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Episode 1: Operation: Nutter Storm- The beginning of the phenomenon the PPV Squad came to call “Episodes.” When Huh eats some bad pizza, his fart clouds the Squad’s mind and they mistakenly believe that the WWF is literally invading the Nutter Center. Nykk leads an offensive to drive the WWF out of their home turf. Episode 2: House Show Shenanigans- The Squad has tickets to a house show at the Nutter Center, but manage to find a way backstage. As references to Episode 1 abound, they realize that they house no memory of what happened. Episode 3: The PPV Squad vs. Vince Russo & Ed Ferrara- The Squad runs out of food just before the PPV and head to Wal-Mart. Thanks to Huh, they board a banana truck that takes them into the clutches of a booker’s answer to a mad scientist himself, Vince Russo! Episode 4: The PPV Squad on TNN- The Squad adds a new member to their roster and heads for an ECW on TNN taping at the Hara Arena. Huh’s gas problems have an unusual effect on Nykk and Cheesecake, who are then booked in a match with the Impact Players by Paul Heyman. Episode 5: The Fifth Episode- Croooooow wins tickets to WrestleMania, but the Squad is derailed on their way to Anaheim by a new nemesis, who has the key to the memory of the first episode. Looking for help, they turn to a local LaserQuest. Episode 6: Time-Warner Strikes Back- The cable goes out just before the PPV starts, prompting the Squad to go to Time-Warner Cable to complain directly. However, they find that the cable outage was more than just an accident. Episode 7: The Psychic Uncle's Network- While pursuing the key to their memory of the first episode, they stumble upon the WWF Superstars, whom are all wandering around the forest. They also meet Nykk’s Uncle Ted, who decides to help them in their quest. Episode 8: Raw Ambitions- The PPV Squad is on Raw is War! The only problem is that Vince McMahon decides to make sure that they’ll never want to come back. Episode 9: My Friend of MP3- The Squad is called for jury duty in the Napster trial, coincidentally enough, along with several wrestling personalities. They try to keep hope alive for Napster as Judge Judy presides over the event. Episode 10: The Source of Tazz- Vince McMahon comes calling and hires Nykk to find the first Tazz, who has been lost in the Realm of Dropped Gimmicks. The Squad accepts only to find themselves up to their ears in early 90s gimmicks! Episode 11: Back to the Minors- The Squad takes Huh to Memphis Championship Wrestling to help him lose some weight. In the meantime, Nykk and Croooooow engage in a battle of twits to determine who will face midget wrestler Hollywood. Episode 12: The PPV Squad's Excellent Adventure- After Cynric gets run over by a car, the Squad isn’t sure who did it. Vince McMahon gives them a time machine to go back and find out. When Huh drops pizza sauce on the controls, they’re taken back to the mid-17th century on a Canadian pirate ship, manned by Captain Chris Benoit! Episode 13: In the Nykk of Time- The PPV Squad continues their journey through time, trying desperately to reach their intended destination. Meanwhile, they stop over in a number of times in the world’s history. Episode 14: The Not-Too Distant Future- The Squad ends up in Medieval England, where they meet the charitable Robin Hood Helmsley. They quickly wear out their welcome and manage to crash the time machine in the year 2050. Episode 15: Back to the Present- Having been taken prisoner by the Vince McMahon of the future, they are forced to fight in McMahon’s new X-treme Fighting League. The Squad manages to escape and take another time machine back to when Cynric was run over. Episode 16: Tea Time- Vince McMahon says the Squad can work for the WWF if they pass three tests. For the first test, Vince orders them to win the Sgt. Slaughter Invitational Celebrity Golf Tournament. However, he sends insurance in the form of William Regal and Kurt Angle to make sure the Squad does not succeed. Episode 17: No Need for Smarks- The Squad’s second test is to recover Vince’s supply of certain body-enhancing chemicals that were stolen. However, Triple H, seeing an opportunity to hold someone down, throws some obstacles in their path. Episode 18: In the Army How?- The Squad is sent to WWF New York to host Raw, but Huh manages to get tricked into joining the military. They’re forced to break him out while Vince seizes the opportunity to find replacements for them. Episode 19: Sloppycats- The WCW/ECW Invasion is on, and even the Squad is affected. They meet what could be their match in their WCW counterparts, the PPV Crew. Battle lines are drawn and a dark match classic is signed! Episode 20: Full Circle- After they upset Vince, the Squad is demoted and told the only way to keep their jobs is to go to the Nutter Center and acquire some good tickets for Vince to disperse among family and business associates. They must do this before Paul Heyman’s fanboys snatch up all the good seats in an unorthodox attempt at driving the WWF out of business. |
