DISCLAIMER: SOME OF THE STUFF YOU WILL FIND ON THIS PAGE IS VERY NASTY AND SEXUAL AND MATURE! IF YOU ARE UNDER 18 OR DON'T LIKE SEX, I PITY YOU! Also, you shouldn't read/masturbate to/steal/do anything with the stuff you see hear. And you can't sue me for destroying your mental/emotional/physical virginity, or for any other reason, because I work for the government and have slept with some very important people. So there.
Welcome to Sexy Government's Eroticambrosia! The name is derived from a combination of the words "erotica" and "ambrosia," because both are provided here. Erotic literature, that is ambrosia of the soul. This is considered the "voyeurism" room of my brothel. You get to watch, and read, as erotic things happen to erotic people. It's quite ... erotic!
ALSO IN THE NEWS: Several new features are currently in the works: a list of music that you should listen to while reading certain Erotic Reads, as well as Author Profiles for some of our more famous, or rather, infamous, authors. Erotic Retails is also in development (although we've hit a few snags), and don't think that I've forgotten about Erotic Research or Erotic Reference! Although the government's been slashing research budgets left and right, there are several new features in Erotic Reference that will be up soon. So make sure that you keep checking back for more updates!
Be sure to come back to Eroticambrosia soon, and let us fulfill all your erotic needs!
A Personal Letter from Professor Connie
NEW!!!Another Personal Letter from Professor Connie
Professor Connie Presents
Professor Connie's Erotic Relationships
Best of Professor Connie
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NEW!!!Moana 3: Hoes Have All the Fun by Greggor V. Püchaps--Moana's 3rd adventure is here! Check her out in an all new scenario, with an all new cast!
NEW!!!Moana 2: Klosing Time by Greggor V. Püchaps--Moana's back in this breathtaking epic masterpiece of erotic literature! If you thought you loved Mona before, wait until you read this!
Daddy's Girl by Lolita T. Wattlicks--Leather, S&M, public bathrooms ... what more could you want from a piece of erotic literature?
Sandy vs The World: Chapter 1 by Greggor V. Püchaps--a special story about a special girl. Sandy's trip to CVS is like nothing you've ever dreamed of--and a special twist leaves you on the edge of your seat at the cliffhanger ending! I for one CAN'T WAIT for the next chapter in this riveting tale!
Moana of the Jungle by Greggor V. Püchaps--the tale of Moana, a superstar with the personality to match! This is only the beginning of her misadventures, a twisted yet erotic tale, filled with dark humor. A definite MUST READ!
NEW!!!Shave My Legs by Sexy Government
NEW!!!Longer by Sexy Government
NEW!!!Fill Me Up by Sexy Government
Gay Man in the Closet by Sexy Government
You Call Me Crazy by Professor Connie
Not a Virgin, Not Yet a Slut by Sexy Government
Oops! My Thong Fell Down Again by Sexy Government
Put it in Me All the Time by Sexy Government
Thongie One More Time by Sexy Government
NEW!!!Moana 3: Hoes Have All the Fun by Greggor V. Püchaps--Moana's 3rd adventure is here! Check her out in an all new scenario, with an all new cast!
NEW!!!Moana 2: Klosing Time by Greggor V. Püchaps--Moana's back in this breathtaking epic masterpiece of erotic literature! If you thought you loved Mona before, wait until you read this!
NEW!!!Thursday's Thrilling Thongs by Scarlett M Butler--Becca's got a job! But can her thongs outlast her newfound work ethic?
NEW!!! A SPECIAL BECCA SIDESTORY!! Thongs for Sale by Scarlett M Butler--A sidestory to the popular "Becca's Life" series, Becca discovers the internet--and decides to sell her thongs on eBay!
Spectacular Series
Legend of the Lost Thong by Thongliona Thongberry
Part 1: Before the Thong--this story is kind of sad. The first part of a series, it's about two men who discover each other, only to find out that it's too late to save either of them, or their relationship.
Part 2: Search for the Thong--the second part of Ms Thongberry's trilogy, this is also the most tragic part.
Part 3: What Thongs May Cum--the concluding part of the trilogy! And what a delightful conclusion it is. I assure you, you will enjoy it!
Love Me Forever: The Early Years by Cocoa Barr
Love Me Forever Part I: The Sweetest Thong--IF YOU READ ONLY ONE PIECE OF EROTIC LITERATURE THIS YEAR, LET THIS BE IT!!
Love Me Forever Part 2: The Sweatiest Thong--the second in a three part series that began with The Sweetest Thong. READ THIS!! NOW!!
Vampyre Lovers: Heart of the Angel Stalker by Meghan S Ledwig
Vampyre Lovers: Be Still My Heart--the latest adventure in the bestselling Erotic Mistress' Vampyre Lovers series! This saga, exclusive to Eroticambrosia due to my close, personal friendship with Ms Ledwig, tells the tale of Angelique de Moreau, the Angel Stalker. You may remember her from some of Meghan's previous tales, such as Gone by Morning or Blood on my Lips. Her story is exclusive to Eroticambrosia--you won't find it no where else! Chapter 2: Heart of the Beast is up now! Go see. Go on. Shoo!
Vampyre Lovers: Heart of the Beast--that's right, folks, it's FINALLY HERE! The sequel to Be Still My Heart has finally arrived! And trust me it's definitely worth the wait! More chapters to cum soon!
