"Brilliant! They're causing a chain reaction which will rip this planet to atoms and destroy all traces of them, simply to deal with us. What sheer ruthlessness! What disregard for sentient life! I rather like these aliens." - Megatron
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Armada
2003
02/22 - Optimus Prime (SC)
2002
02/10 - Initial Thoughts
Robots in Disguise
2002
06/05 - Scourge
06/05 - Megatron Megabolt
06/05 - Autobot 3 Pack
05/21 - Sideways/Axer
05/14 - Obsidian
05/09 - Storm Jet
03/07 - Bruticus
03/04 - Wave 1 Spychangers
03/02 - Side Burn (repaint)
02/17 - Sky Byte
02/07 - Scourge/X-Brawn
02/07 - Ultra Magnus (basic)
02/07 - Optimus Prime (basic)
01/30 - Prowl (repaint)
01/18 - Skid-Z/Wind Sheer
01/18 - Tow-Line/Skyfire
01/12 - Cryotek
01/05 - Ruination
2001
12/17 - Galvatron
12/14 - Rail Racer
12/14 - Predacon 3-Pack
12/14 - Prowl
12/07 - X-Brawn
12/07 - Side Burn
12/01 - Landfill
11/27 - Omega Prime
Beast Machines
2002
05/09 - Silverbolt
04/13 - Mirage
04/13 - Obsidian
04/13 - Sonic Attack Jet
04/13 - Scavenger
04/04 - NS Cheetor
03/07 - Strika
02/22 - Savage/Noble
02/08 - Blackarachnia
02/06 - Optimus Primal
02/01 - Night Viper
01/24 - Nightscream
01/07 - Thrust
2001
12/23 - Blast Charge
12/15 - Tank Drone
12/07 - Megatron
11/29 - Optimus Primal (BP)
11/23 - Jetstorm
11/23 - Rattrap
11/21 - Buzzsaw
11/21 - Tankor
Dinobots
2002
05/09 - Striker
02/17 - Airraptor
2001
12/18 - Rapticon
12/07 - Triceradon
Beast Wars
2002
05/09 - Optimus Primal (TM)
04/16 - Terrorsaur (TM)
03/14 - B'Boom
03/14 - Transquito
03/06 - Cheetor (TM)
02/25 - Sonar
02/22 - Tigerhawk
02/17 - Blackarachnia (TM2)
02/04 - Cybershark (TM2)
02/04 - Waspinator (repaint)
02/02 - Bantor
02/02 - Optimus Minor
02/02 - Scarem
01/30 - Iguanus (TM2)
01/30 - Ramulus
01/30 - Scourge
01/16 - Rattrap (TM)
01/16 - Cheetor (bootleg)
01/06 - Depth Charge
2001
12/25 - Prowl
12/21 - Megatron (TM)
12/15 - Tarantulas (TM)
12/06 - Megatron (TM2)
12/05 - Rampage
12/01 - Tarantulas (bootleg)
12/01 - Airazor (repaint)
11/27 - Silverbolt
11/26 - Terrorsaur (bootleg)
11/25 - Scorponok
11/25 - Rhinox (repaint)
11/25 - Optimal Optimus
11/24 - Inferno
11/24 - Quickstrike
11/17 - Rattrap (bootleg)
11/17 - Dinobot (repaint)
11/14 - Megatron
Other Lines
2002
05/09 - Sharp Edge
04/30 - Galvatron (BW2)
04/18 - Prowl (MW)
04/16 - Big Convoy
04/04 - Minibot Keychains
02/22 - Starscream & BB
02/13 - Bazooka
02/09 - Mach Kick
02/08 - Stampy
01/16 - Shadow Panther
01/14 - Choro Q Toys
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Transformer Toy Toons
Similar to the reviews, these cartoons will be me goofing off with my crappy digital camera (and, perhaps some day, my non-crappy digital camera). However, they won't be reviews because there won't be any reviewing going on. Get it? I'll leave a list here with a brief description, but there will also be a menu to the left like with the toys, just so you can get around quicker. Anyways, I'll let your mouse do the work now.
West Side Trannies
Here's a nifty little picfic starring the three Jetstorm brothers. I had them all lined up when I was doing some studying and I got all inspired. Right around finals week, too. Crap. So far this showcases some of my best pictures. Hopefully it won't be as long as 'Go For Bohrok'. One can only hope.
05/12/02 - Part 1 - We learn all about the Jets (you'll see) and their mission which will be the plot of the picfic of course.
05/17/02 - Part 2 - The Jets embark on their mission, and find that it looks like it may be tougher than first thought. Always the way, eh?
05/18/02 - Part 3 - After meeting up with some unexpected foes, the Jets and Galvatron enlist the help of a specialist. Let the fun begin!
05/25/02 - Part 4 - The final part of West Side Trannies. The story is resolved, and like any good movie it leaves open the possibility for a sequil. Thanks for reading!
