tattoo of a cynic

This site was recently moved. I meant it when I said I was in transition. The only months available as of now are from March, 1999 onward. I haven't decided what do do with the first four months, 'cause, see, some of the entries are missing. Long story. I'll get my head out of my ass someday and post what's left, when I'm done pouting about it.

A p r i l

04-27-00 mew!
04-26-00 flunky detritus
04-25-00 pastaphilia
04-24-00 super whatever
04-23-00 funny money
04-22-00 "sob"
04-18-00 marking the card
04-16-00 my fickle ways
04-15-00 crunch, and some colleague-bashing to boot
04-14-00 chocolate pudding, anyone?
04-12-00 hello puppies!
04-11-00 happy to see me?

M a r c h

03-28-00 broke, but still not making friends
03-26-00 why aren't you caught up?
03-22-00 you take the good, you take the bad
03-21-00 it's too much
03-20-00 guest entry by Becky
03-18-00 I guess a spit bubble pretty much sums it up
03-16-00 those ingrates
03-14-00 I'm an idiot
03-12-00 Big Brother
03-10-00 "best" friends
03-09-00 you get what you pay for
03-07-00 couple a lame links and a brush-off
03-06-00 bitch, be cool
03-05-00 ...zzzzzzzz....
03-04-00 ...zzzz....
03-03-00 show and tell
03-01-00 keeping me sane

F e b r u a r y

02-29-00 The Wrath of Fleck
02-28-00 borrow a dog
02-27-00 Carnegie Hall
02-26-00 one saturday morning
02-23-00 good things come
02-22-00 advice for a military wife
02-21-00 ally sucks
02-20-00 focus
02-18-00 The Mutant Hair
02-15-00 digital heaven for the obsessive-compulsive soul
02-14-00 Betsy goes too far
02-13-00 52 wpm
02-12-00 death row
02-11-00 seeing a pattern
02-08-00 hardly working
02-07-00 turn the other chick
02-04-00 cold feet
02-03-00 the spellcheker
02-02-00 these boots were made for dog shit

J a n u a r y

01-30-00 yawn
01-29-00 shrinkage
01-28-00 this place is nuts
01-26-00 yummy
01-25-00 get your alpacas while they last
01-24-00 $13
01-23-00 thwa thwa thwa
01-21-00 enough is enough
01-20-00 cows, pigs and the moon?
01-19-00-b whoa....
01-19-00 teaching from the land of lame
01-18-00 pre-flu dread
01-17-00 I'm just getting old, is all
01-16-00 poopy-face
01-15-00 dumpster diving for dead dogs
01-14-00 meta
01-13-00 oh god, they're back
01-12-00 cattiness
01-11-00 ahhh!
01-10-00 your dog fucking stinks
01-08-00 rodentia
01-06-00 what a dumbass I was
01-05-00 good cat bad cat
01-04-00 disturbing the neighbors
01-03-00 it's a bloody euphonium
01-02-00 what did I resolve, again? and again?
01-01-00 A Very Robins Holiday

D e c e m b e r

12-31-99 the anti-retail idea
12-30-99 cat heaven and shopping
12-29-99 beer snobbery
12-28-99 miscellaneous future
12-26-99 where traditions begin
12-23-99 sniffle
12-22-99 maybe it's his food....
12-21-99 homespun
12-19-99 all of this in a Baptist church
12-18-99 gay guinea pigs and candle excess
12-15-99 another excuse
12-14-99 typical day off
12-13-99 chunks
12-12-99 creamy caramel filling
12-11-99 tubas really blow
12-10-99 "lessons"
12-09-99 gift exchange
12-07-99 shopping
12-05-99 nintendo weekend
12-04-99 didn't even get to see his ass
12-03-99 two baths each
12-02-99 take this coconut
12-01-99 teaching or being taught

N o v e m b e r

11-30-99 once and future jobs
11-29-99 e-mail "entry"
11-28-99 books, etc.
11-27-99 tuesday and taco
11-26-99 hey howdy hey
11-24-99 no turkey for me
11-23-99 brave kitten
11-22-99 chicken finger flashback
11-21-99 coffee, hey!
11-20-99 good things happen....
11-19-99 Journal of a Sucker
11-18-99 working
11-17-99 Read-A-Thon
11-16-99 sleeping cats are sacred
11-15-99 Please don't be a Daisy
11-14-99 scrabble tutorial
11-13-99 Career Chek
11-11-99 spay spay spay
11-10-99 wind and song
11-09-99 I'm getting naked in this entry
11-08-99 poopy famous people
11-07-99 must-see, my ass
11-06-99 trumpet hell
11-04-99 the confession
11-03-99 more whining from the land of unemployment
11-01-99 disrespecting Uncle Jack

O c t o b e r

10-31-99 going out drinking
10-30-99 my 1989
10-29-99 pumpkin guts
10-28-99 blah
10-27-99 Dear Santa
10-26-99 cat detail
10-25-99 a butt peach is born
10-24-99 when did I get so old?
10-22-99 lost in the translation
10-21-99 bye bye blue bird
10-20-99 evil snack food
10-19-99 ow
10-17-99 it's nice to be kneaded
10-16-99 perfect saturday
10-15-99 Fleck the Cat
10-14-99 when I'm stressed:
10-13-99 control freak angst
10-12-99 hello, kitty
10-11-99 someone drop a chalupa in here?
10-08-99 slowly going crazy!
10-07-99 optimism, part 2
10-06-99 calling in "sick"
10-05-99 had I written an entry
10-03-99 carpal tunnel day
10-02-99 catsitting

