Chad Hillman

1. 1. Chad will rule over Jackie Fisher, Jeff Donehoo, and others with an iron fist as Teaching Assistant in Kim's Film and Video Art class.
2. Jeff will join the Feminist's League of America to, in his own words: "Get more chicks."
3. Chad will manage to kill another car.
4. Jackie Fisher will continue to ignore her underlings as a Teaching Assistant and in turn alienate herself from the best Animation II class ever (why is it the best, because I'm in it.)
5. Julie Beltz will speak her mind. (every year this prediction is made, only because it is the one sure thing we as humans can count on in this ever changing world.)
6. With many key players returning from injury at the start of the playoffs, the Red Wings will dominate the competition all the way to their third Stanely Cup in four years. This is thanks to the fresh legs of these returning players and unbelievable performances by Shanny, Stevie Y, and me (who will be picked up to fill Verbeek's place on their line when he is injured.)
7. "Y2K+1" scare will rip throughout a scared global populace on the eve of December 31, 2000, causing a mass storage of water and the purchasing of countless generators.
8. "The Real Millenium" will be the most overheard holiday phrase, and Christmas advertising will start the day after July 4th.
9. University of Michigan Basketball will once again rise in prominence, but unfortunately University of Michigan Football will suffer a down year. Michigan State will continue to suck far into the next millenium.
10. Clinton will finally leave us as president to fulfill his dream: Running a brothel in Vegas.