Aeros 5, TCI Beavers 5

Overall Record: 4-2-1

Record With Beer: 4-1-1

Record Without Beer: 0-1-0

Record Without Habs Jerseys: 2-0-0

Still can't topple the Beavers. We really wanted to stuff the Beavers, but just couldn't hold on. We had a two-goal lead mid-way through the third period, but the resident sieve let in a couple of long range slappers to let the Beavers go ahead in the game 5-4. A great effort in the closing minutes to mount a comeback and extend the team's unbeaten streak to five games.

Next game against YYZ is another big one. It seems every week I'm saying that, but it's true. The Wolfpack and the Blues both suck, leaving a highly competitive battle between the Aeros/Canadiens, Bulls, TCI Beavers, Black Hawks and YYZ. A win next week, coupled with a TCI Beavers loss would catapult the Aeros atop the NESHL standings for the first time this season.

There was a new girl working in the scorer's box last night. It's only a matter of time before Billy develops a rapport with this one and starts dating her on a regular basis. She certainly qualifies for the job, easily exceeding the 250 pound minimum weight by adhering to the highly Controversial Rosie O'Donnell Donut-Gummy Bear-Cheeseburger-Pizza-Pie-Ice Cream Diet Fad. Now I'm being just plain mean. "Scorer's box" is a pretty funny term though considering the personnel who's usually occupying it.

Just letting everyone know in advance that it would be greatly beneficial to the squad if more people participated in lunch puck in Natick. This could help the team work as an even more cohesive unit and it makes for creative excuses to get out of work on Friday's.

Also, just reminding Rogie that he hasn't had a party at his house in awhile and is certainly due. From the former parties, I was a big fan of the friendly atmosphere, Rogie passed out by 8 o'clock, ice luge, Jell-O shots, and Courtney's pick-up lines to girls about how many pounds in sweat he loses over the course of a hockey game. Mental note: make sure I invite the zamboni guy with five teeth and the maniacal giggles to the party.

J.J. Tartaglia is the newest edition to the Player Bio's in which you can learn more about the mentally challenged players on this team. Thumbs up to his Favorite T.V. selection: "Squeez-ant...It appears as though Master Chef Kobe Kyuksuhira is pulling out all the stops, using fresh squid testicles in his udon noodle stew in front of an anxious crowd here at kitchen stadium...Oh, I'm sure all of our worthy tasters tonight can't wait to get there hands on Kobe's succulent balls."

I haven't slept in over 36 hours which doesn't bode well for my sanity this week. Clearly, the most fascinating election I have ever witnessed, although for some reason I wanted to decapitate Katie Couric's head with a shovel at 4 o'clock this morning.