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	Story Categories   One Page Shorts   2000   2001 Weirdcrap Mail.com Email Login: Password: New Users! Powered by everyone.net Join Up! What's This Weirdcrap About? Search!		Alarmingly Strange Stories Submitted in 2001 If you don't like reading from a computer screen, use the "Print it now, read it later" link. Print a whole story with one click and read it off paper like a normal person. Add Your Legacy! If you have written a funny or strange story and you feel the world is deprived without it...submit it today! Our Latest Strange Story is: Don't Give Up Your Day Job Don't Give Up Your Day Job. by Liz Turton "...clears his throat, but apparently speech is beyond him at the moment. I blow a huge..." 2 pages 1 2 3 4 Print it Now, read it later Tracy Tenchins. by Paul Steven A trip back to 1983, thru the eyes of a ten year old boy who's fighting a turf war." 1 page Print it Now, read it later A Rat Ate The Refrigerator?. by Rebelbagwan A rip roaring junkie bashing, iMac hating tale, contains big rats, explosive action and references to "tubular bells." 2 pages 1 2 Print it Now, read it later Suicidal Dreams. by Paul Steven “...he looked down as the screaming lumps of metal passed below. Their cries of obliteration hollered up to HK, mocking him to jump. ..." 1 page Print it Now, read it later Underbelly. by Rob Morgan “...people around him jolted in unison, hanging heavily on plastic handles or bouncing on the cheap, hard seats...face after face of blank Japanese preoccupation, eyes staring safely into the middle distance. He hated to watch as they ..." 2 pages 1 2 3 Print it Now, read it later At The Gates. by Dan Ericcson “...trying to pull his listless body into the steadily growing mass of people. Into the crowd that was content to swell. He felt the frustration of the crowd, he knew that it ..." 2 pages 1 2 Print it Now, read it later Return of Mr. Sockforahead. by Joshua Blanc “...There was Old Charlie, who liked talking to rocks and eating puzzle pieces; Phil, who had a habit of `inspecting' nunneries; and finally, Crunchy Bob. The less said about Crunchy Bob the better..." 4 pages 1 2 3 4 Print it Now, read it later Binkle Bunny in Super Electronic. by A.R.A Owen “...water pressure blew Fauna across the room and a fountain punched a hole in the kitchen ceiling. To make things worse (for a certain bunny rabbit) Fauna had recieved the taps screw straight in her right eye and it was going to be a shiner..." 4 pages 1 2 3 4 Print it now, read it later

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Road Movies. by Rob Morgan "Cutting circles around America, searching for that sense of place, the feeling that they have finished the trip, waiting for the need to go home. Busted pair of Levi's and a bowie knife. They got on and stumble off..." 1 page Print it now, read it later This Guy I Know. by Dan Ericcson “...he just watches his screensaver. He watches the stars or Microsoft logos whooshing closer to him, closer to him, then flying off the edge off the monitor..." 1 page Print it now, read it later Walk in the Front Door . by Dan Ericcson “...the neon words burned into the atmosphere around him, "No Vacancy", meant another fifteen minutes of driving. Fifteen minutes spent the same meaningless way he had spent the last three months...." 1 page Print it now, read it later Duck . by Chris Moreno “I slip and fall into my own vomit. I lay shaking on the floor looking at specks of green and red floating in the bile. Must have been the burger I had last night..." 4 pages 1 2 3 4 Print it now, read it later Bobby Brady and the Psychedelic Sewage Tank . by Bel Garion “All the memories came to him in the clouds, as if they were happening to him that very instant. He asked Bobby if he would like to see the sewage tank...." 3 pages 1 2 3 Print it now, read it later

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A Cream Filled Existence . by The Mad Prince of Compton “The tubby little man did not even stop to savor the ho-ho; I wasn't even sure he was enjoying it. He didn't love the ho-ho. I loved the ho-ho. He just ate them; like a savage..." 5 pages 1 2 3 4 5 Print This Story Communion . by Dan Ericsson “There was nothing. Then there was Irving. The booth which he inhabited had not existed until he sat there. When he left, so would the table..." 1 page Print This Story Days of Our Hoes - Starring Jennifer Lopez . by Holly Wood "... It was a Tuesday, and like every Tuesday, it was Poptart day. She sluggishly dragged her fat ass out of bed..." Go to page 1 2 3 Print this Story True Demons: Interdimensional Horror . by Paul Schroeder "There is a terror and a strong wave of hatred felt. Trying to retrace your way in the darkness back towards the elevator..." Go to page 1 2 3 Print this Story The Model Employee . by Bel Garion “Maybe they noticed me leaving early yesterday, all they would have to do is review the camera log… I’ll leave out the back today. Just because..." 1 page Print this Story The Weird World of Today, with extracts from a Frozen Pizza Facory by Bob Badger “The blue scraggy thing was the emperor of this lonely platinum planet and was extremely surprised and shocked to see the holy ceremony..." Go to page 1 2 Print This Story My Farm . by Art Hernandez “Madi's head plopped to the shaking ground, bounced around for a while, and finally rolled behind a big heap of falling ceiling." Go to page 1 2 3 Print This Story Better off Dead . by Dan Ericsson “DOLPHINS ARE BETTER OFF DEAD”, proclaimed the billboard, a dustily painted reminder to “VOTE FOR J. P. MARLEMAN, RECONQUEST PARTY..." 2 pages Print This Story Phylazim Gets a Quasi-Christian Penis . by plopmaster A bored demon takes over the body of a young believer for some good, old-fashioned fun. "She slid his hand down into his pants and evaluated his privates. "Ooooohhh," she cooed, "impressive..." 2 pages Print This Story Flat Tire . by William Sloan "Opening another beer, I peered down the desolate road, watching for cars that never drove this way. When that beer was gone..." 2 pages   Add Your Legacy! Become immortal by adding your own strange story to our collection! We keep each new story on our home page until it's read at least 100 times. If you have a web site let our traffic work for you. Alarmingly Strange Stories gets about 400 page views per day. Send your url with the story and we'll link back to you. If you have a banner, we'll post it on your story's page! Submit Your Story Today! webmaster@weirdcrap.every1.net Submitting Your Own Stories Attach a text document, if you have an email program, to webmaster@weirdcrap.every1.net. Or you can cut and paste your story with our email form - Click here. Please Include: The Name of the Story Your Name or Pen Name The name and URL of your website Stories on this site may not be reproduced without permission from the author of each the Story. All stories copyright © 2000/2001 on behalf of the authors, by TheWeirdcrap.com.

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