Michelle Hess

1. In keeping with the zero year curse, Bush is killed by a mob of angry democrats from Palm Beach, Florida. 2 days later Cheney dies of a massive heart attack. Colin Powell, who refused to "run" for president, humbly takes over the office.
2. Jenny Stapf will finally find someone datable at Northwestern. He will win her heart by bringing her a single red rose and a bottle of Tequila.
3. Jeff Donehoo will meet the girl of his dreams: brunette, cute, likes water polo, baseball, the Beatles and his guitar playing. 6 months into their relationship she asks him to sell the Jeep. Unable to part with his "attractive" Jeep, they break up. The next time he hears from her, she is dating a UD water polo player...how ironic.
4. Marty Coaker will score a redhead, and actually graduate from Western. To celebrate, he decides to fly his girl to Vegas and get married so that they can shag in their own tent during the camping trip this summer.
5. Dinty Joe Musk Jr. graces the cover of People Weekly as one the year Most Intriguing People. Dinty's instant fame is credited to his million dollar earnings for the best yo-yo trick ever. He begins a world tour that just happens to coincide with the camping trip (he doesn't want to be the only single guy there!) In People, the picture shiws Dinty with his 50 yo-yos and 30 girls. He is quoted as saying, "I always knew I was the Ladie's Man."
6. Semisonic releases their new album which is well received around the world. Jeff thinks it would be really cool to travel to Germany to see them play. We all shoot him down telling him to have, "a good time...a real good time. bye bye."
7. A bomb drops on Ohio State University. The world says, "good riddence." (It is during the summer so no one got hurt!)
8. Dave Nagy will finally cave in and change his name to George. This new identity will always wear his shirt untucked, always share his things and never say, "ohmigosh!!!" when he sees Michelle.
9. Michelle Hess continues to make her home in Dayton, OH. She gets an awesome house in the housing lottery and throws many parties involcing root beer kegs and 80's music. She is disgustingly happy with life, music, and even love. She and a certain horn/trombone player have a great relationship that she would not give up for even Mel Gibson. But don't worry Jeff, it will be a few years before another wedding.
10. The surprise of the year: Jenny comes back from Australia; her friends are eager to talk to her after she mysteriously stopped communicating with them a month before. After numerous requests, her mother finally gives us the update: Jenny has taken her first vows for the sisterhood. The murmurs from the group said, "wow, and we thought Michelle would be the nun."

Jill Higgins

1. 1. The Hudsonville High School Women's Water Polo Team will get first place at State this year. This will be due to Jeff's great coaching techniques.
2. Jill Higgins will learn more facts about baseball because of her coach Jeff Donehoo.
3. The smallest player on HHH's polo team will get kicked out of a game for fighting.
4. Jeff will learn how to be a good dresser and match everyday. This will cause him to get a girlfriend.
5. Jill will get a growth spurt and be 5 foot 6.
6. The Grandville Junior Olympic Polo Team will win all of their games at their tournament in Ann Arbor this summer.
7. In the fall Jill will go a 1:07 in the 100 breast-stroke and get the school record and get 4th place at state.
8. HHS will get a grant to build a new pool with 16 lanes and floating goals, this is because Lindsay Simmons did not feel safe with the other goals that would fall down and land on her head at any given moment.
9. Andrew Patterson will show up to every practice and on time for HHS's polo team.
10. Jill will take the ACT and score a 34 on it and then get a full ride to the college of her choice.