S e p t e m b e r

09-30-99 quickie
09-29-99 partly cloudy
09-28-99 chalk one up for the hormones
09-26-99 I've never held a baby
09-25-99 she said I'm mighty fine
09-24-99 in the immortal words of eric
09-23-99 what percentage of my brain am I not using?
09-22-99 hitting the sauce
09-21-99 getting out and getting even
09-20-99 harvey and hydroplane
09-19-99 about time
09-18-99 it is in the Bible
09-17-99 week's end musings
09-16-99 blasphemy
09-15-99 from neo-hippie to yuppie
09-14-99 Floyd, and my own little tantrum
09-13-99 band directors
09-12-99 the fucking Dallas Cowboys
09-08-99 ripe and ready to eat
09-07-99 scatterbrain
09-06-99 boiled, poached, or scrambled?
09-03-99 I'm not the newest anymore
09-02-99 bipolar morning
09-01-99 gettin' repo'ed

A u g u s t

08-01-99 stomach issues
08-02-99 the name game
08-03-99 flying chunks of nausea
08-04-99 retail flashback
08-05-99 diet lemon lime
08-06-99 cats and tennis
08-07-99 to gather stones
08-09-99 headache-y
08-10-99 wild strawberry on periwinkle
08-11-99 maybe I'm just really impatient
08-12-99 employment
08-13-99 Betsy goes crazy
08-14-99 savannah
08-15-99 ostriches and Dick
08-16-99 these curves life throws us
08-17-99 first day
08-18-99 drawls and Dilbertdom
08-21-99 wine, whine
08-22-99 karma
08-23-99 sloth
08-24-99 happy birthday dear matthew
08-25-99 motivation
08-26-99 corporate lunch
08-27-99 someday I'll stop talking about work
08-29-99 when I sucked
08-30-99 Moron update
08-30-99-b it only gets better
08-31-99 a fall is on the way

J u l y

07-01-99 a room of one's own
07-02-99 BETSY--UNDERWARE
07-03-99 my weird family
07-05-99 the gods of inconvenience
07-07-99 I suck at tennis
07-08-99 playing grown-up
07-10-99 it happens every year
07-12-99 moving day
07-14-99 the trip from hell
07-19-99 WaffelHausen Everywhere
07-20-99 military wife
07-21-99 Georgia is so goddamn friendly
07-22-99 what's the temp in south dakota?
07-23-99 the heat is getting to me
07-24-99 artiste
07-25-99 warner robins, everybody's favorite place
07-26-99 poof!
07-27-99 big dumb unemployed dork
07-28-99 somebody offer me a job already
07-29-99 morons, every one of us
07-30-99 The Beacon of Truth
07-31-99 I'll never hike again

J u n e

06-01-99 I never even named the panda
06-02-99 bitch, bitch, Bitch
06-03-99 macon the world go "what?!"
06-04-99 "Nancy's...*sniffle*...dead!"
06-05-99 comin' home, baby
06-06-99 just like home again
06-07-99 heat wave
06-08-99 old black wallet
06-09-99 s'mores for dinner
06-10-99 ignorance and marshmallows
06-11-99 starch makes me happy
06-12-99 whining crybaby entry, so sorry
06-15-99 back among the living
06-16-99 greensleeves and car woes
06-17-99 ow! quit it. ow! quit it.
06-18-99 tired friday
06-19-99 self-criticism
06-20-99 the real me
06-21-99 my first extraction
06-22-99 ready...set....
06-23-99 the bored hermit
06-24-99 inertia
06-26-99 ice cream?
06-27-99 All Hail Betsy, Duchess of Byron
06-28-99 dresses and middle names
06-29-99 bork bork bork
06-30-99 the last straw

M a y

05-01-99 death of a journal
05-02-99 system error:
05-03-99 Heck on Earth (guest entry by Dan)
05-04-99 and a magical day it was....
05-05-99 magical hangover
05-06-99 transitions

05-09-99 ambition
05-10-99 asshole kid
05-11-99 chick shit
05-12-99 lawn mowers? haircuts?
05-13-99 home

05-17-99 cranky!
05-18-99 loss of innocence
05-19-99 giving up
05-20-99 Bastille Day
05-21-99 entry by candelight
05-22-99 meltdown

05-23-99 comfort
05-24-99 myself the music teacher
05-25-99 "anyone? anyone?"
05-27-99 the fledgling
05-28-99 the one-legged neon lady
05-29-99 totally freaking weird

05-31-99 better things to do

A p r i l

04-01-99 easter gigs
04-02-99 recitals
04-03-99 I am a packrat
04-04-99 quiet holiday

04-05-99 oops
04-06-99 shot the shit
04-07-99 asshole trumpet players
04-08-99 quilting
04-09-99 serendipity

04-13-99 senioritis
04-14-99 a typical euph sectional
04-15-99 wedding wind-up
04-16-99 wedding HALT
04-17-99 cheap beer for the soul
04-18-99 final concert

04-19-99 what? study?
04-20-99 cramming
04-21-99 pensive
04-22-99 that thing I do
04-23-99 the sucky friend
04-24-99 doh
04-25-99 chicks and tubas

04-26-99 they never liked me that much, anyway
04-27-99 sound investments
04-28-99 rites of pre-temps
04-29-99 eric speaks
04-30-99 details

M a r c h

03-01-99 foiled again
03-02-99 stark...raving....
03-03-99 whew!
03-05-99 blanked
03-06-99 quitting time

03-07-99 the last bottle
03-08-99 sick but funny
03-09-99 snow day
03-12-99 Julia the Huntress
03-13-99 the fucking nerve

03-17-99 aftermath
03-18-99 no more groceries
03-19-99 BMT flashbacks

03-22-99 the big news
03-24-99 To-Do list
03-25-99 the REALLY big news
03-26-99 set theorizing

03-28-99 spring fever
03-30-99 teaching and whining
03-31-99 inside cat


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