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You MUST know how it goes! A princess locked in a tower and beset by a dragon is rescued by a brave knight, and then they share True Love's First Kiss ...

Greetings, kind and weary web wanderers. Thou hast chanced upon the abode of my humble collection of odds and ends dedicated to the motion picture Shrek and its issue. If thou beist so inclined, prithee feel at liberté to peruse the offerings herein.


Shrek and the Queen of Duloc Fanfic: Shrek and the Queen of Duloc
Shrek and the OTHER In-Laws Fanfic: Shrek and the OTHER In-Laws
Fiona's Charming Ordeal Fanfic: Fiona's Charming Ordeal
Small Surprises Fanfic: Small Surprises
Before Forever After Fanfic: Before Forever After
After Forever After Fanfic: After Forever After
Quotes Quotes
Links Links
End Credits End Credits

 
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Shrek and the Queen of Duloc: The Story Between the Kisses

My attempt at a Shrek fanfiction. It takes place in the time lag between Fiona's wedding to Farquaad and her wedding to Shrek. It attempts to tie some loose ends and plug some gaps with my own speculations along the way. (Many thanks go to Lunchpail, who has graciously provided much useful and encouraging feedback as the story has progressed.)

You may either click here to get the entire story in a Microsoft Word document or select from the following contents, all of which are plain text files:

True Love's First Kiss

  1. Afterglow
  2. Caught in the Reign
  3. Dragon's Playmate
  4. Making Camps
  5. New World Ogre
  6. Fateful Decisions
  7. Queen, Interrupted
  8. The Highest Room
  9. The Midnight Hour
  10. What Do You Propose?
  11. Awakenings
  12. High Noon
  13. True Colors
  14. High Adventure
  15. Swamped
  16. Our Beast Friends' Wedding

Just Married

The story is also available at this link on Fanfiction.Net. However you choose to access it I would really, really appreciate it if you could leave me feedback there

Thank you.

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Shrek and the OTHER In-Laws

My second Shrek fanfiction. It takes place shortly after the events of Shrek 2. The title pretty much sums up the premise. As before, much gratitude to Lunchpail, who again provided feedback and who, along with the talented efforts of Kelli Weber, were gracious enough to provide the illustration of Shrek's parents that you see below. Also a big thank you to all those who have taken the time to read and review or drop me a note about the story.

You may either click here to get the entire story in a Microsoft Word document or select from the following contents, all of which are plain text files:

  1. Meet the Parents
  2. Typical
  3. A Booting Revisited
  4. Preparations
  5. Family Stew
  6. Tangling the Web
  7. Sins of Omission
  8. To the Edge
  9. Down the Drainpipe
  10. Hanging On for a Hero
  11. Interludes
  12. Prenuptial Agreements
  13. Snow Job in the Marshland
  14. Wed Again

Guess who's coming to dinner ...

The story is also available at this link on Fanfiction.Net. However you choose to access it I would really, really appreciate it if you could leave me feedback there

Thank you.

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Fiona's Charming Ordeal

My third Shrek fanfiction. Fiona's adventures during the day in Shrek 2 that she awakened as a human. Many, many thanks to TrudiRose for her invaluable assistance with proofing and suggestions as the story has evolved. I strongly recommend her own excellent stories as collected at Fanfiction.Net.

You may either click here to get the entire story in a Microsoft Word document or select from the following contents, all of which are html files:

  1. Facing the Strange
  2. Your Troubles Will Soon Be Gone
  3. Breaking Fast
  4. Give 'Em What They Want
  5. Fashioning an Escape
  6. Silent Knight
  7. Too Late the Hero
  8. Prelude
  9. High Tea
  10. Having a Ball

The story is also available at this link on Fanfiction.Net. However you choose to access it I would really, really appreciate it if you could leave me feedback there

Thank you.

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Small Surprises

A short story set in the timeline of Shrek the Third during Fiona's third trimester carrying the triplets. Again, thanks to TrudiRose for her invaluable assistance with proofing and feedback.

The story is also available at this link on Fanfiction.Net. However you choose to access it I would really, really appreciate it if you could leave me feedback there

 
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Before Forever After

As the title implies, this work concentrates on incidents leading up to the scenario that Shrek encounters in Shrek Forever After in an alternate reality where Shrek was never born.

You may either click here to get the entire story in a Microsoft Word document or select from the following contents, all of which are html files:

  1. Yet Another Knight in the Castle
  2. For Want of a Dentist
  3. Rendezvous with a Rapscallion
  4. Charming Encounters
  5. Deals with Evils Past
  6. Deals with Evils Present
  7. Last Knight
  8. Roadside Showdown
  9. The King's Speech
  10. Of Cottages and Kings
  11. Flight from Captivity
  12. Confronting Demons
  13. Fare Thee Well, Castle
  14. The Bad, the Worse, and the Pretty
  15. You've Got a Friend
  16. An Unorthodox Rescue
  17. An Unexpected Haven
  18. Ever So Humble
  19. Absolute-tion
  20. The Good Times are Ogre
  21. Getting to Know Them
  22. How the Other Side Lives
  23. An Eventful Evening
  24. Rescued Properly
  25. Head Knocks and Broomsticks
  26. A Plan and a Parting
  27. Roar Recruits
  28. Catsassin

A pensive moment

Image curtesy of xSilverxRose at DeviantArt

The story is also available at this link on Fanfiction.Net. However you choose to access it I would really, really appreciate it if you could leave me feedback there

Thank you.

