Jeff Donehoo

1. George W. Bush inagurated as President of the United States. Al Gore is seen behind him making sighing motion during his acceptance speech. Al Gore goes back to Tennesse and manages a Bob Evans on I-65.
2. Semisonic's new album All About Chemistry climbs the chart to #1 and is played more than the Goo Goo Dolls "Dizzy Up the Girl." Everyone gets sick of it except Jeff Donehoo
3. The GVSU Water Polo Club wins the Midwest Championship, behind Matt Skavnak's freshman class, which is dubbed the name the Skav 5. In the championship game, Matt Kendall breaks one time NCAA MVP Jeremey Braxton-Brown's neck. Miami files assult charges, and as a character witness Chris Malone is thrown in jail for contempt for his comment of "You're NUTS!!!" directed at the judge.
4. Another former Yankee will have cancer, leading officals to test Yankee Stadium for radiation. The result is Yankee Stadium being deystroyed.
5. The ecomomy hits the skids. Philip Morris and distilleries the only stocks that rise.
6. Bill Clinton inditented for obstruction of justice while President. Hillary Clinton files for divoce and gives Bill the "frying pan!"
7. Hudsonville Girls' Water Polo make it back to state behind the new sensitive coaching style of Jeff Donehoo tought to him by Matt Skavnak.
8. Dixon Engineering's new web site brings new inpsecting jobs abroad...Cananda!!!!
9. After Tim and Erin, nobody gets married for a long, long, long while...thank goodness.
10. The Detroit Tigers pick up John Mabry as a free agent, he has a breakout year and leads the Tigers out of the cellar into a wildcard race. They ultimately lose to the Rangers in the playoffs because Alex Rodrigez buys the Tigers and does not pay the contract of any player that does not contribute to a loss.
    
    Super Bowl Champion: Oakland Raiders
    World Series Champion: St. Louis Cardinals
    NCAA Football Champion: Oklahoma Sooners
    NCAA Basketball Champion: Michigan State
    NBA Champion: Philadelphia 76ers
    NHL Champion: Detroit Red Wings

Jackie Donehoo

1. J Donehoo's visit LaRoys in Colorado
2. Ladies of the Green are in the black
3. Pope John Paul bites the dust. Pope George is elected.
4. Jill and Marty buy a house
5. GVSU Water Polo team solicits funds to build own pool in Zeeland.
6. John sells motorhome
7. John and Jackie buy house with swimming pool.
8. Jonathan continues to party for the Lord.
9. Jeff gets job in Chicago with either White Sox or Kevin Matthews
10. Kate has a boy on February 6, 2001. Name is Ronald or Babe (Baby Ruth). If boy is born on February 5, 2001, name is Jack or Hank (Oh Henry)