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"When I slagged you and bug eyes, he was watching and smirking!"
"Th-that's a lie!"
"Then how come you're looking so shifty all of a sudden?"
"He's a smirker! Ha ha ha. Mangle!" - Rhinox, Terrorsaur, Rhinox again and Scorponok
 
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Toy Reviews

Armada
2003
02/22 - Optimus Prime (SC)
2002
02/10 - Initial Thoughts

Robots in Disguise
2002
06/05 - Scourge
06/05 - Megatron Megabolt
06/05 - Autobot 3 Pack
05/21 - Sideways/Axer
05/14 - Obsidian
05/09 - Storm Jet
03/07 - Bruticus
03/04 - Wave 1 Spychangers
03/02 - Side Burn (repaint)
02/17 - Sky Byte
02/07 - Scourge/X-Brawn
02/07 - Ultra Magnus (basic)
02/07 - Optimus Prime (basic)
01/30 - Prowl (repaint)
01/18 - Skid-Z/Wind Sheer
01/18 - Tow-Line/Skyfire
01/12 - Cryotek
01/05 - Ruination
2001
12/17 - Galvatron
12/14 - Rail Racer
12/14 - Predacon 3-Pack
12/14 - Prowl
12/07 - X-Brawn
12/07 - Side Burn
12/01 - Landfill
11/27 - Omega Prime

Beast Machines
2002
05/09 - Silverbolt
04/13 - Mirage
04/13 - Obsidian
04/13 - Sonic Attack Jet
04/13 - Scavenger
04/04 - NS Cheetor
03/07 - Strika
02/22 - Savage/Noble
02/08 - Blackarachnia
02/06 - Optimus Primal
02/01 - Night Viper
01/24 - Nightscream
01/07 - Thrust
2001
12/23 - Blast Charge
12/15 - Tank Drone
12/07 - Megatron
11/29 - Optimus Primal (BP)
11/23 - Jetstorm
11/23 - Rattrap
11/21 - Buzzsaw
11/21 - Tankor

Dinobots
2002
05/09 - Striker
02/17 - Airraptor
2001
12/18 - Rapticon
12/07 - Triceradon

Beast Wars
2002
05/09 - Optimus Primal (TM)
04/16 - Terrorsaur (TM)
03/14 - B'Boom
03/14 - Transquito
03/06 - Cheetor (TM)
02/25 - Sonar
02/22 - Tigerhawk
02/17 - Blackarachnia (TM2)
02/04 - Cybershark (TM2)
02/04 - Waspinator (repaint)
02/02 - Bantor
02/02 - Optimus Minor
02/02 - Scarem
01/30 - Iguanus (TM2)
01/30 - Ramulus
01/30 - Scourge
01/16 - Rattrap (TM)
01/16 - Cheetor (bootleg)
01/06 - Depth Charge
2001
12/25 - Prowl
12/21 - Megatron (TM)
12/15 - Tarantulas (TM)
12/06 - Megatron (TM2)
12/05 - Rampage
12/01 - Tarantulas (bootleg)
12/01 - Airazor (repaint)
11/27 - Silverbolt
11/26 - Terrorsaur (bootleg)
11/25 - Scorponok
11/25 - Rhinox (repaint)
11/25 - Optimal Optimus
11/24 - Inferno
11/24 - Quickstrike
11/17 - Rattrap (bootleg)
11/17 - Dinobot (repaint)
11/14 - Megatron

Other Lines
2002
05/09 - Sharp Edge
04/30 - Galvatron (BW2)
04/18 - Prowl (MW)
04/16 - Big Convoy
04/04 - Minibot Keychains
02/22 - Starscream & BB
02/13 - Bazooka
02/09 - Mach Kick
02/08 - Stampy
01/16 - Shadow Panther
01/14 - Choro Q Toys

Beast Machines - Mirage

If you want to know how I got this guy (it's not very exciting really), check out the Scavenger review. I'll just leave the rest up to you.

Mirage, as one might expect, is a formula-1 race car. Well, sort of. Of course he's a Vehicon, so the whole thing is stylized and futuristic looking, but it's about as close as you can get to being a formula-1 racer from Cybertron, I suppose. It rolls very nicely, despite the potential to scrape the ground, being a major low rider. The color scheme is a weird sort of dark greenish gray metallic color with yellow and light gray highlights. The engine and rear spoiler are translucent blue and bright yellow. It all fits together quite nicely.

His tailpipes, made of a translucent blue plastic, also double as missiles (along the lines of RID Prowl in that they have no springs and don't shoot very far), though it's something of a pain to fire them off in this mode. If you try it, not only will they make his robot head a lot more visible (this, by the way, is one of the few Vehicon vehicle modes that doesn't have eyes of sorts), but the rear spoiler stands a good chance of coming apart (as it's supposed to, but not in this mode). However, the cockpit has a nifty gun you can snap into place, so it's all good.

Transformation is one of the most complicated things I've seen in a while for a basic. Probably not since Sonar has a basic had such a complex transformation, and Sonar's was also annoying, while Mirage's is fun. I was actually not expecting such a neat transformation (especially since I opened Obsidian and Scavenger before him), so it's definitely one of the selling points of the toy.

Robot mode is somewhat awkward looking. He has the same problem Buzzsaw has, with tiny thighs and huge lower legs, but he makes up for it with swivel joint ankles. Actually, Mirage is the only toy from the Beast Machines line that got the 'wheels for feet' scheme right. His feet house his wheels, but they actually stay in the position you put them in, unlike Thrust and Blastcharge. Way to go!

Other awkwardness consists of his upper body being fairly skimpy looking compared to his pretty big legs and head, which is actually proportional, it just looks too big for his body (opposite problems a lot of Transformers have).

Also odd, but refreshing, is the fact that the front of his vehicle mode ends up on his back, not as his chest as most car Transformers have (the Autobot brothers being another exception). You actually can make that part his chest, but then his missile launchers get in the way of, well, everything.

Ah, so weapons? Well, like I said, he has those two missile launchers, and the gun is on top of his head. Yes, he has a gun on his head. How cool is that? And to add to that, you can remove it from there and he can hold it! Yay! A pre-RID Transformer with a handheld gun! The last time that happened was back in the early Beast Wars line when guys like Cheetor and Tarantulas had those nifty body part guns.

All in all, Mirage is a pretty neat toy. He isn't without his fair share of awkwardness (also I forgot to mention his head is on a ball joint, but it looks very odd in most positions aside from 'looking forward and a little down'), but a lot of it is made up for elsewhere. The transformation alone is very cool. If you can find one for under ten bucks, pick it up, it is quite the excellent basic.


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