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After Forever After

This is a little one-shot story, posited in Shrek's swamp the evening after the birthday party depicted in the film Shrek Forever After.

The story is also available at this link on Fanfiction.Net. However you choose to access it I would really, really appreciate it if you could leave me feedback there

 
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Quotes

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I think one of the things that surprised people about the first film was how heartfelt it was, and how moved people were by it at the end. That's a very essential and imperative ingredient in the DNA of Shrek. ~ Jeffrey Katzenberg

I went to [see the original Shrek] and I was absolutely captivated. I thought it was wonderfully funny and very, very touching. And above all else, so intelligent, so smart. So when they said, "Be in it", I thought, "Well, this is the one to be in." ~ John Cleese

I think it's mostly about accepting who you are and being okay with who you are, rather than looking for acceptance from everyone else. It's really, truly what you possess inside. If you love yourself for who you are and you love the person that you're with for who they are, truly inside, then that's happiness. ~ Cameron Diaz

Be who you are and say how you feel, because those that mind don't matter, and those that matter don't mind. ~ Dr. Seuss

Let every fart count as a peal of thunder for liberty. Let every fart remind the nation of how much it has let pass out of its control. So fart, and if you must, fart often. But always fart without apology. Fart for freedom, fart for liberty ... and fart proudly! ~ Benjamin Franklin

I think I feel a little differently than other people do. For some reason I've never felt grown up. ~ William Steig

And From Some Shrek 2 Reviewers ...

For all the clever in-jokes and the warped visual gags, this is primarily a lovely romance about two extremely likeable characters with beautiful hearts. ~ Richard Roeper

Once again the main theme stresses inner virtue over surface beauty, but the script handles it with more satire. This Fairy Godmother's version of "Bibbity Bobbity Boo" celebrates consumerism and supermodel perfection. When Fiona says she is happy with what she has, Fairy Godmother doesn't know how to respond. Jeffrey Westhoff, Rottentomatoes.com

Messages for young viewers remain the same: Affections matter more than appearance, and we can never be happy (or make anyone else happy) by suppressing our personalities or forcing others to change. Kids need to hear those things, and both "Shreks" make them clear but not cloying. Lawrence Toppman, Charlotte Observer

The Fairy Godmother comes off as a high-priced agent, promising Fiona the life of her dreams via potions, spells, and makeovers. L.A., in fact, seems a richer target for the franchise's satire given the emphasis both stories place on the dangers of looking only skin deep. David Thomas, filmcritic.com

But there's also a genuine love story here, a poignant one at that, along with a gentle reminder of the first film's message that good looks really are only skin deep. Peter Howell, Toronto Star

Directors Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury, and Conrad Vernon keep the story humming along nicely without losing the central point that Shrek and Fiona's happiness has nothing to do with external beauty and everything to do with their basic love for each other and their delight in being in their own skin. The screenplay by Andrew Adamson, Joe Stillman, J. David Stem and David N. Weiss couldn't be more topical given the country's obsession with cosmetic surgery makeovers and other extreme transformations of bodies and homes. Frederic & Mary Ann Brussat, Spirituality & Health

What is amazing about this Shrek is that without sacrificing its caustic sense of humor, the film directs it against its characters own foibles, against the annoyances and eccentricities of family, against the difficulty of loving relationships and clinging friendships. Shrek and Fiona, crabbed and jealous and moody as they often are, are also playful and doting and willing to compromise. Nicholas K. Davis, Nick's Flick Picks

Celebrity culture has polluted popular imaginations with poor definitions of beauty. On "reality" TV, women and men give up their natural appearances for artificial beauty in order to gain acceptance and temporary happiness. ... These shows only reinforce the insecurities of viewers who have been sold a lie. They tell us that we have to change our exterior in order to be truly satisfied. The Shrek movies remind us that it is not our appearance that needs changing, but our hearts. Jeffrey Overstreet, ChristianityToday.com

In the end, though, Shrek 2 not only recaptures the heart of the first film, it goes a bit further. One important supporting character who starts out unsympathetic not only goes on to something like nobility, selflessly sacrificing his own good for that of one he loves, he also becomes a figure of some pathos and tragedy. ... And I enjoy the relationship of Shrek and Fiona more than that of the leads in many a romantic comedy. Steven D. Greydanus, Decent Films Guide


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    All images from the Shrek films are Copyright of DreamWorks.

    Illustration of Shrek's Parents provided courtesy of Lunchpail.

    Drawing of True Love's First Kiss provided courtesy of Brianna.

    This page was last updated on April 23, 2015 by

    And they lived ugly ever after