Becca's Life by Scarlett M Butler
A Night of Passion by Scarlett M Butler--The kinky, kooky Ms. Butler is at it again, with her latest short story. An absolute must read for anyone interested in the marvelous subgenre of erotic satire.
A Day of Lust by Scarlett M Butler--a sequel to Ms. Butler's previous excursion into Eroticambrosia, A Night of Passion, the cliffhanger ending of this story leads me to believe that we may have another series on our hands ... so you should definitely read this eagerly anticipated story on the exploits of Scarlett's favorite heroine, Becca, RIGHT NOW!! Or else you will regret it!!
An Afternoon of Desire by Scarlett M Butler--the third story in her new series, Becca's life, this one focuses on a plane ride gone terribly awry--with tragic, yet hilarious, consequences!
An Evening of Delight by Scarlett M Butler--the title belies thte actual mood of this fourth story of Becca's Life, which is actually kind of dark. But, it is a delight--a delight to read! Hahahahahaha. Ok. Just read it. Whatever.
Monday is Marvelous by Scarlett M Butler--this is the fifth story in Becca's life. Almost tragic, but don't worry: Becca's made of stronger stuff than that!
Tuesdays with Becca by Scarlett M Butler--she's at it again! Nothing can keep Becca down--or her lovers, either!
Wednesday was Wonderful by Scarlett M Butler--The 7th Becca story is finally here, due to popular demand! Becca decides to "take a hike"--in her hiking thong!
NEW!!!Thursday's Thrilling Thongs by Scarlett M Butler--Becca's got a job! But can her thongs outlast her newfound work ethic?
NEW!!! A SPECIAL BECCA SIDESTORY!! Thongs for Sale by Scarlett M Butler--A sidestory to the popular "Becca's Life" series, Becca discovers the internet--and decides to sell her thongs on eBay!
Sensational Satire
Hiking Thong by Gretchen Prudence--Two lesbian lovers on a mountain top wearing matching hiking thongs. 'Nough said.
Ladies' Room by Tabitha MacDonald--this story was even a bit over the top for MY sordid tastes! It involves, among other things, rimming, bm humor, and an incestuous lesbian threesome--in a bathroom stall. BE WARNED: This story is NOT for the faint of heart, or for those who are forced to endure public bathrooms every day--you may NEVER want to see the inside of a public bathroom stall again after reading this!
Aliens Aren't Allowed by Alliana Arenalloda--this story has got some pretty nasty alien sex in it. It's kinda like when you walk in on a naked fat person--you really don't want to look, yet you can't seem to look away!
The Talking Thong by Stars N Stripes--a story about a talking thong!
Inside the Thong by Nu D Pikks--this story offers an interesting perspective on sex. I recommend it!
Nasty Thong by Natasha Kornburgur and Zeek Zennary--DISCLAIMER: This story is INCREDIBLY nasty, so I wouldn't recommend viewing it unless you're over 18, preferably over 80, because it is VERY nasty. BEWARE: READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!
Sexy Thong by Victoria S Ecrette--a story about a secret, yet sexy, thong. Advice for the homosexual love scenes came from the infamous gay lover, Zeek Zennary.
Genie in a Bottle by Lucretia Dellens-Water--Due to the popular success of "A Night of Passion," I have been literally swamped by requests to get more funny-erotic stories on here! They're so popular that soon I might even need to give them their own section...
A Night of Passion by Scarlett M Butler--The kinky, kooky Ms. Butler is at it again, with her latest short story. An absolute must read for anyone interested in the marvelous subgenre of erotic satire.
Sanina by Anonymous--I don't really know who wrote this one, all I know is that it was turned in to her english teacher ... and if you'll read it, you'll understand why that's so hilarious!
Sexy Stories
NEW!!!Late Night Munchies Part I: Appetite by Thongliona Thongberry--in her follow up to the critically acclaimed Legend of the Lost Thong, Ms. Thongberry scores another hit with this new tale of oral pleasure! Another of Ms Thongberry's trademark "Protagonist with a Past" stories, she says that she plans to focus more on the present in this story than her previous works.
Tasha and Leonardo--At Last! by Monica J--Now we ALL know who wrote this one!! Hahaha ... my favorite part is the ending. It makes me crack up.
Julia and Casey...In Love! by Monica J--Haha, I love the beginning of this one...and a little twist in the middle that just makes you laugh, although the ending is kind of sappy (obviously written by a virgin!!)
Planned Seduction by Emily Rose--yes, I know, she's more "romance" than "erotica" but I like this piece because not only is it romantic, but there are several erotic moments in it. You should definitely read this particular work by this up-and-cumming romance author!
Erotic Angels by a new star in erotic literature, Sara Nadia Katz
Vampyre in my Bedroom by that beloved, favorite erotic literature scribe, Meghan S Ledwig
NEW!!Sex Survey #1 by Dr. Laura Fitzweiler, Ph.D.--Have you ever wondered who's been lying about their sexual habits? Well, my own associate Dr. Laura has you covered!
Bodily Fluids by the Numbersby Lillian R Pedomen--the very first Erotic Research. Learn all about bodily fluids, and how they are classified.
Erotic Reference--Your Guide to Reading--and Writing--Erotic Literature
NEW!!Lesson 2:An Intermediate Guide to Writing Erotic Literature
Lesson 1:A Beginner's Guide to Writing Erotic Literature
