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Pat Lowman
- Grand Valley Mens Water Polo wins
the Midwest conference. Along with taking 1st in the Midwest
Grand Valley takes top four at Nationals.
- Soon to be President Bush gets assassinated.
Why I think if you look throughout history its about time for
another.
- War in the Middle East breaks out due to
water shortage. Turkey is gained up apon and forced to give
in.
- Alex Rodriguez gets injuried early in the
Texas Rangers season and sits out the rest of the season making
millions and millions of dollars.
- Mario Lemiuex makes a huge impact in sports.
Micheal Jordan comes out of retirement and playes basketball
for his losing team.
- In doing so Mario Lemieux's Pittsburg Penguins
make it to the cup and lose in game seven against none other
than the Pheonix, where Jeremy Roenick and Keith Tkachuk each
have four points in the game and Wayne Gretsky's Franchise takes
out Marios.
- In baseball its not going to be a subway
series this year. Chicago White Sox in 6.
- Minnesota Vikings Win the Super Bowl by beating
the Tenn. Titans.
- The Iceman on Grand Valley Water Polo becomes
the Cold Man with the teams worst shooting percentage in history.
He misses 50% of the 4 meters he takes, and aquires drinking
to solve his problem. He then becomes the team drunk.
- Pat Lowman stays sober another year.
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