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Jackie Fisher
- Y2K will NOT happen. It doesn't exist
like U.F.Os, the Tooth Fairy and Somalia. It was invented by
the democrats so Clinton can "shag" another intern. The only
"real sign" of Y2K will show it's ugly head at GVSU, when the
drinking fountains won't work and the Gravitational Well only
accepts $50s and $100s. Students and facility will unite and
march to Laker Village 25B with picks and torches in hand. There
they will claim that they only want to "speak to Krista" for
doing that article in last year's Lanthorn about GV being ready
for Y2K. (Sorry Krista - you're the journalist).
- The "Artist Formally Known As Prince" will
retire his song, "Party Like It's 1999." The song will now be
known as "The Song Formally Known As Party Like It's 1999."
(Yeah so I stole that from Conan! Screw you two)
- I will graduate and become extremely paranoid
due to the nagging of my Mom wondering if I'll be "marketable."
I don't think I need a rubber room but it might be nice.
- Money will quickly loose it's face value
and be nothing more than portable toilet paper. The next commodity
will be Pokemon cards, yes folks Pokemon cards. I shall be rich
beyond belief and all who teased and mocked me will be lucky
if I consider them to be my gardener.
- The Detroit Lions will win the Super Bowl
and Barrie Sanders will take over his father's "Fried Chicken
Business."
- The first concert of 2000, Barenaked Ladies,
will be a rockin'! And it will be even better when the decide
to scratch "Box Set" and replace it with "Enid." Cause we all
know that "Enid" is 1,000,000 times better than "Box Set."
- Wile E. Coyote will continue to buy unsafe
products from ACME, and still fail miserably at catching the
Road Runner.
- Hey Brendan! Or even Dandenault!! I'm waiiiiiiiting!
- Kim's Film and Video Art will give birth
to a strong group of blood thirsty pirates. Arrrrrgh, matey!
This has been brooding since Animation History and will come
to a head due to the Y2K roomers All is doomed!!! (Boy I feel
sorry for the sucker to who has to T.A. for that class.)
- And if all else fails, you can blame it on
m....Jeff.
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