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Toy Reviews

Armada
2003
02/22 - Optimus Prime (SC)
2002
02/10 - Initial Thoughts

Robots in Disguise
2002
06/05 - Scourge
06/05 - Megatron Megabolt
06/05 - Autobot 3 Pack
05/21 - Sideways/Axer
05/14 - Obsidian
05/09 - Storm Jet
03/07 - Bruticus
03/04 - Wave 1 Spychangers
03/02 - Side Burn (repaint)
02/17 - Sky Byte
02/07 - Scourge/X-Brawn
02/07 - Ultra Magnus (basic)
02/07 - Optimus Prime (basic)
01/30 - Prowl (repaint)
01/18 - Skid-Z/Wind Sheer
01/18 - Tow-Line/Skyfire
01/12 - Cryotek
01/05 - Ruination
2001
12/17 - Galvatron
12/14 - Rail Racer
12/14 - Predacon 3-Pack
12/14 - Prowl
12/07 - X-Brawn
12/07 - Side Burn
12/01 - Landfill
11/27 - Omega Prime

Beast Machines
2002
05/09 - Silverbolt
04/13 - Mirage
04/13 - Obsidian
04/13 - Sonic Attack Jet
04/13 - Scavenger
04/04 - NS Cheetor
03/07 - Strika
02/22 - Savage/Noble
02/08 - Blackarachnia
02/06 - Optimus Primal
02/01 - Night Viper
01/24 - Nightscream
01/07 - Thrust
2001
12/23 - Blast Charge
12/15 - Tank Drone
12/07 - Megatron
11/29 - Optimus Primal (BP)
11/23 - Jetstorm
11/23 - Rattrap
11/21 - Buzzsaw
11/21 - Tankor

Dinobots
2002
05/09 - Striker
02/17 - Airraptor
2001
12/18 - Rapticon
12/07 - Triceradon

Beast Wars
2002
05/09 - Optimus Primal (TM)
04/16 - Terrorsaur (TM)
03/14 - B'Boom
03/14 - Transquito
03/06 - Cheetor (TM)
02/25 - Sonar
02/22 - Tigerhawk
02/17 - Blackarachnia (TM2)
02/04 - Cybershark (TM2)
02/04 - Waspinator (repaint)
02/02 - Bantor
02/02 - Optimus Minor
02/02 - Scarem
01/30 - Iguanus (TM2)
01/30 - Ramulus
01/30 - Scourge
01/16 - Rattrap (TM)
01/16 - Cheetor (bootleg)
01/06 - Depth Charge
2001
12/25 - Prowl
12/21 - Megatron (TM)
12/15 - Tarantulas (TM)
12/06 - Megatron (TM2)
12/05 - Rampage
12/01 - Tarantulas (bootleg)
12/01 - Airazor (repaint)
11/27 - Silverbolt
11/26 - Terrorsaur (bootleg)
11/25 - Scorponok
11/25 - Rhinox (repaint)
11/25 - Optimal Optimus
11/24 - Inferno
11/24 - Quickstrike
11/17 - Rattrap (bootleg)
11/17 - Dinobot (repaint)
11/14 - Megatron

Other Lines
2002
05/09 - Sharp Edge
04/30 - Galvatron (BW2)
04/18 - Prowl (MW)
04/16 - Big Convoy
04/04 - Minibot Keychains
02/22 - Starscream & BB
02/13 - Bazooka
02/09 - Mach Kick
02/08 - Stampy
01/16 - Shadow Panther
01/14 - Choro Q Toys

Beast Wars Transmetal 2 Cybershark

Okay, first I should tell you I'm biased. I hate this toy. I actually own two of him (three if you count Sky Byte), though I didn't pay for either one. You see the first one someone returned to my store (KB Toys is notorious for having lots of old, crappy Beast Wars toys, especially Cybershark 2s and Op Minor (the second of which I don't think sucks). Anyway, they returned it because it kept falling apart, so I decided to take it home and fix it since damages only need the box in tact when they get sent back to the warehouse (or part of the toy). I fixed it, but it was horrible. You'll see why in the review, but on with the story. The second one I got MISB because we were going to defect them out and toss 'em because (surprise!) no one wanted them. The manager said I could take one if I wanted, so I did. The new one I got was the second version which is supposed to have tighter joints or something. Bah.

Also, just so you know, Cybershark is the only non-bootleg TF I own that isn't on display. I love him that much.

Okay, so Cybershark 2's beast mode is that of a shark. However, unlike his original namesake who was a weird hammerhead hybrid (hybrid with what I'm not sure), Cybershark 2 is a flat out TM2 great white shark. It looks pretty cool, with gray and vac metal blue plastics, and some shades of green and blue. Of course it has some major stability issues.

First off, the lower jaw, which becomes his robot feet, have problems staying together. And forget about trying to pose him in shark mode. Not only is he pre-posed (swimming to the right), but if you place him on the table or whatever, the parts his fins are attached to will flop around. Not very fun.

He also has a third vehicle mode, but it's so horrible (it ranks up there with Depth Charge's and TM2 Megatron's) I won't even bother with it.

Transformation is the biggest pain in the ass. He's a shell-former in all his annoying ass glory. However, unlike kibble-masters like Triceradon and Side Burn, his kibble has some major issues staying on his body. It's nearly impossible to transform without having some panel or something pop off. Not cool. Sometimes it's just easier to rip them all off and then reattach them after he's in robot mode.

Robot mode has potential, but it suffers from a lot of flaws. First off his ankles are really weak, which makes standing him on his own pretty tough. Not helping that fact is his hella big backpack. He wears all his beast kibble on his back, complete with a shark head for an ass (yep, he's a butthead). On top of that I don't like the shade of green they decided to use. Bleh.

Positive things? Well, his spinning tail fin arm thing is pretty neat. There's a wheel on his elbow that makes it spin and there's even a locking mechanism on his wrist so it won't spin all crazy like when he's in beast mode (if you can get him back there). His gun is pretty neat too, but it gets in the way a lot of times. It's also on a hair trigger, and we all know how missiles always seem to be attracted to small unreachable crevices and piles of stuff. And now you have two to find!

So, overall? Cybershark 2 sucks. Sorry. If you can get one for like $2 or something, I guess it's worth it, but really you should pass him up. Just a side note, the RID version, Sky Byte, is better, but not much.


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