chip do not count as adult supervision. Neither does anyone under the age of Wild Force. (Yes, this includes R.J., And Dom. Jarrod. And Camille.)
- 43. Attendence at the Ninja and Pai Zhua Academies is by invitation only. Any attempts to sneak in will result in immediate grounding for life.
- 44. Carry a fire extinguisher at all times, but especially when you're in a Ranger lab. You never know when something will get set on fire.
- 45. Calvinball is banned.
- 46. How, exactly, did you make the new BioLab tech explode? Nevermind. Do NOT do that again. In fact, no playing with tech EVER. (YES, ANTONIO. THIS MEANS YOU.)
- 47. Paintball is banned. You're cleaning up the mess.
* All Rules are subject to change as needed and without notice. Punishment will not be adjusted for those who are unaware of new or ammended rules.
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