Go For Bohrok
Hey! This is my attempt at a picfic that's more than one episode or whatever the proper term is. I bought some Bionicle stuff recently, and I thought them too cool to not be used in some fun comics. Of course, it's been done before by GR Crosscut, but can you really blame me for using the Bohrok? They are just too durn cool to not use.
03/15/02 - Initial Phase - Megatron and Tarantulas create the evil Bohrok and unleash them upon the Maximals/Autobots. Muhahaha!
03/18/02 - Phase 2 - More attacks on the Maxis, and the Bohrok show their horrible mind control abilities. Or something like that.
03/20/02 - New Recruits - Since it appears Cheetor and Tigerhawk are outnumbered, they need some help. With hilarious results!
03/22/02 - The Quest - Yes, as the title surmises, our heros must now go on a quest to find out how to defeat the mighty Bohrok.
03/24/02 - The Blue Dragon - As you might surmise, I finally found a use for Cryotek other than 'well, while I'm at Target, I might as well buy it'. I like this chapter a lot, actually. It was a lot of fun to shoot. Which extra will bite it next? Does Tow-Line stand a chance? Find out, why don'tcha?!
03/26/02 - Final Destination - No, the story isn't over, far from it. The quest, however, comes to and end, but not before Cheetor and the gang meet some uh, foregin friends (hehe), and some southern friends. I shot this part in my parent's room, so you can imagine the odd looks I got from them while doing it. Almost as bad as the part I shot in the bathroom. Heh.
03/29/02 - Take the Offensive - Finally our heros stop running around and, um, take the offensive. And now that they have Kopaka on their side, they can't be stopped! Well, not really. Check it out!
04/01/02 - Run For Your Frickin Life! - A short little chapter in the grand scheme of things. This isn't an April fools joke, by the way, despite the release day.
04/04/02 - In the End it Doesn't Even Matter - Because it doesn't. This is the final chapter of 'Go For Bohrok'. Find out the motives the mastermind behind the plot had, and also a lot of other stuff! Or not, whatever. It's been a slice!
03/06/02 - Yay! Results of the send in the caption thingy are in!
One Panel Comics
04/14/02 - Wave 5 - Yay! More one panel dealies! Small side note, setting up the, erm, 'gestalt' in that one panel was NOT easy. Not using adhesive proved to be fatal.
03/06/02 - Wave 4 - Man, the waves are coming in spades now. Just six days after the last wave. The pictures are actually kinda decent as well. And this is on my extra crappy camera! Little tip folks, a small lamp aimed at the toys is your friend.
02/28/02 - Wave 3 - Oh yes, eight more panels of hilarious fun and stuff. Well, maybe. Also I blatantly ripped off GR Crosscut with a 'send in your own caption' dealie. I just couldn't think of a caption, and it seemed like the logical thing to do. PS, Side Burn is really hard to stand on top of Blast Charge.
02/21/02 - Wave 2 - So here's six more one panel dealies. I like 'em. As you can see I grabbed a couple toys and used them in more than one panel. Gotta cut costs. Or something.
02/02/02 - Wave 1 - In an effort to not always have a storyline that ends up as 20 or 30 panels, I made a few (five to be precise) single-panel comics. They're usually hit and miss, and harder to come up with for the most part, so I dunno how often I'll be making these.
Multi-panel Comics
03/02/02 - #07 - The Tow-Line and Skid-Z Show - Well, not really a show, I just couldn't come up with a name for this one. It also features some Pokemon stuff, so you may get confused if you have like, zero knowledge of Pokemon. Can't win them all I suppose.
02/23/02 - #06 - Attck of the Copies - In an effort to both play on the upcoming Star Wars movie as well as infringe on it as well as a few other movies, I made this. I also used my other crappy camera which can hold more than 8 pictures, though the quality isn't any better, though that may be because this was my first time using it, I dunno. It's over 60 images, but I broke it into 12 pages. Enjoy!
01/18/02 - #05 - The Tiny Megalomaniac - Hey, there's a Megatron smaller than BM Megs now, and he is, Choro-Q Megatron! Pretty funny, if a bit gross at the end. You'll see. This one is 31 images, but the pictures aren't overly large, so it shouldn't be too much of a problem.
01/02/02 - #04 - The Device - Beast Machines Megatron (he's so small) has created a device which will destroy Optimus Prime/Primal in all his forms. Just in case you were wondering, the device is, in fact, a 56K modem (hey, you work with what you got).
12/28/01 - #03 - Galvatron's Plan - Galvatron captures Fire Convoy and has a fight with Megatron with how to dispose of him. This one is kinda long, over 30 images, so you may want to grab a snack after you click it.
12/20/01 - #02 - Meet Fire Convoy - Yeah, so the Maximals and the Preds are fighting, and then some stuff happens. By the way, Megatron is REALLY hard to get to stand in that pose.
12/19/01 - #01 - Attack of the Megatrons - Megatron recruits himself from the future so he can destroy Optimus Primal. On a side note, it is not that easy to balance Glavatron on TM2 Megatron. You'll see.
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