Marty Coaker

1. So we have this president named George W. He will turn into the raging alcoholic he once was, and Dick Cheny will end up running the country w/out ever smiling. For some strange reason, I am compelled to say something about Janet Reno and Colon Powell hooking up, I dont know why and I should be slapped for thinking such dirty thoughts.
2. Jeff, Dinty, Jennifer, and Katie will finally find people to date, while Marty finds himself back in Kalamzoo still chasing after the georgeous "scottish chick" I will be successful someday.
3. Marty will become the national champion in Aircraft Rec. The Skybronco's will snatch the National Championship from the mundane idiots from the University of North Dakota.
4. Shortly after winning the national championship. Marty will announce his retirement from the flight team, and 5 other promenant members will do the same, including the coach. The Western Michigan University Skybronco's will never again win a national championship. Marty will end up Instructing for Western, and find out how little money it truly pays. He will end up living off the 3 billion dollar intern salary of Julie Steffen.
5. Dinty and Katie Musk will have a nice life together, and dude to this prediction......Marty will never be caught in the same room with Katie again, for fear of having the crap beat out of him.
6. The newest white house intern will be Juliette Delabbio. Many refrences will be made to the amazing blue dresses that show off the ever present RACK. The afformentioned RACK will become a national Icon attracting millions of viewers at the new 100 times larger than life statue appropriately placed near the Washington monument.
7. Nick and Kelly Tondu will arrive back in Grand Rapids and begin their new life together. After finding out that he does not enjoy the contract packageing business, Nick will move on to bigger and better enterprises and the hot sauce market. Fueled by the 100million dollar loan from his father. Nick will launch the wildly unsuccessful brand of DUDE DUDE DUDE Hot sauce. Upon its failure to capture the market, Mr and Mrs Tondu will move in with Mr and Mrs Goad, and proceed to live out he rest of the rest of their live's tying to figure out what jobs could be had with Nick's degree. The six of us (Nick/Kelly, Rob/Traci, Marty/Single, Dinty/Katie) will continue to meet for our yearly camping trip (no longer will the RACK be invited). During the trip, many refrences will be made to the sexual noises emitted on last years tent. Kelly will become sick of the constant torment, and pass out disposable ear plugs for the rest to wear.
8. In a groosome form, the tigers general manager Randy Smith will be killed and replaced. Nobody knows who the killer was, but witnesses say that the getaway car looked like a teal Jeep. Curiously, the witnesses also describe the music of Peter Frampton and Guster oozing from the Vehicle. Mike Illich will name himself as the new general manager and go on something of a pitcher shopping spree. The tigers will not need to produce more runs due to their new pitching staff, the staff of the Atlanta braves. Told you he went on a shopping spree. Mike keeps Doug Jones around so Jeff can talk to him during false fire alarms.
9. Matt Zainea will be arrested for making too much fun of Testamints. His punishment will be a massive advertisement campaign in which he will be the spokesman for the new high powered testamints. The new mints are so strong in fact that instead of swearing at the taste, your moth is frozen solid, making you weap. In a realted story Matt gives some mints to Steve Welch, and Matt claims to be the new toughest man at Blythefield.
10. Marty will finally graduate from college amist a fury of controversy. People around the College of Aviation will forever fear the name Shitz Caproni, never knowing fully just who that really is. Never the less, college will be a thing of the past for Marty, which is a good thing because at this rate, people would have to thinkI was going to be a doctor I have been here so long.